Zeets called me for some advice.
Zeets: So Michelle* [ed: no real names used] cancelled for Friday and said something came up, but she’d be OK with getting together on Sunday. Another girl playing hard to get. Any sage advice Senor Piglingston?
Me: You’ve been on one date and you’re already scheduling a weekend night? And she’s younger than you. And cute. She’s got prospects. You’re not going to get anywhere playing Don Juan whispering sweet nothings and amping up the romantic vibe. She’s only got a toe in the water. My advice… Like a fighter jet in a dive, pull back! Don’t try to impress her with your unstoppable silverback pursuit. You’ve gotta play the game my friend. With the especially valuable girls (young, pretty) it’s not enough to refrain from being beta; you must also fill the void with alpha. Breach the touch zone early, then stop touching her for a while. Be unpredictable in your unspoken, and spoken, intentions. Tease her more about “having to wine and dine you first” and how you like to take it slow because you’ve been burned before by girls who wound up having boring personalities. Put her on defense. Your goal is to have her working to impress you, not the other way around.
Zeets: Excellent advice, a healthy reminder! Hold on, someone just texted me. [Zeets checks his text message while I wait on the line] Whoa, Samantha texted me. She wants me to come all the way out to Virginia to meet her and a couple of friends for drinks. More advice Pigmaster Prince!
Me: Isn’t she the sexually repressed woman who might be a virgin? The woman you haven’t banged yet? Let’s break this down. It’s 1 degree outside. It’s late. If you drive all the way out there you wil be doing so for a woman whose sweet nectar you have not yet tasted, and whose nectar may not be forthcoming at all. And to top it off, meeting her with friends so she can feel safe and snuggly in her chastity. Safe from your predations.
Zeets: Oh, I wasn’t planning to go. She’s nuts if she thinks I jump like that.
Me: You know what? Call her bluff. Send her a text right now, while I’m on the phone. Tell her in plain, unaffected language that you are not going to drive out there, and that she should come to your place tonight for drinks before it gets too late.
Zeets: [Tapping out his text] Sent! Odds of her coming here are low. This doesn’t solve my horniness. I’ll need to acquire more prospects.
Me: True. But there is beauty in the short term solution as well. Send a booty call text to your ex right now.
Zeets: Julie? Haha. A bold move! A booty call? That sounds so cheesy. Does that actually work? I haven’t seen her in months. I can’t imagine any woman responding well to a booty call.
Me: This is because you have the imagination of a man. You are incapable of imagining the wicked wiles that will work on women. Recall, you dumped her. This makes the booty call operational. Had she been the dumper, your booty call would be the plaintive wail of a lonely man on the corner. But since you were the dumper, rest assured she has thought of you in her dreams ever since. Send the text. Do it. Now. No punctuation. No excuses. No explanation. Type “Booty call” and nothing else. Trust me, she still has your alpha male number in her phone. Girls keep alpha numbers of asshole lovers long after their expiration.
Zeets: [Typing his text while I wait on the phone. He is giggling like a schoolgirl.] I can’t believe I’m doing this! I feel like I’m starring in a rap video. I wonder if she’ll reply?
Me: I give it 70-30 she does.
Zeets: Hold on… haha! She replied! Just like that. Five seconds! She wrote back “You’re funny.”
Me: That’s a yes.
Zeets: You think so?
Me: Absolutely. In chicksperanto “that’s funny” translates as “I’m seriously thinking about doing this with you, as long as you don’t say anything to fuck up the rationalization hamster currently running in overdrive in my brain.” If she didn’t want to do it, she wouldn’t have replied so quickly, if at all.
Zeets: What should I say to that?
Me: Write back “Yeah, I’m a comedian. Come over tonight, drinks are stirred.”
Zeets: Good… OK, done.
Me: She may not come over tonight, but you’ve planted the seed for future booty calls. Water and watch it grow.
Zeets: She texted again, hold on… She said she wants to hear my voice on the phone. Wow, it’s working.
Me: Godspeed.
Zeets: You truly are the Dark Lord.
Back!
I wondered how long Roissy might let the wild comments of the last thread go unanswered.
New post, new year.
Sweet, you’re alive. I’ll read this post later, any things we should refrain from mentioning? particular people or anything?
Nice to have you back. Somebody should compile a “chicksperanto” dictionary.
Thank god you’re back dude.
Awesome post.
Good stuff.
Roissy, very entertaining stories and good insight, keep it up!
