Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Game, Reader Mailbag, Vanity on Sep 30th, 2011
File under: “Give me five minutes to talk away my ugly face and I can bed a hard 10.” -Voltaire. A reader (kept anonymous for obvious reasons) emails: I started reading your blog about a week ago after my girlfriend chewed me up and spit me out like the beta I am. I knew about … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Apr 19th, 2011
Email #1 is from a high school student who calls himself Inexperienced Gamer: I found your blog a few months back and I loved it. If any site has given me good advice, this is it. I saw your ‘first experience with game‘ post a few weeks ago and it kind of struck a chord … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Jan 10th, 2011
Email #1 is telegrammed from “Assrange”: What are alpha and beta fetishes? I guess the most alpha fetish is rape or FFM gangang and the most beta fetish – being a woman’s toilet or cuckolding. What is your say? That rape should be a most despised intrusion under law and custom does not relegate it … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Oct 14th, 2010
Email #1: Short and sweet What is a good response to a girls question of “What is your biggest fantasy” Seems like saying something crazy and different would be a good response, right? The chick wants to know if her fantasies are compatible with your fantasies. Three ways to tackle this. Smolderingly serious, jokingly over-the-top, … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Sep 7th, 2010
Email #1: My girlfriend is “good friends” with two guys she’s banged in the past, one in the last six months. They were “friends first,” and then she banged them, probably during a dry spell. She’s totally into me, no doubt. I am relationship gaming this chick. I want to avoid beta bullshit with her … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Aug 21st, 2010
If you write in for advice and have included photos of yourself, write the word “Chateau” on your palm and hold it up for the camera. Make sure it is clearly seen, along with your face, in the same pic. This will serve as the verification process, and prevent future cat’s-paw breaches of the Chateau … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Aug 9th, 2010
Email #1: First, thank you. That’s all I need to say for the last 9 months of hitting pussy like an underhanded wiffle-ball toss. Your advice is golden, and works, and makes me feel better about myself and about my interactions with women. Bottom Line Up Front: I‘m fucking an 18 year old chick on … Read more
Posted in Game, Reader Mailbag on Jun 2nd, 2010
We have a new series called “What did I do wrong?” here at the Chateau. You write in with a sad tale of chumpery describing where you went wrong with a girl(s), and Chateau proprietors explain your mistake and offer advice on how similar situations should be handled in the future. Joe writes: Last night … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on May 20th, 2010
Email #1: I am currently seeing a girl who I like to invite over to my place to have some fun. She often follows through, but at the last minute she flakes or attempts to make changes to my plans. Recently, she’s done this 3 days in a row. I don’t get angry, but I … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Apr 7th, 2010
Email #1 is from mkubuwa: Hi R., Recently came across your blog; in one word…eye-opening! You seem to be a sage in these matters, so I have a girl issue that may just be down your alley of expertise… I recently saw a girl on the train, a solid 9 if I’ve ever seen one. … Read more
