Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on May 30th, 2013
This’ll do the trick: You’re probably wondering what the best (read: alpha) reply would be to a girl who pulled this stunt on you. GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you… YOU: me neither
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization, Goodbye America, The Id Monster on Apr 19th, 2013
It’s still early in the 21st Century, but already we have two photos which so deliciously capture the zany zeitgeist and cultural erosion of America that it makes sense to vote now on which one will win Photo of the Century. First up is a pic (or, rather, a TV screen capture) of a Mercedes … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs on Apr 18th, 2013
A dumpling faced feminist-slash-slam poetess made a video about the horrible, terrible, no good culture of beauty that oppresses women and keeps them from realizing their dreams of being ugly rocket scientists that men love so much. Watch it here. It has 1.7 million views and 17,000 likes. The platitude pushers will not want for … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Apr 9th, 2013
VS. Barack Obama apologizes for calling Kamala Harris ‘best-looking attorney general’ U.S. President Barack Obama has apologized to California Attorney General Kamala Harris for causing a stir when he called her “the best-looking attorney general” at a Democratic fundraiser this week. Yeah, yeah, Putin dispatches enemies abroad with polonium-tipped umbrellas, and you’d probably not want … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Funny/Lolblogs on Mar 22nd, 2013
Jack provides a laundry list of common hamster rationalizations, peculiar to both sexes. The lower your SMV, the “pickier” you become. “game only works on sluts” – beta male “black guys are hot” – fat chick “There are no good men” – fat black woman “eat a sandwich!” – friend zoned beta orbiter commenting on … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs on Feb 12th, 2013
Originally started by dumb feminists as a sincere effort at self-congratulation for imaginary deeds of heroism, the #TellAFeministThankYou Twitter feed has morphed into a shooting gallery for the entertainment of trolls and assorted sadists, providing a laugh a second. Feminists on that feed have been reduced to impotently bleating “wait for them to get it … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 5th, 2013
Ah, hoverhand, that most identifiable of nervous, self-conscious beta male tells. Do you hover, body or hand? If you do, you must stop doing it so that women can begin to perceive you as a more attractive man, i.e. a man with a functional penis. Once you stop hovering, you may move on to step … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, Misandry, Ugly Truths on Jan 14th, 2013
No One is Entitled to Commitment: Why We Should Mock the Great Girls of OkCupid “I don’t really have a lot of sincere girl friends, nor boyfriends. Most men say I am great, but then don’t call back.” Those are the words of a solemn, Skrillex-sporting young chick in her dating profile, a profile that recently became … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs on Jan 9th, 2013
And a more truthful graph than the one you’ll find here. A rascally reader adds: “They forgot to color a single arm for cute.” ps Hi Jizzeblobs! pps Attribution of this graph uncertain, but I think it comes from A Voice for Men.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Nov 8th, 2012
New meme over the starboard bow, courtesy of yours truly. In case you didn’t get the message, the meme is a celebration of female suffrage and the wondrous blessings it has bestowed upon the United States of America. Thank you, ladies, for bringing freedom, freedom, and even more freedom to the most forgotten among us, … Read more
