Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Reader Mailbag, Uncategorized on Dec 12th, 2018
We haven’t had a reader mailbag in a while. Here we go! Email #1: From Euroflotsam, a VERY SINCERE QUESTION. You have said it is beta to have a vasectomy. Is it beta to wear a condom? It is beta to wear a condom with a fatty or a fugly, but only because it is … Read more
Posted in Game, Reader Mailbag on Apr 5th, 2018
Welcome to this edition of Reader Mailbag, wherein your gracious Chateau hosts answer your sex and relationship questions in as untimely a manner as possible so that the girl you were chasing is long gone from the picture and the wisdom you imbibe here can be used to torture yourself with “what could have been” … Read more
Posted in Game, Reader Mailbag on Feb 23rd, 2017
It’s been too long since our last reader mailbag, so here we go. The emails have piled up to an unmanageable level, which means if you don’t see your question answered here, stay tuned for future reader mailbags. Email #1 is from a reader who wishes to remain anonymous. The Niceguy’s Lament: Dear CH, They … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Mar 29th, 2016
Email #1: bernieciz wants to know about reversing last-minute date cancellations by flaky girls. I’ve been getting a lot of pre-sex flakes lately and would be very greatful for some VIP Le Cheateau advice: Her (Morning of the day we’re supposed to hang out): Hey I’m actually not feeling good today and I think I’m … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Sep 29th, 2014
Email #1, from “Invictus”. Discovered the site about a month ago, and love the info from you and a couple of your regular commenters (yareally and sentient especially). I have a couple of questions. 1. I live in a very small town (my hometown) in the middle of nowhere as a chiropractor in my own … Read more
Posted in Game, Reader Mailbag on Aug 26th, 2014
A proud Chateau acolyte writes, After reading the Toddler game article I decided to try some little kid game. One of my plates [ed: “plates” = concurrent lovers or would-be lovers] was going to Africa for a month doing non-ebola humanitarian work so I decided to give her a gift before she left. Using crayons … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Aug 12th, 2014
Reader Email #1 Synopsis: I started going out with someone I met. Not exclusively, but she blew away the competition in every way. Her actions at that time were great …hot sex and her pretty much admitting to “being crazy for” me. Somewhere in there, I got the oneitis and flipped from alpha to beta … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Jun 16th, 2014
Email #1: “Steve” sincerely asks, Important question: Can sluts fall in love? Absolutely. But they can also fall out of love. And they do both more easily than non-sluts. Sluts are a strange amalgam of genetic, environmental, and “gray area” influences. Hormones are a good example of a gray area somewhere between the environment and … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Apr 18th, 2014
*deep breath* Email #1 This reader has a problem many masters of the muff have encountered. Unless you’re a psychopath, in which case you need not bother yourself to read further. I am in a pickle and I seek advice from like-minded individuals. Any response is appreciated! I have been seeing this girl for about … Read more
Posted in Reader Mailbag on Apr 4th, 2014
Email #1 Southern Man writes, Sunshine Mary is reviewing a book in which the authors (both women) propose that the five core needs of a woman are: to be cherished by a man to be protected by a strong man to rescue a man to be sexually alive to escape reality We are of course … Read more
