Beta males who get stuck in the friend zone (“LJBFed”) with women are rightly mocked for their self-defeating clinginess and the burden of their blue balls. But the strategy — if it can be called that — to befriend girls that one would like to fuck must have some utility for some men some of […]
Category Archive for 'Girls'
One time, I recorded myself singing a song I wrote for a girl. I used a hand-held recorder, so the quality wasn’t good. You can hear a dog barking in the background and rain falling outside on the patio. We eventually broke up from intractable circumstances, but keep in friendly contact occasionally, and she tells […]
Spot The Fatty
Posted in Girls, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Dec 6th, 2012
Courtesy of a contribution from GLPiggy’s comment section , here’s a photo of an office Christmas party circa 1925 . Can you spot the fatties in this picture? You’ve gotta strain a bit to find her (second row, seated, in front of tree), because she’s squeezed between a roomful of thin women (and thin men […]
The Female Snarl And The Male Smirk
Posted in Girls, Guy Rules, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness on Dec 4th, 2012
The female snarl has become a topic of conversation , which is not surprising because American women in general are becoming less feminine and more churlish. When in the past women would gently demur the solicitations of beta and omega males, today they prefer the unrefined art of snarling like a hyena over a fresh […]
Economic Game Theory Support For Male Relationship Coyness
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game, Girls, Guy Rules, Relationships, The Id Monster on Dec 3rd, 2012
A reader with an active mind sends along his proposition, based on the principles of economic game theory, that men should never pursue relationships, even if they ultimately want a relationship or benefit from a relationship. Conclusion : a man should only pursue commitment-free sex, even if he benefits from a relationship. This is especially […]
Girls Asking Generalissimo Heartiste To Rate Their Looks
Posted in Girls, The Pleasure Principle, Vanity on Nov 28th, 2012
This commune of cosseted corporeal delights gets its fair share of female readers emailing the proprietors with requests (nay, more like demands ) to rank them on a 1 to 10 beauty scale. Photos are included, along with promises that all info will be kept private (naturally). The proprietors abide the second request, but rarely […]
Fishing for compliments is mostly a woman thing. ON AVERAGE, of course, ON AVERAGE. Men rarely engage in the activity; even very insecure men are loathe to fish for compliments. It’s such a transparently unmanly endeavor that the noodliest manboobs wince at the thought of begging like a chick for self-esteem boosts. The kinds of […]
Women love to cavalierly toss out all-purpose smears like “creeper” and “stalker” to ear tag the beta males solemnly grazing around them who rumble a little too close to the edge of their pen enclosures, because a punchy insult is always preferable to a more articulate rationale for describing the ways in which the innocuous […]
Thanks, Suffrage!
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Nov 8th, 2012
New meme over the starboard bow, courtesy of yours truly. In case you didn’t get the message, the meme is a celebration of female suffrage and the wondrous blessings it has bestowed upon the United States of America. Thank you, ladies, for bringing freedom, freedom, and even more freedom to the most forgotten among us, […]
Intermittent Love
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game, Girls, Science Validates Game on Nov 7th, 2012
Providing evidence ♥♥♥YET AGAIN♥♥♥ for another Chateau Heartiste maxim, a study has come out which finds that women love men who parcel their displays of love unpredictably (h/t: reader George). I Heart Unpredictable Love TO love is to suffer; to be happy is to love. So must one suffer to be happy? This syllogism won’t […]
