Originally started by dumb feminists as a sincere effort at self-congratulation for imaginary deeds of heroism, the #TellAFeministThankYou Twitter feed has morphed into a shooting gallery for the entertainment of trolls and assorted sadists, providing a laugh a second. Feminists on that feed have been reduced to impotently bleating “wait for them to get it out of their systems.”
Go for the fun, stay for the cruelty. And keep an eye out for malevolent forces committing drive-bys of spectacular carnage. The kind of carnage that can leave a feminist with barely enough strength to mewl for the sympathies and circle-wagoning of fellow travelers.
UPDATE
Feminists are deleting the sarcastic tweets as fast as they appear. No surprise. Wouldn’t want to risk a mass suicide.
If those (hilarious) tweets you made were put on their feed, they removed them. I only saw them on your Twitter Updates, not in theirs.
to tenz teleleafeminsistzt thankyouzZ!!!!!
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#tellafeministthankyou thanktkz youz for making sexy time easy and sxey tiez timez freezz and even gettingw oemnez to pay to take da gbfm out to make up for the millennieas of operresionz
#tellafeministthankyou thnka yzozu for istitutibg your “alpha fuckasz and beta buckas policies” cause now i can just go “lzozozlzozlz” and get somee pusysysysyziziz fo rmy lostass coakss zlozzlz
#tellafeministthankyou thanaksz yourz for decontrtructing teh great bookz for menz and reepelaicicng da campus wih womenezz gian clcite litzz z an dbuttoloe litz zlozozo
#tellafeministthankyou thankz youz for making MARRIAGE impossiblez and bad a rippoff by bernenkfifitying it inthe buttox and cnevrting it into an instatitutionz of wlezth transferz from good menz to butteehetx bernnkiiiifed eomenz
#tellafeministthankyou for taking all da beenrek doolzrz dollarz and cocoaks in your buttholioz and eeousling yroueeeflz deosuling yourselefz so dat we could ignroerrz you zlzozozlo
#tellafeministthankyou for detsorying teh familyz and freeingup da gbfm 2 be da master of his owneez domainz where he don’t hve to pya for your spanz cuckolded swpaanz
#tellafeministthankyou thak you for santcifying every female shortcioming and sin and covetnous to satiiatae butt and gina tinagalzozlz, while criminiliazing every healthy male sexualtiez lzoloz
#tellafeministthankyou for putting womenz on the front linez where they can killsz foregein soldiers in addition to etheir unborn babbeeiszz
#tellafeministthankyou for giving da womenz the right to kill babie so that they could finally show their true nature as the world’s biggest warmoeneengrz of all timez warmonegerz as they killed 50,000,000 inneeocnenetz babies sisnce roees vs. wadez zlzozlzlzlzlzlz
If GBFM is with us, who can stand against us?
i am with you,
alwayslzolzzolozozzo
-GBFM
Blasphemy. On the day we lose a pope, no less.
I will take the Holy Father’s cue. I’m out of here. Going out on top, bitches.
lozozzzol
awesomdmoefsts!!!
DA GBFM GOT RID OF DA KING AHOLE FOR ONECE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!
da pedantic, sophomoric sophist phariseee scribe lawyerly legalistic nitpuicking nit picky patty cake consdesthinging and insufefrebaly borring boooring borrring KING AHOLE king a lzozozoozzzoolzz
I’ve heard of giving up chocolate for Lent, but not the papacy.
+1
Amen brother, Amen
I’ve said it before; I’ll say it again, GB4M, you are one of the greatest prophets of our time.
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when people sayz NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK, what do they meanz?
most likely wherever you work there iz a pension plan you particicpate in
most likelt tat that pension plan invests in
vnaguard or tiaaa cref or a mutual fund that contains the stokcasz stocks of banks suckh as bank of america and cahse bank and wells fagor and wells fagro
well,
all of those bankasz have creidt cards which process porn payemtz
all of those bankz profit for porn
so how can looking at a website
that is sexy but noteven porn
be “not suitable for work?”
when you fiat boss masterz you work for profit from pornz?
when “fifty shades of grey” is fornt and center in grocery stoeres and wallmatrtz and book stotores
how can sexy websites
be not suitable for work?
what is going on is teh criminialization of healthy male sexuality
and the scanciciffciation of femalez sin and gina tingelez and butt tingelz sexualalauteiez zlzozlzo
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a mutual fund = lotstas stockaz
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da gbfm has a huge portfoflioz lzzoozoz we’re long on da lostas cockas and short on da buttholioszz
if ye wish to invest in buttholoiojnzs i highly reccommendz tukker max rhyemems iwth godlmman sax zlozlzzolzo
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how many of you peopelz have found taht the only one worth conversing with is yourself?
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dis is what it is alikez in my head every day each and eveyr ddayz lzozozol
#tellafeministthankyou lzozozlzzozo
THANK YOU FOR PUSSY RIOT FMEINETSSSS!!!!
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My two tweets for that hashtag:
#tellafeministthankyou For creating the entire fertility industry for wealthy, white careerist women wanting to have geriatric pregnancies.
#TellAFeministThankYou Feminism is the freedom from the authority of men. Men’s liberation is the freedom from responsibility to women. Thx!
If those Twitter Updates you made (at right) were supposed to be part of their Twitter feed, they removed them.