Thank the gods of biomechanics, he’s back.
Just wait for the spam comments from Denise No-man-o, STD,VD.
I imagine Julie will come around (if she didn’t that night), but, in my experiences, you can’t simply repeat your prior game in your next attempt to booty call her. Zeets will need to create a different series of rationalization possibilities on his next booty call attempt.
you’re late.
Back!
Great post – good to have you back.
This is SO TRUE! HA HA HA!
A booty call? That sounds so cheesy. Does that actually work? I haven’t seen her in months. I can’t imagine any woman responding well to a booty call.
Me: This is because you have the imagination of a man. You are incapable of imagining the wicked wiles that will work on women. Recall, you dumped her. This makes the booty call operational. Had she been the dumper, your booty call would be the plaintive wail of a lonely man on the corner. But since you were the dumper, rest assured she has thought of you in her dreams ever since. Send the text. Do it. Now. No punctuation. No excuses. No explanation. Type “Booty call” and nothing else. Trust me, she still has your alpha male number in her phone. Girls keep alpha numbers of asshole lovers long after their expiration.
Guess who won The G Manifesto’s “Best Blog of 2009″ award?
http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2010/01/the-g-manifesto-awards-the-best-of-2009.html
– MPM
Your absence was conspicuous.
he’s back!
“samantha” should not be in the picture at all, unless she
is extremely hot. would be interested to know how the other two turned out.
happy new year, everyone!
Happy New Year, Roissy. I’ve felt like one of your girlfriends. While waiting for you to return, I think I became a bigger fan of the blog. You gamed me with your absence, you alpha dog!
Glad to see you’re back,Roissy. Was beginning to worry about you.
You’re back! Glad to see the report of your death was an exaggeration.
So, uh, Roissy… where the f have you been?! We were getting ready to start a legal fund for your benefit.
Whaattuuuuppp Dark Lord
cool!
I hope for the love of Christ is name isn’t actually “Zeets”. Also their was a clear opportunity to make a text joke about your dick being some kind of mixer and her pussy the drink, cheesy schtick FTW!
Oh good, you’re back.
I started to get the shakes without a daily dose of this blog. I could feel myself becoming less alpha with each passing day. Thankfully, I’m starting to feel like my old self again. Good to have you back, Dark Lord.
Trust me, she still has your alpha male number in her phone. Girls keep alpha numbers of asshole lovers long after their expiration.
this is so true. i remember texting this one girl i didn’t talk to for months. (i just simply ceased all contact)
and bam within 2 or so minutes she texted back.
” or some shit like that. we met up later on in the night.
“hi!!! how you been?
i remeber this well because this was the first girl i ever ran the underlying principles of the MM.
i was sold on it.
Welcome back! Sometimes you’re great, sometimes you’re annoying, sometimes you’re interesting, sometimes you’re an asshole, once in a while wise, more than once infantile – but one thing is for sure, people like you are the spice of life.
“Trust me, she still has your alpha male number in her phone. Girls keep alpha numbers of asshole lovers long after their expiration.”
Very true.
I get bombarded around the holidays with stupid “happy holiday texts” from girls I haven’t talked to in years.
– MPM
Guess who’s back? Back again? Roissy’s back. Tell your friends.
Oh ew! This is creeping me out so much. WTF is this hail to the dark lord shit? I feel like I wandered into some homoerotic cult filled with sci fi geeks.
I’m about as nerd friendly as they come, but please, for the love of Jehovah (*not* the “dark lord”), could we scale back the omegatude just a wee little bit?
Feministx, as a womyn you are not expected to understand these things. Please keep your judgement to yourself. Nobody gives a shit.
Good thing you’re back!
Hes back.
WELCOME BACK!
Nice to see you back..
Booty calling an ex is only a half win, but I agree with Haigh – Zeets will need a whole new approach the next time he attempts the booty call with his ex….. and it better succeed!! After a few unsuccessful booty call attempts and he’ll undo all the alpha energy he banked by being the dumper.
Also never underestimate the scorn of a rejected female. Unless the disparity between the two of them is so great where she could not resist, she may just use this new communication to get even or regain whatever she lost by being dumped…. he needs to tread carefully. Roissy is right with keeping it base and sexual. Anything extra, even the slightest flirting will look like your trying to win her back.
