Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Girls, Maxims, Relationships, Ugly Truths on May 7th, 2014
Maxim # 44: Zwischen dem vaginalen Vorrecht einer Frau und ihren Worten liegt eine Verzögerung von drei Monaten. Ihr Herz erhält die Nachricht lange bevor du es tust.
Posted in Dating, Relationships, Vanity on Apr 21st, 2014
CH’s power grows, but it hasn’t grown enough to prevent thieves from plagiarizing classic Chateau tomes. See for yourself. Here’s an excerpt from a Yahoo article titled “How to Get Your Ex-Girlfriend Back” that dates to September 19, 2007. Rule number one: Let her leave. Don’t beg and plead for her to stay or text and … Read more
Posted in Dating, Game, Girls, Relationships on Feb 22nd, 2014
The post subject says it all. A reader asks, Read your site regularly. Thanks for the time and effort. Interested in your thoughts: I’ve got a recent girlfriend- good looking, moneyed background, sweet girl but lots of confidence. She is, however, outright jealous- or at least catty- about an ex of mine who she has … Read more
Posted in Culture, Game, Psy Ops, Relationships, Science Validates Game on Feb 13th, 2014
Does this post title sound like a paradox? It is to virgin ears which have yet to hear the Rude Word of CH. But once again ♥science♥ waltzes onto the Chateau ballroom floor to plant a giant wet kiss on the stubbled cheek of your e’er ‘umble host and announce with stentorian resolve that “Aloof … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Relationships, Ugly Truths on Feb 8th, 2014
A year late and a neural synapse short, the New York Beta Times has stumbled upon a dusty CH tome and (re)discovered an obvious fact of the sexes: Domestic servitude makes a man undesirable in the eyes and loins of his woman. A study called “Egalitarianism, Housework and Sexual Frequency in Marriage,” which appeared in … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Inner Beauty, Psy Ops, Relationships, Ugly Truths on Dec 20th, 2013
Another stirring affirmation of CH-elucidated sociosexual realities comes courtesy of a peculiar agreement arranged between a married couple and researchers designing an experiment to test whether stubbornness by one or both spouses produces unhappy marriages. (ps: ♥) It is better to be right than to be happy – at least for one husband on the … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game, Relationships, Science Validates Game, The Id Monster on Jul 1st, 2013
The results from an interesting scientific study which could be fairly interpreted as providing evidence for the efficacy of the neg shows that men and women cooperate with each other differently, and that this cooperation disparity is based in differing expectations between the sexes. {Greek chorus: *FEMINISTS WEEEEEEEEEPT*} In summary, women don’t trust beta males well-meaning … Read more
Posted in Game, Reader Mailbag, Relationships on Apr 5th, 2013
A reader reaches out to the Chateau Lordship, I could use your help. Actually, this is probably more in Athol’s domain, but his answer wouldn’t be as entertaining as yours and he might be kind of judgmental. More judgmental than this blog? Impossible. Two years ago I caught my wife of four years having an … Read more
Posted in Beta, Love, Relationships, The Id Monster on Apr 3rd, 2013
Reread the title of this post. Love is not the most dangerous emotion. (That would be pride, followed closely by jealousy.) Love is the most dangerous word. How so? Because the word is pregnant with so much covert meaning. Because its utterance can mean the end, or the beginning, of a romantic adventure that spans … Read more
Posted in Game, Relationships on Mar 30th, 2013
Do you know what turns a woman on? Dread. Delicious dread that you might be frolicking with another filly. Or that you aren’t quite yet wholly committed to your beloved. Feh! These are just words. Le Chateau is a house of wise and learned repute, but nothing enlightens like putting theory into practice and watching … Read more
