Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Girls, The Big City Life on Jul 11th, 2007
Player or Poseur gave me many minutes of quality entertainment, so in homage to that theme here’s something similar I call Girlfriend or Fling. Examine the photo and figure out by superficial judgement alone if the girl(s) featured would make girlfriend material or good time material. Does she look like the type of girl you could trust to … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, The Good Life on Jun 14th, 2007
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. Frequently cited as the world’s most beautiful news anchor, this girl perfectly balances her femininity with the unnatural burdens of being a modern ambitious careerist woman. Very few women can pull this off, but if I had to guess I’d say … Read more
Like most measurement tools of the quality of a man’s game, the flag metric doesn’t account for a girl’s hotornotness, but it is still superior to the notch count because foreign girls do have subtle differences in their outlook on life, their behavior during courtship, and their opinions of men that will test the flexibility and … Read more
Posted in Dating, Girls, Inner Beauty on May 30th, 2007
Women don’t have to be the only ones to enjoy the fine art of pigeonholing the opposite sex based on superficial attributes like his choice in cologne, the color of the buttons on his striped shirt, or whether his fly is undone. Now men, too, can peer into the soul of prospective mates using the flimsiest criteria. At least some of … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Girls, Ugly Truths on May 25th, 2007
So it seems that aging women, all too aware of the loss of sexual power accompanying their fading youth and unable to accept their inevitable decline, are turning the surgeon’s scalpel to their private parts. At the risk of losing sensitivity they are chopping away at the low-hanging hammocks their vulvas have become. Known as elective genitoplasty, the … Read more
Posted in Girls on May 21st, 2007
Embarrassment is a beta emotion. A year ago, I had number closed a waitress working her shift at a popular DC lounge. We were able to build a halfway decent connection despite the fact that our conversation was interrupted every few minutes by a customer’s order. Before I was about to leave I asked for her number. … Read more
Posted in Girls on Apr 25th, 2007
Women have a mental laundry list of traits they want in a man. Unlike men, it is not so simple for them to see an attractive guy from across the room for a sum total of 1.5 seconds and immediately want to have sex with him, no questions asked. They throw out hoops to jump through and head games to separate the worthy … Read more
Posted in Girls on Apr 23rd, 2007
In my experience there is a simple and steadfast rule that governs serial dating for men who play the field. For every 12 women a man dates, 2 of those 12 will be hot by his standards, 8 will match him in attractiveness, and 2 will be below his standards. (12 is the magic number since studies on the mathematics of love have shown that on average that is the number of partners a man or woman must date before finding ‘the one’.)
Posted in Girls on Apr 18th, 2007
Für den fürsorglichen, sensiblen Mann, der vor nichts Halt macht, um die Gefühle des Mädchens zu schonen, das er fallen lassen möchte. „Ich hoffe, wenn wir eines Tages Kinder haben, dass wir keine heiße Tochter haben, weil … woo! … weißt du, ich weiß nicht, wie ich mich beherrschen werde.“ Praxiserprobt. Motherfucker genehmigt.
Posted in Girls on Apr 18th, 2007
for the caring, sensitive man who stops at nothing to spare the feelings of the girl he wants to dump.
“I hope if we have kids one day we don’t have a hot daughter cause… woo!… you know, I don’t know how I’ll control myself.”
