Take a look at this picture: This is Steve Phillips, 46 year old ESPN baseball analyst and former Mets GM, with his 22 year old mistress , a lowly production assistant he met on the job. The bitch mistress filed for a restraining order against Phillips the day *after* she left a taunting letter with […]
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Posted in Girls, Guy Rules on Oct 20th, 2009
When you date a girl for longer than two months the odds become better than even that she will erupt into spontaneous waterworks for no discernible reason. All girls do this, even the stable normal ones. In fact, you should be concerned that you are dating a stone hearted bitch if she doesn’t inexplicably cry […]
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Speed dating sucks , but if you’re set on attending speed dating events make sure you know beforehand that the women will be the ones rotating from table to table. Science explains to us why this is so: The researchers found that the speed daters who approached their partners relative to those who stayed sitting […]
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Posted in Guy Rules, Ugly Truths on Sep 29th, 2009
Reader gig left this comment to the previous post : The noticing of how unattractiveness in women leads men to work longer is amazing. I see it everyday. I bet that much of alcohol abusers started so because of some unpleasant experience with women, specially sudden fattening of formerly attractive girls. There is a widely […]
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Posted in Girls, Guy Rules on Aug 26th, 2009
Here’s a helpful tip for all the men out there: If your girlfriend starts spending a lot of time with her girl friends, and begins speaking of them in glowing terms, you are being slandered. Count on it. This is how girls bond. When you first begin dating a girl you’ll notice that she’s all […]
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Posted in Game, Guy Rules, Psy Ops, Ugly Truths on Jul 31st, 2009
With the right props and an inscrutable demeanor, you can take advantage of women’s instincts to be attracted to violent, unpredictable, enigmatic men. What’s that you say? Hot babes don’t go for criminals , thugs , or cold-blooded soulkillers ? Keep telling yourself that. If your lying eyes aren’t enough to convince you of the […]
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Posted in Game, Guy Rules on Jul 27th, 2009
Don’t panic. Carry on as if your flub didn’t happen. The worst thing you could do would be to call attention to your crushing of your Special Snowflake’s special-ness. Don’t feel guilty. Guilty players have got no rhythm. Guilt will compel you to reflexively atone for sins real and imagined. YOU: Seduce seduce seduce Heather […]
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Posted in Guy Rules, The Good Life on Jul 22nd, 2009
I am never in the company of men after 5. – Bertrand Morane After sex, the company of women can be a drag. – Me I spend a lot of time with women. Either seducing them, fucking them, fucking with them , listening to them, scratching the napes of their necks, or examining them like […]
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A lot of guys fret about meeting their girlfriends’ parents, but it’s important to do so for reasons having nothing to do with making a good impression. Your girlfriend will never catch onto the real reason you went with her to visit her parents: To collect vital information on how badly and how quickly your […]
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Posted in Alpha, Guy Rules on Jul 1st, 2009
A reader sent me this photo of a bunch of DC bartenders who won some sort of bartending awards for best in business. The quality of the photo is not good, but it’ll have to do. The previous “Spot the Alpha” post was a big hit with the ladies. Usually the alpha male (or female) […]
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