I think exes are always best left to spontaneous chance encounters in person (maybe partially calculated on your part), with the deal being closed extremely soon and then a return to radio silence.
aaaand ‘chicksperanto’ immediately enters the local lexicon
savoy should show some respect for his betters
chicksperanto is an excellent term.
the whole “dark lord” thing is a little corny but not necessarily a sign of latent omega tendencies.
Welcome back!
if roissy is
the dark lord
is obsidian
The Black Lord?
Good the have you back on the job Roissy. I think this post speaks to the soundness of always keeping a solid number of prospects around so that one always has options. One very interesting idea I came across (from that guy in NYC that wrote a manual whose name I can’t recall) is sending mass texts out to all prospects on the contact list. Upon trying that one, I’ve found it especially effective.
The main problem with multiple prospects I’ve run into comes where I’ll usually start liking one of them more than the others, and subsequently start half assing my efforts to game options B though F. I end up giving off a vibe of disinterest (you can only cancel on a chick so many times), and from there I’m fast sliding down the slippery slope to oneitis. Thoughts on that?
BAMM! and that’s how it’s done
what’s my name?
say it loud, say it proud…
“Guess who won The G Manifesto’s “Best Blog of 2009″ award?”
Nobody cares, they’re waiting for the Vic Valentine awards to come out next month. You will always be the Flintheart Glomgold to my Scrooge McDuck.
V.V.
seriously, glad you’re back roiss
now, lilgrl & aoefe
can get all the
attention they
deserve
Chicksperanto!
The Specimen you are referring to Paul Janka.
Epic music for the Sauron of nookie:
Roissy- Glad to see you alive and well, but this post could be summed up in two words:
Transaction costs.
And you are hardly a “dark lord” or “pigmaster” or whatever for acting in accordance with a very basic economic principle.
This has nothing to do with being “alpha” or “beta” and everything to do with having an IQ over 90: If you want a pizza late at night, do you drive across town to a shop that may or may not be open? No, you order in…and if one place isn’t open for delivery, then you call another.
This is pretty basic shit. Also, you are really making Zeets out to be a clueless loser, IMO.
Hey Madras, stfu and stfd.
I bet you touch peters…
…And transaction costs are relevant in two ways here: First, yours is lowered, which is pretty much a universally good thing. Second, hers is raised and in doing this you weed out the girls who aren’t going to put out.
Weeding out girls who aren’t really that interested is smart, maybe even a shrude thing, but not at all any sort of “art” or “trick” or even “game.”
Roissy treats his audience like his women. Mysteriously disappear with no explanation and then reappear and act as if nothing happened.
Bravo, Good Sir!
Welcome back, Dark Lord Kotter.
You hear they’re making sex dolls with personalities? They kinda look like dumb Vegas strippers, but they can hold a conversation – probably better than your average Vegas stripper.
Roissy just ran game on his blog readers. Look at the comments. People like him more than ever.
Roissy,
Great to see another post. Your blog is golden.
But I’m curious as to how the booty call text would play out in the future. I agree with the poster that said you have to mix it up next time. I’ve caught myself in this situation a few times where I do fuck it up because I push too hard and she regains the upper hand by ignoring me.
Is it best to hope for the chance random encounter in the future?
“the whole “dark lord” thing is a little corny but not necessarily a sign of latent omega tendencies.”
I’m just sayin- I’m happy to get down on my knees before a man and worship, but I’ll be damned if I could ever refer to a dude as dark lord while keeping a straight face. True, girls can dig a firm hand, but then there’s that level of self abnegation that only gay bottoms can enjoy. Dark lord compliments conjure images of that level.
Glad you are back and dispensing game wisdom.
Heh… awesome post…
All bow to the Dark Lord!
What game can do for you:
http://www.chinasmack.com/pictures/brother-inspiration-fat-taiwanese-boy-pretty-girlfriend/
“As long as you don’t say anything to mess with the rationalyzation hamster in her head”
This is priceless
Hmmmm…
Watch the whole thing guys.
Hey- The Specimen- here are my thoughts on your problem. It sounds like girls B through F aren’t exciting you enough. If girl A is super hot, and you start to like her, then try to get with a woman that is hotter than girl A, to put it all into perspective. If seduction ever feels like “homework” then you are interested for the wrong reasons.
Roissy, great to know you’re still alive. Looking forward to another year of the best blog on the ‘net.
the sexbot in that vid looks like jessica valenti, the wife of the beta of the year
So, is Zeets to acquiesce to her Sunday meeting? It didn’t seem clear… I take it no.
