Marion Cotillard
Posted in Foreign Girls, Love on Feb 25th, 2008
you have stolen my heart. on your knees, my love…
Category Archive for 'Love'
A Scandal And A Link
Posted in Culture, Love, Status Is King, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 15th, 2008
Standing in the last minute Valentine’s Day checkout line at the supermarket with twenty other men carrying roses, cards and chocolates, I paid for my one economy sized bottle of grape seed massage oil. They eyed my purchase curiously. Suckers. *** Behold the world’s funniest (and most bitingly insightful) new blog: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ If you are […]
Vaj Day
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Love, Ugly Truths on Feb 14th, 2008
‘Cause, really, that’s what it is. A day to celebrate vaj. So in the consumerist spirit of the occasion here’s the Valentine’s Day card I plan to send out to my stable of regulars. For my extra special girls, I’ve put the effort and love into making homemade cards: I’m a romantic at heart.
Litmus Test
Posted in Love, The Pleasure Principle on Nov 8th, 2007
It’s easy for me to tell when I really like a girl, and it has nothing to do with banging her. Banging just means the girl has met my minimum attractiveness threshold, but only those who far exceed it will be worth an extended edition of my time, energy, and resources. I know that the […]
Sex Machine
Posted in Girls, Love, The Pleasure Principle on Oct 30th, 2007
I strongly suspect there is a correlation between a woman’s body type and her preferred method of lovemaking. Narrow hips + muscular upper body + high and tight ass + abs + dark forearm hair = Fucks like a man. built to be on top with a riding crop Curvy hips + baby fat + […]
Dodged The Same Bullet Twice
Posted in Escape, Love, Relationships on Oct 25th, 2007
Many years ago, a girl I had been dating once offered to marry me, and I once offered to marry a girl I had been dating… within the same relationship. This is possible because the two events happened a year apart. She was quite a looker; tall, slender, exotically sculpted face… and an accent that […]
Player’s Pop Quiz
Posted in Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Love, Psy Ops, Vanity on Sep 10th, 2007
Your girlfriend, who is thin, asks if you think she looks fat. Among the following responses you could give which is most likely to make her smile and kiss you? Which is most likely to piss her off? Which is most likely to make her more dependent on you (AKA love you)? The Sarcastic Answer […]
Hottest Lovemaking Ever
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Love, The Good Life on Jul 31st, 2007
according to a girl whose opinion I value. Set the scene. A man is returning home after having been away for months, maybe years, sacrificing his body in war or his comfort in third world charity work. He is scarred from his experiences but has kept the memory of his lover close throughout his ordeal, […]
Love
Posted in Inner Beauty, Love, Relationships, The Good Life on Jul 6th, 2007
No one goes on vacation thinking of the long ride home. What is unique about love is that it alone among all the human desires defines by its absence the utterly meaningless life. With love, the poor person can feel rich as if the struggles of his survival were minor inconveniences. With love, the old […]
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