Posted in Girls, Ridiculousness on Feb 4th, 2010
Most horny women will never come right out and ask for sex from their lovers. You will not often hear “Let’s fuck NOW!” or “Do you want to bang?” from your girlfriend, or from many women you are dating throughout your lifetime. A few raunchy broads of questionable virtue will take the initiative dominatrix-style, and […]
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Every once in a while, when I sense the white knighting idealism beginning to take a stronger toehold on the thinking of some of my readers, I like to offer helpful reminders about the true nature of the creatures they are doomed to forever misunderstand. In today’s special edition, a Seattle 19 year old pimp […]
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Posted in Dating, Girls on Jan 27th, 2010
A reader (name withheld) sent me a field report of his experience with a girl who continued playing the field while dating him. Women love to think they are one of a kind, not predictable, and far too complex for labels. Well they are predictable. In fact this makes a great neg. I believe men […]
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Posted in Girls, Guy Rules on Jan 19th, 2010
Reader Matt forwarded me the following Craigslist posting: *** Why I Didn’t Buy You a Drink – m4w – 22 (Downtown) You: Cute girl at the bar. Me: The guy you chatted with while waiting for our drinks. The Topic: Why I didn’t buy you a drink. The Audience: Women everywhere, please read this. I […]
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Posted in Game, Girls, Self-aggrandizement on Jan 18th, 2010
Scene: You’re at a bar with your girlfriend and one of her female friends. It’s just past dusk and the crowd is small. Your girlfriend is animatedly talking with her friend while you are holding court with some cute girl sitting across the bar, shouting jokes back and forth at each other and with the […]
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Posted in Dating, Game, Girls on Jan 11th, 2010
Zeets called me for some advice. Zeets: So Michelle* [ed: no real names used] cancelled for Friday and said something came up, but she’d be OK with getting together on Sunday. Another girl playing hard to get. Any sage advice Senor Piglingston? Me: You’ve been on one date and you’re already scheduling a weekend night? […]
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Posted in Girls, The Big City Life on Dec 19th, 2009
Sitting in Tryst, watching the snow fall and eating a delicious smoked salmon sandwich, I couldn’t help but notice the glow of horniness on girls’ faces. I muse. Does a heavy blanket of snow trigger the provider beta attraction switch in women? After all, in prehistoric times in the northern lands a good snowfall meant […]
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Posted in Girls, Hitting The Wall on Dec 11th, 2009
It’s not every day you see a mother-daughter couple where the mom is hotter and more bangable than her daughter. In fact, it’s so rare that the existence of such earns a place on this hallowed forum. The mother is on the right. Judging by the somewhat prominent manchin of the daughter, my guess is […]
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Men are burdened with a duality. We feel impelled to commit to a chaste woman but we will happily sleep around with raging sluts. Women, too, are creatures of duality. They relish the emotional connection with the great boyfriend who dotes on them and pampers them but they succumb helplessly to their raw sexuality with […]
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Posted in Escape, Girls, The Big City Life, Vanity on Nov 25th, 2009
“Hi, I’m an interpretive guide for the Truitt exhibit. What do you think of it so far?” I looked over and saw a short, cute girl with a seeing eye dog in tow. At least, I figured it was a seeing eye dog because one, it had the telltale handlebar thing strapped to it and […]
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