And a real-world fembot. Begin countdown to Armageddon.
http://www.salon.com/life/sex/index.html?story=/mwt/broadsheet/feature/2010/01/11/sex_robot
Well, if you read the comments on the last thread before your disappearance, you found out who your friends are (and aren’t).
damn. wish i read the booty call shit like 3 hours ago.
The chateau R times continues….
The residents of chateau R are all sitting in the salon having drinks and discussing R’s disappearance.
Just then… The front door swings open with a loud thump.
In walks R looking like he went 50 rounds with Mike Tyson.
The crowd break into gasps, applause, free flowing tears, hearty back slaps, and gina tingles amongst the regulars.
A beta yells out:
“ R, where have you been?”
R pokes out chest and replies: “Beta, I have seen and battled an evil you could never endure. Your bird chested frame and feminist taught shebrain would split under the strain. For the rabid butch bitch feminists are stronger than you can imagine. To have one of those unsightly creatures sink of yellow incisors into your loins is a pain you can only imagine”
*Beta gulps*
The real story, r was getting his butt whipped but ran like an itch when the feminists had their backs turned.
The females of the chateau feel a mean wave of the jina tingles.
They take turn trying to arouse his passion.
Aoefe: oh R, how I have missed you. Please come and dominate me tonight.
Lil grl: we like srsly missed you hella much dude.
Sophia: oh I’ll let you “spray” my torso.
Femx: can I watch sophia???
Dreamer: oh roissy I missed you so much. Let me wallow in your alphaness.
Lovelysexybeauty: please tell me you won’t disappear again. I’ll do my darnest to stay thin and sexy for you.
Nicole: look what the cat dragged in, can’t say I’m happy to see you either way.
Jamilla: How about a taste of your chocolate Sunday r.
Chic noir to jamila: don’t go sitting blk women back 50 years up in here
Chic noir: shakes head 2 r, don’t mean to say I told you so.
Sarah: you must not allow your experience to turn your heart into ice. You must love your enemy even when your enemy is evil.
The feminist kim,marcus a, denise,anon al : glad you’re ok R.
When R moves away, they mumble to themselves… “that bastard got away. ”
whiskey and rum order free whiskey and rum for everybody.
PA gave a toast but no one understands what the heck he was saying.
Doug drinks until he’s drunk since he isn’t paying.
To celebrate the occasion, tood allows roissy the privilege of being the first to break in his new hologram girl.
And everyone in the chateau went asleep happy that night.
The End
omega dork, that’s a general life lesson. you only find out who your true friends are when your back is up against the wall.
*grabs omega dork by the shoulders and gives him a small shake*
Trust no one further than you can throw them.
welcome back “dark lord”
where the fuck were you?
Welcome back, Roissy.
The Roissy-sphere is not boring. That is a compliment. I do not have many of those.
Where have you been? Your mother and I have been worried sick. Did you remember to bring me a paper? And shut the front gate? And turn off the porch light?
Welcome back, Dark Lord. You had us worried. Though if your intent was to game your readers, then, heh, well played, Sir.
heeeeeeeeey, i just read this post and it smells of plagerism. what’s up wit my “*” and action sequence.
we’ll see about that
*chic noir dials nancy grace and julia allred*
Yahooooooooooooo! Roissy is back!
*happy dance*
Beta of the Month..
__________________________________
N. Ireland Leader to Step Down Temporarily
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1952849,00.html
Robinson has been under pressure since it was revealed that his wife Iris had a teenage lover and helped him raise tens of thousands of pounds for his business.
The truth laid bare via google suggested searches: http://i.imgur.com/rbufb.png
zeets is roissy’s alter ego … just like the recall coordinator was the alter ego of tyler durden …
roissy looks, acts and fucks like zeets wants to .. In real life, zeets fucks up, acts beta and is generally clueless .. however on the blog, he becomes roissy .. the man he wants to be..
You’re OK!! Yay! Welcome back!
Hamster of rationalization… don’t know if you penned it but that’s excellent. Yes, girls tend to do that… watch friends I know do that even when everyone is like “He is JUST NOT INTO YOU like that.” I’m sure I’ve done it too when the winds of passion blew. Sometimes guys do it as well. Anyone with emotionality driving their actions (viz., most of us).
Really glad you’re back.
Excellent post. Game never ceases to amaze me.
