Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on May 12th, 2009
A diligent reader emailed me a ‘Beta of the Month’ submission about a guy who fears he may have been cuckolded and who turns to a Washington Post advice columnist for support in his time of need. I read the article and decided that the real value to be gleaned was not in the unearthing of … Read more
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, Psy Ops, The Id Monster, The Pleasure Principle on May 8th, 2009
A girl with whom I was having a sexual fling (squirter) once challenged me, while we were out together, to pick up a woman sitting at the bar by herself. I suppose the thought of me seducing another woman turned her on. I’ve dated quite a few slutty freaks like her. Naturally, I obliged. Seducing women is why Our Lord … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 20th, 2009
I had a conversation with a girl who described how she was trapped in the hell matrix of shopping for a bridesmaid dress. Here is her dispatch from the frontlines. HER: I had to go bridesmaid dress shopping on Saturday. If you thought the baby shower was gayer than gay, you have no idea. ME: haha. Was … Read more
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, Ridiculousness, Vanity on Mar 18th, 2009
Why is it the biggest engagement rings are always found on the hands of women over 30? Who are these beta schmoes spending a fortune on rings for women with only a few years of primo fuckability left? Discuss.
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps on Mar 5th, 2009
Commenter Max from Australia made the following observation about Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt has been totally “pwned” by marriage, he should be the happiest dude in the world, loaded and with great looks. But look at a recent photo, the spark in his eyes has died. In his head the mantra is “get me out … Read more
Posted in Culture, Hope and Change, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry, The Id Monster on Feb 19th, 2009
Hope and change is in the air (hat tip: commenter Butters): An adulterous Spanish woman has been ordered to pay €200,000 in “moral damages” for the suffering caused to her husband by her illicit affair. The woman, who had three children by her lover, pretended for years that they were fathered by her husband, according to … Read more
Posted in Beta, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps, Self-aggrandizement on Feb 18th, 2009
I’m about to reveal something of myself most of you don’t know. A few years ago, my wife, Marie, and I were at one of those hip downtown restaurants sipping mangotinis and nibbling on injera bread when one of my bosses appeared with his thin trophy wife in tow and patted my shoulder. When I introduced him to … Read more
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, Psy Ops on Jan 22nd, 2009
By the Power of Poon I was able to coax a girl into inadvertently revealing her low quality. Me: [in my best nonjudgemental voice] Sometimes I think people judge us too harshly for the things we do when we are in love. For instance, I’ve had married women fall for me. I didn’t know at … Read more
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts on Jan 9th, 2009
I got a lot of trackbacks to my post on identifying sluts, and I was able to read the comments from a few of the links. This one was from a Facebook discussion forum: It’s fun sometimes to listen to people talk, because they’ll broach the subject of slut. I’ll ask them whats their definition? … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Sluts on Dec 1st, 2008
Previously, I awarded BOTY to the man who petitioned the state to change his last name so he could take his wife’s maiden name in marriage. It’s difficult to write while choking back vomit, but I managed to tough out my nausea and bring his story to the readers in hopes that I could save the life … Read more
