Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Dating, Escape, Ridiculousness on Apr 22nd, 2008
The circus is a great daytime event to take a girl for a third date. It’s thooper dooper gay, because the performers are very happy and always smiling. The spectators are smiling, the clowns are smiling, everyone is gay and joyous. So fabulously gay! The happy smiling gayness puts your date in a positive upbeat mood, even if the … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Ridiculousness, Tool Time, Vanity on Apr 17th, 2008
Take a look at this “man” (and I use the term loosely): This twee little turd was photographed at the opening of the new Brooklyn Flea market, written about in this New York Times article. The annoyance level of this picture is a 9 on the Prickter scale. There’s so much hideousness to choose from that you’ll have … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Mar 24th, 2008
There was a contest for the best pictures on the internet for 2007 and the winners of the ‘Favorite Photo for Male Voters’ and ‘Favorite Photo for Female Voters’ categories really says a lot about what turns us on visually. Here is the photo judged most pleasing by male voters: No surprise. I would’ve liked to have … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Dating, Ridiculousness on Mar 21st, 2008
I met a pretty blonde girl for a first date at one of my favorite lounges (that is to say, the lounge met the requirement of being conveniently located within walking distance of my place). Halfway through the marry, boff, kill game we had the following conversation. Her: Have you seen that VH1 show The Pickup Artist? … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Mar 3rd, 2008
Pulling up in a cab to a hipster dive bar is a major social faux pas. This was news to me. You see, hipsters have an image in their heads of what guys piling out of a cab on a Friday night look like — either Georgetown clones or A|X wearing K street club monsters … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Feb 3rd, 2008
It is late in the night and two grown men are driving home from the clubs. Navigating cop cars and pedestrians on Columbia Road, we notice a couple of bicyclists on our right. Nearing the first bicyclist we can’t help but trumpet a horny ode to her luscious figure 8 derriere as she pedals hard in the chill air. “Hey man, over there. What … Read more
Posted in Culture, Globalization, Ridiculousness, Vanity on Feb 2nd, 2008
I think it’s retarded. But when the whole world is being retarded it pays to join them. It’ll make life easier and you’ll feel better. I’m a Killer App Konformist.
Posted in Dating, Ridiculousness on Feb 1st, 2008
Sometimes when you date a girl she drops hints that send up red flags. “I usually need to get to know a guy before I have sex.” “I don’t drink.” “Ew, you’ve done it in there?!” “I missed my period. Oh, and I’m pro-life and my dad’s a paternity lawyer.” So it was with some … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Dec 14th, 2007
Why do some men use the toilet to piss, splashing droplets of urine all over the seat, when there are two perfectly good, AVAILABLE, urinals nearby? You suck, toilet pissers.
Posted in Escape, Girls, Ridiculousness on Dec 12th, 2007
I had the following phone conversation with a girl I was asking out for a third date: Me: How does Tuesday sound? Her: Oh no, Thursday is better. Tuesday is no good, that’s girls’ night! Me: Is this anything like a lesbian orgy? Her: Ha, no, we get together and do arts and crafts every … Read more