[…] II: Links and files removed, on schedule and as promised. Even better, Roissy is still alive. Make a sacrifice to the god of fornication or something. Tags: lynch, […]
Oh, were you gone? Fix me a chicken pot pie.
happy new year biatch. good to read that sense of humor again. too bad it’s over the heads of many.
p.s. nice title
Nice to have roissy back.
I’d think roissy has his own army of DC laywer cunts to defend him from LR’s bullshit.
Hey if you can sue her for defamation or whatever and get her into jail man, she deserves to spend the rest of her life licking fat pussy.
I too thought the jezebels put a hit out on sir roissy.
Glad you’re back, happy 2010!
What stops the LRs of the world is most often their own lawyers. At a crucial point, they say, “Wendy, honey-child, we really want to help you in your quest for justice, and all that… it is just that we need to be paid, up front, for all the justice you say you want. Because your case is just a lot of bullshit which will make no headway thru the system on its own merits. But lots of money will inspire us to take this nonsense seriously. So, how much justice do you think you can afford?”
Naturally, LR starts jabbering then about the purity of her german background and the purity of stripping for a living and the Lawyer Folks push the silent security button that will get her wrapped in nylon sack and dumped into an alley.
Ratio-Hamsters.
Epic!
Was almost weary you´d pull a better-beta on us and just vanish in a puff of alphadom.
Thank Hank this damn beta pic is bumped off the top entries now.
I’d like to see LR burned and burned bad for her antics. She’d learn no lesson, would be no better a person for it nor do I believe it’d prevent her from doing it again, but by Christ it’d be sweet to read.
you’re an asshole, but I’m glad you’re back.
this post demonstrates:
push/pull
mystery
unpredictability
alpha insouciance (in not commenting on the LR drama at all)
a flair for the theatrical
well done! and welcome back, btw.
Listen! I hear the dinner bell ringing!
Peter
“Girls keep alpha numbers of asshole lovers long after their expiration.”
Crap. Tru stry.
Well, the dark sith lord is at it again, after a weeks silence , I advise an enema provided by Katy Perry.
Due to roissy experience with Chinese women, ( strange fingers ), i advise it be a enema of only a magnitude that katy perry could provide.
you’re an asshole, but I’m glad you’re back
did you really mean “but”?
hey man, yer back… enjoy the blog here and would be sorely missed. when is the paperback coming out?
Shave your nuts and meet me in the john.
weeklybrainfood
Well, the dark sith lord is at it again, after a weeks silence , I advise an enema provided by Katy Perry.
i don’t know why you’d say something like that and give me partial wood.
I thought Dark Lord was a Harry Potter reference… Dark Lord Voldemort says:
Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.
There is no good or evil. There is only power and those too weak to see it.
I can make things move without touching them [g tingles]. I can make animals [girls] do what I want them to do, without [dog] training them [formally]. I can make bad things happen to people who annoy [c-kblock] me. I can make them hurt if I want to.
Expelliarmus!
yer hot
when you turn 16
I’m gonna tear you up!
firepower has been getting stronger lately
i’d draw up a ‘highlander’ analogy
but no women would be attracted by it
Not all women keep alpha numbers of ex lovers. I delete the number and throw anything that reminds me of them into the bin-bin. They usually contact me and if I never hear from them again, great, less drama for me.
Ladies, delete those numbers!! It’s really silly to be holding onto them. Kind of weird actually.
Your advice sounds like a total fucking nightmare. No surprise there! It’s always good for a grin and giggle to make a quick stop at Roissy’s Chateau Hades.
Saying “Dark Lord” reveals nerdly tendency. Truth is that most people on this site are nerds, nerds attempting to reform, or nerds that have reformed. Roissy is an ex nerd.
Lovelysex,
I can’t get over having negative associations with your chosen nickname. Do you know what is sexy? Sex is sexy. There is nothing more sex like and indicative of sex than sex.
I suspect the reason pre-teen girls found Britney sexy is because pre-teen girls don’t know what sex is, thus don’t know what is evocative of sex. Britney didn’t evoke sexuality. She evoked a girls fantasy of being high status and famous – a cinderella in a bikini.
Pre-teen girls thought it was possible to be a sexy virgin. Guys saw how she danced and considered her asexual. Her dance seemed mere hollow choreographed movements – no inner fire expressed.
Do you know what is sexy, lovelyex?
Sex is sexy.
Do you know what is not sexy? Coquettish teasing with no intention or will to follow through to the act of sex.
