Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Girls, The Good Life on Mar 10th, 2009
I strolled along the crowded streets of the city with Damian and his brother. Girls were everywhere. New York City is day game Mecca; you can acquire one target, talk to her, maybe get her number, and immediately seize upon a new target as soon as you have parted ways. Don’t expect privacy, though. If you can’t … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal, Girls, Inner Beauty, Maxims, Misandry, Rules of Manhood, The Pleasure Principle on Mar 4th, 2009
I gently coaxed her head down toward my boner. Her hand vigorously pumped. Handjobs are lame. Most girls don’t do them right, chafing and tugging like maniacs, as if they’re pulling a weed out by the roots. I wanted the mouth upgrade. She resisted. “No, I’m not doing that.” “Oh?” “I think blowjobs are gross. … Read more
Posted in Girls, Lolita, Ridiculousness, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 25th, 2009
“Wait, just let me grab my phone.” She leaned over my lap, arching her back so her round ass was sticking up in the air. Her jeans were skin tight. “That’s a funny ringtone you’ve got.” She looked back at me coyly, holding her phone loosely in one hand. “What do you think?” “Of what?” … Read more
When she says: I feel like you know everything about me, but I know nothing about you. you’re on the right track. She is interested in you enough to want a two-way information stream. She’s begging for a connection. A girl has not escalated to Code Tingling Pussy interest level until she starts asking you questions … Read more
Posted in Girls, Self-aggrandizement on Feb 16th, 2009
Word on the street is… Valentine’s Day is the new New Year’s Eve. Any single girls are feeling the sting of loneliness on this day in technicolor sensation, and of those fortitudinal enough to brave going out with their girlfriends and thereby announcing to the world their singledom, the horniness is strong in them. Like shooting bitches in … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls on Feb 12th, 2009
The results are in from yesterday’s post where I asked the readers to rank the beauty of ten randomly chosen women. Woman Readers’ Score My Score (a) tiaramouth 5,6 5 (b) mcdormandvsthewall 3 3 (c) lovelysophie 9 9 (d) redscarf 7 6 (e) themask 2 2 (f) bridgegirl 7 7 (g) alizee 8 8 (h) cigstache 1 1 (i) perfection 10 10 (j) morosemetrogirl 4,5 4 Not much daylight between the readers … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, Hope and Change, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life on Feb 9th, 2009
Here’s this link to a New York Beta Times story about SWPL perimenopausal women having dreams of Barack Obama — psychosexual fantasies and stalkerish glorifications of the Obama family. The NYBTimes has been churning out some truly vomitus copy as of late, but for sheer sickening nausea this story may very well spew the farthest. One woman wrote … Read more
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Hitting The Wall, The Big City Life on Jan 28th, 2009
Craigslist is coughing up some gems lately. Reasons I Like My Cats More Than Any Man I Have Dated in the DC Area – 23 (For Anti-Cat Man) Reply to: XXX Date: 2009-01-27, 10:00AM EST Dedicated to the old, cat-hating man…I’ve provided a list of reasons that my two kitties are better than any of … Read more
The number of women in DC who are in their late 20s to early 30s and still flaking as if they were hot college coeds has reached critical mass. When I call a 29 year old woman’s number to set up a date, the last thing I expect to encounter is flaking or playing hard-to-get. It’s such a massive … Read more
Posted in Girls, The Id Monster, Vanity on Jan 15th, 2009
I remember this girl I dated when I first moved to DC. She was one of those types that had trouble keeping female friends but collected male orbiters like stinger-less bee drones to honey. Perhaps she incited the jealousy of other women with her brazen sexuality, or perhaps she tried to make friends with women out … Read more
