Your girlfriend, who is thin, asks if you think she looks fat. Among the following responses you could give which is most likely to make her smile and kiss you? Which is most likely to piss her off? Which is most likely to make her more dependent on you (AKA love you)? The Sarcastic Answer […]
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Posted in Girls, Guy Rules, Psy Ops, Vanity on Sep 7th, 2007
In seduction, honesty is not the best policy. A man learns from experience to conceal some of what he is thinking because no matter how much a woman says she wants to know his true feelings, she would rather not. Hiding my opinions from a woman I am trying to bed is a tactical maneuver, […]
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Posted in Dating, Game, Girls on Sep 6th, 2007
In the movies and in the popular imagination, persistence pays off. The guy who chases and won’t take no for an answer eventually wins the love of the girl. In real life, persistence is just a nice word for creepiness. Guys who pursue women with great ardor are always losing the girl to guys who […]
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There are a lot of false impressions circulating about the motivation behind men’s Darwinian struggle to fuck the most beautiful women. Of course, the cultural explanation is gibberish so I won’t bother to address that here. What interests me is the oft-repeated claim, mostly by women but also by some men with beta issues, that […]
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Posted in Girls, Guy Rules on Aug 25th, 2007
I checked out a link to this woman’s blog and she has a useful chart listing the differences between traditional men and metrosexuals. I really liked this part: Traditional Man Ignores or disapproves of feminism. Metrosexual Man Claims to be supportive of feminism with women, but inevitably disses it when drunk with his male pals […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Vanity on Aug 16th, 2007
A friend, who is a good person despite his penchant for finding humor in the suffering of others, trawled one of those sad-sack internet support groups and forwarded me this plaintive wail from a man(?) who is losing his hair and blaming it for his collapsing marriage. My friend, for purposes of this blog I […]
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Posted in Girls, Guy Rules, Ridiculousness on Aug 9th, 2007
I recently heard this story about two girls, good friends, who were spending time together catching up. They decide to help each other rub on self-tanning lotion (not the spray kind, but the wipe-on kind). So what did they do? Why, they stripped naked of course! Two heterosexual girls sat butt naked together and rubbed […]
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An American friend, let’s call him Phil, has discovered the bounties of East European girls. After a lifetime of drama dating compatriots of every known taxonomy, he recently hooked up with a cute Polish chick and, in his words, “there’s no going back”. We had an IM exchange where he explained his revelation: Phil: she […]
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If the eyes are the window to the soul, the smile is the neon vacancy sign outside the motel. I don’t *feel* high maintenance. Girls love to smile, whether it’s justified or not. A broad smile illuminates the face and makes the world notice her. There is probably some Freudian oral delights aspect to it […]
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Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Love, The Good Life on Jul 31st, 2007
according to a girl whose opinion I value. Set the scene. A man is returning home after having been away for months, maybe years, sacrificing his body in war or his comfort in third world charity work. He is scarred from his experiences but has kept the memory of his lover close throughout his ordeal, […]
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