Did you know that sex experts can accurately guage if a woman is orgasmic by how she walks? A sexy woman betrays sexuality – it oozes out of her constantly. THAT is sexy. Sex like.
Virgins can’t walk like that. Virgins aren’t sexy because virgins who chose to remain celibate are not similar in any way to sex.
A full bodied orgasm starting from the G spot is sexy. A woman who walks that walk where her pelvis sways as if it’s attached to a pendulum that reaches into earths volcanic magma is sexy.
A mini skirt on a hot body that refuses sex is not.
A single Cinderella in a bikini. You go grrrrl.
Not sexy.
Xsplat there is a study that talks about how a walk reveals how orgasmic a woman is – but it’s a small sample size apparently. I think it would be REALLY funny if the walk that gives this away is a knock kneed shuffle. Sexeh!
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-09/w-gmb090408.php
“Not all women keep alpha numbers of ex lovers. I delete the number and throw anything that reminds me of them into the bin-bin.”
and after j-woww has sex with a guy, she will rip his head off!
This is a really weak post coming off a hiatus.
[…] if his blogging will be of the same quality as before, but if his latest post is any indicator (The Dark Lord), there isn’t much worry about. theblanque @ 12:12 am [filed under Linkage, The World at […]
Was Lemmonex the anony informant to LR?
@xspat,
“Coquettish teasing with no intention or will to follow through to the act of sex”
what the hell are you talking about? There is no biological basis for your entire post, just a cultural bias that thinks virgins are weird. They are not .. a woman’s sexiness is not determined by how promiscuous she is.
Another new post..
http://dissention.wordpress.com/2010/01/12/on-bad-faith-02/
“One issue that is consistently discussed in the less PC parts of the blogosphere involves the way women act towards most men. Most men correctly perceive that women are acting in bad faith.. in mala fide (definition). You might also want to check another blog with that concept.. In Mala Fide”
and
“After a lot of thought and analysis, I came to the conclusion that many men facilitate bad behavior because they think:
It will never happen to me.
That one belief has caused more disappointment, pain and suffering in human history than probably any other in human history. Whether it involves soldiers who are maimed or killed in wars that only benefit elites, people who follow the ‘rules’ even when it is apparent that they are arbitrarily enforced to men who believe that “their” woman is somehow different.. it leads down the same path of disillusionment and misery. Even economic bubbles, scams, tolerance to injustice are driven by the same belief.”
Beta of the Month..
__________________________________
N. Ireland Leader to Step Down Temporarily
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1952849,00.html
Robinson has been under pressure since it was revealed that his wife Iris had a teenage lover and helped him raise tens of thousands of pounds for his business.
>>>>>>>>
More like Beta of the Decade.
gig: did you really mean “but”?
yes.
No genius to unlearn, you are being deliberately obtuse in order to be in opposition. Either that or you simply obtuse.
The biological basis for my argument is that being orgasmic is sexy, and studies have shown that sex experts are able to discern, merely by watching a woman walk, if she is vaginally orgasmic or not.
Being sexy is a physical, biological fact and act that is noticable in how a person moves.
But you won’t want to hear that.
You need to brush up on your dialogue writing skills.
An impressive demonstration of how effective cutting off all contact is, though.
A little more background on the idea of coqettishness not being sexy:
Lovelysexybeauty is a virgin who has chosen to remain chaste for now. Therefore she is not on the market. I consider not being on the market and not having experience in sex to make it inappropriate to self designate as being sexy. It’s false advertising, much like a woman caging drinks.
Sorry, Roissy, but I have to disagree with you on the “humor is always good” thing. I’m reminded of my friend stealing my phone and texting “I like u” to my former oneitis.
Response?
“Lol ur funny”
Definitely didn’t get any more action…
groovy web site
@xspat,
“No genius to unlearn, you are being deliberately obtuse in order to be in opposition. Either that or you simply obtuse. ”
Ad hom! chill man, we are just arguing out viewpoints. No need to show a fight/flight response.
“I consider not being on the market and not having experience in sex to make it inappropriate to self designate as being sexy”
You “consider ” — is this a personal preference or a general observation? Who cares about the partner count? Sexy is in the appearence. You don’t know if its false advertising. We have to see a pic for that.
“studies have shown that sex experts are able to discern, merely by watching a woman walk, if she is vaginally orgasmic or not”
Female orgasm is not a closed case. There are many open questions. But I would like to read this paper if you could point to it.
Unlearling intelligence, I’m not sure how my views are unclear or so easy to miss. Am I being unclear? I’ll try again.
Some females likek the Spice Girls, because they felt “empowered”. The schtick with those girls is that being sexy gave women power, and that the girls didn’t have to put out anything in order to get anything. They got social power for nothing.
Some women do that – they are coquetish and get attention and validation and social power without putting out.
Nothing wrong with not putting out. But if sex is not forthcoming, the actions that make it appear as if sex could be forthcoming are not actually sexy, unless the perceiver is fooled into thinking they are sexy.
A great many men felt this way about Britney Spears. They felt she was not a sexual being, and therefore not sexy, and that this was evident in Britneys dance.
If this isn’t clear yet, even in the slightest, then you don’t want to understand.
@xsplat
Or am I wrong? hehe
Mm… all these years reading blogs, never saw any good guidelines for how to come up with a nickname. Never assumed other people’s meant anything deep per se, or that they described themselves… I didn’t think you are some sort of fat slob guy who looks like he can splat on the target (x) or something
I spent weeks trying to come up with my nickname when I finally decided to start writing myself… and I wanted it to be fun and cute! Ended up doing a play on words of a favorite perfume (which itself was a play on words of a favorite handbag designer – so it would be my inside secret, woo woooo!
).
Any way mine also symbolizes what I aspire to… to be lovely, to be sexy, to be a beauty. Maybe I have these three a little bit, a lot, not at all?
About virginity… I know there are different perspectives out there. How can someone hold back for so long? How can someone enjoy it when they’ve said no again and again? How can someone who has had opportunities turn it down?
To paraphrase G ManiHOTso… sometimes I think parts of my reality are so unbelievable, that I actually have to downplay them. But here I am, just me…
Also… **wasn’t Adriana Lima a virgin at marriage?** You really think she didn’t exude sexiness in her walk, her poses, her lingering looks at the camera? Mm….
@unlearning genius
I’ve heard about that paper too and would be interested in reading it. What’s the definition of sexiness? Is it just in the ability to enjoy the act? Or is it in the ability to turn someone on – that rush of blood to the “special” areas, heart beating faster, senses fully aware of the scents and textures around?
@xsplat
I think you’re referring to the general idea of teasing?Teasing can suck, but it’s so hard to link actions and expectations where there are no clear cut rules – usually, culture dictated these, and it doesn’t so much anymore at least in the West.
If a guy buys a girl dinner, does she owe hooking up with him after? If a girl gets pregnant, does the father owe her child support (or serious consideration of marriage)?
If a guy buys a lap dance from a stripper, does she owe him more? Does he get pissed when he doesn’t get more than just a 10 minute dance?
Lovelysex, my muses aren’t much personal – I’m just riffin on a theme.
I’ve had experiences with virgin flirts that were a turn off. There is a reason men stick to a three date rule, or other means of not wasting energy onto a girl who won’t make his efforts worth his time. One girl who appeared to persue me had a very odd history. She dated a westerner for a long time, and even travelled with him for a two month sojourn to Bali. She told the guy that she would not fuck until marriage. Suitably ball busted, he eventually broke down and said fine. Marry me then. So then she told him that she wasn’t ready for marriage.
She tried to pull me into a similar vortex, but as i’m a man and not a twelve year old boy, I was not hypnotized by her “sexyness”.
Some girls play up their sex appeal as a means to control men. Which can be fine and fair, as long as the man is getting something other than frustration or unmet expectations out of the interactions.
Many men have had to learn to be careful about women’s propensity to merely pretend to offer a hope at sex. Dating is expensive. When women intimate sex as a possibility while harboring a clear internal knowledge that sex is off the table, it’s fraud, and pisses guys off.
That, and the fact that sex is what’s sexy. Actual fucking. I know that a lot of guys view women as masturbation enablers, and a hole is a hole, but I’m not like that. To be sexual is an art and sport and skill – a full body mind synesthesia of great subtlety. If tennis were sex, then to be tennisy would mean being really involved in and good at tennis. It wouldn’t mean being dressed for tennis. You’d have to be proficient at it and embody tennis.
And lovelysex, sensuality is not sexuality. Sexuality relates to the act of copulation. I hope that you are aware that turning a guy on without fucking him is not doing him a service. You’ve probably been told that many times? Usually turning a guy on is called foreplay, which is a prelude to fucking. Doing it without fucking is playing with fire.
@ xsplat
I see your point, but I gotta disagree.
A coquettish girl carries a massive amount of sexuality if she is hot. There’s a ‘Potential Sexual Energy’ that you know is waiting if you can break the barriers and get in there. If successful, its an extreme Ego boost and a great time on many levels.
A person can look at a Ferrari right off the assembly line and tell you if its fast even if its never been driven yet.
But I will agree that there are some coquettes and virgins out there that are just cold fish.
@ Dr Griz: I agree. This post is not that great, but at least it proves Roissy hasn’t been murdered in his sleep by his crazed stalker.
Hopefully this is just a teaser and he has some good posts sitting on his computer awaiting posting.
Whatever, I’ve never come across a deliberately non-fucking girl who was not low on the libido scale.
Have you?
I knew one girl who was fascinated with the subject and took several university courses regarding sex. A real expert. Problem was she refused to fuck anyone. Poor guy who wound up living with her – even after a year she still refused. Eventually she became aware that she had hangups – hard not to be aware of it at that point. Still, she refused.
The man who loved her had set himself up in an abusive situation. She was a real sweety – a good friend of mine. Very likeable and warm. But to live with a guy and not fuck him is a grave disservice to a man.
I have personal experience as a young teen with being in love with a girl who wouldn’t put out. It can drive a guy bonkers – really fuck with him.
The long and the short of it is that yes virgins also can ooze sexuality. But my experience is that the ones who deliberately remain virgin have lower libido than those who don’t, and can use their sex in ways that unintentionally fuck a guy over.
That, and if you aren’t selling, don’t advertise.
Lovelysensualbeauty might be truth in advertising.
@lovelysexybeauty
“I’ve heard about that paper too and would be interested in reading it. What’s the definition of sexiness? Is it just in the ability to enjoy the act? Or is it in the ability to turn someone on – that rush of blood to the “special” areas, heart beating faster, senses fully aware of the scents and textures around?”
What is sexy in a woman is fertility, novelty and availability. All else is mere social meta-instincts and cultural bias. One guy may masturbate to m. fox and the other to britney. But the point is, given a chance a guy would fuck them both.
Also men do not invest so much in sex. So our bar for acceptable lay is much lower (although the super “alphas” here would never confess to banging anything less than an 8, whatever that means). In a very short term mating sense, just about any fertile (or sometimes not really that fertile) female will do. So many guys pick up cougars at bars and delude themselves into thinking they are banging a 7. On the extreme end of the scale, a pure snow white virgin is sexy when you are thinking of a pair binding like situation. So what is sexy changes when a guy balances the cost. I believe that this is often mediated by social meta-instincts and are often learned during the REM sleep stages in an infant boy.
Roissy is back! Awesome.
Pupu just noticed the twitter update from 4 months ago saying: “all my sex dreams end just before completion. robbed!”
Pupu’s hypothesis: people with regular sex (doesn’t matter with whom) are usually running too low to manage double-features, one awake and another in their dreams.
Pupu, I’m not having regular sex and all my sex dreams end before completion too. In fact they usually end at the most tantalizing, frustrating moment.
le coq,
yeah, nice thoughts alone perhaps won’t be able to do it for most of us mortals, otherwise, what is the point of dating? We might well all sit there meditating
@XSPLAT
I hear ya, I myself have had experience with girls who can tease to no end or are deliberately not fucking,…it can be very frustrating and in one instance the girl did have major issues and hangups.
But other times, their libido is fine and there are no issues… she’s having sex, just not always with who we’d prefer, namely ourselves. … I do have a feeling though that these girls are the ones who are choosy beyond reality. It takes a guy way out of her league to get her to put out. These are the girls who end up single forever either as cougars or as spinsters with a house full of cats.
You may be right in that we prob should steer clear of girls who are coquettish past a certain point….its either a sign of issues, low libido or inflated self image. ……trouble either way…………………….It could also be a sign of a strong sense of morals and family value, but i’ll believe that when I see it, lol.
FUCKING AWESOME!!! I SO HAVE TO DO THIS!
Welcome back.
I have a questions for the dark lord and his followers…
What are you suppose to do when a hot girl asks you if you can take a picture? Only veterans please no answer from virgins or betas.
Purposely miss it? Or just say no?
the king, take her photo then “alpha yourself up” and ask her when will she be emailing you, your copy.