(This message is the second one I posted saying this because of the Incredible Disappearing Comment Syndrome this blog seems to have and which ate my last comment.)
PS: Google “naked poker ladies” to see a topless shot of one of those Twitter feminists, Mary Elizabeth Williams, who is also a Salon writer. She wrote about it in a Salon article titled “Mom’s first nude shoot.” I’m not making this up.
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http://www.salon.com/2010/01/20/mommys_first_nude_shoot/
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http://www.timeout.com/newyork/sex-dating/naked-poker-ladies
usually when i am wingman for heartites he gets first pick and i get next two
but this is a sictuation
where we abdicated abdicktate our choice
and let KING A MATHEW
have first four pickz
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I’m blind! Ugh, those hags are nasty! Who the hell in their right mind would call them “hot moms?” Hot for female Yetis, perhaps.
#TellAFeministFuckYou not trending though…
blocked by the corporate net-nanny…. cant wait to check this later…
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#tellafeministthankyou because without them, this blog probably wouldn’t exist.
It would exist for its primary purpose – seducing women.
Melvin (As good as it gets): “I think of a man and take away reason and accountability.”
#TellAFeministThankYou…without them cats would end up in Chinese restaurants.
“Thanks for enabling the false rape accuser that sent me to prison and ruined my chance of an NFL career” – Brian Banks #tellafeministthankyou
Tag wasn’t started by Jezxebel, it was started by this particular fattie:
http://www.shakesville.com/2013/02/proving-point-as-usual.html
I wish Heartiste would attack her personally, just once. He seems to specifically ignore her for some reason.
thanks, feminists, for undoing the world. that was a good one. haha
Seriously though, from a serious philosophical point of view, it’s too early to thank any of the feminists. We’ll not know the final effect, the one that counts the most, of their deeds and misdeeds until the smoking ruins have cooled. Something could change. It’s too early to tell.
Every time a desperate beta male shoots up a school, mall or theater due to a mental illness caused by the lack of a strong male role model
#TellAFeministThankYou
^ THIS!
My first post here, but a longtime reader. I have thought this at every one of the tragedies in the past several years.
Hugo Schwyzer is no more a recovering womanizer than James Frey was a recovering badass drug addict.
The old “I was THIS ALPHA but I’m reformed now and I apologize” is a way to claim alpha cred in the obvious absence of any alpha qualities.
People look at Hugo and see a douche with an ugly old wife, low career status relative to his peers (pasadena community college??), and he has to proclaim “No, trust me I’m not a loser. I used to fuck, beat and kill women.. Seriously!”.
Shouldn’t that be: “the girls are reduced to impotently bleating, [Hold still and just] “wait for them to get it out of their systems.””?
:: high-fives Whorefinder::
I went on a tear with this one. Fun stuff. @inappropriatew
i told my chick what i was reading about “tell a feminist thank you”
she asked me what a feminist was
he he he
( if this comment is posted as they are not lately )
a feminist is a woman who blames men for what is wrong with her
on February 12, 2013 at 1:48 pm | Reply Days of Broken Arrows
If those Twitter Updates you made (at right) were supposed to be part of their Twitter feed, they removed them.
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who has the power to remove it can a new one be started not familiar with it
Anyone else fapping to the Arias trial coverage?
http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/02/12/live-blog-jodi-aras-testifies-day-5
http://jezebel.com/5983437/what-kind-of-guy-does-a-girl-who-looks-like-lena-dunham-deserve
These are what most feminists wet/day dreams are made of….actually what most women’s dreams are made of!
Best line from that entire review;
we should talk about privilege in all respects: like how value is assigned to a woman by how she looks. And how that valuation determines the level of bullshit that people will tolerate from her.
I chuckled when I read that too. You could sense that she (and other feminazis) realize albeit grudgingly that most guys are more willing to deal with all the bs that flows from committing to attractive girls, if/when they choose to commit. Unattractive girls don’t have the luxury of being high drama.
Lena Dunham wears make up in some of her interviews and she wears flattering clothes. So, she knows what’s what. Her hanna character is a fat ugly joke. LD is just fat and ugly.
This also shows how a girl/woman can gain anywhere from 0.5 to 2 points just for wearing flattering make-up and clothes. I admit, Lena is not hideous when she is dolled up, she is a 5-6 easy. However Hanna is a 3-4 most days.
I saw that too (see my comment below about Jezebel’s take on that “Girls” show).
I think the use of the word “deserve” is key here. It’s misleading and over-emotive. None of the sources they quoted said that Dunham doesn’t deserve a handsome partner. It’s not about what people “deserve“. It’s about what they can realistically hope to attract. And to me at least, it just doesn’t seem feasible that a fairly handsome and successful 40 yr old guy would be attracted to a pretty unattractive woman, even if she did have youth on her side.
unattractive, self-absorbed, unemployed woman….yea…fat (hehe) chance
Since we are making fun of feminists, here is a study that shows gender differences in the brain:
http://perso.ens-lyon.fr/annececile.boulay/UE%20biblio/pdf/7.5.Schulte-Ruther.NeuroImage08.pdf
“The data suggest that females recruit areas containing mirror neurons to a
higher degree than males during both SELF- and OTHER-related
processing in empathic face-to-face interactions. This may underlie
facilitated emotional “contagion” in females. Together with the observation
that males differentially rely on the left temporoparietal junction (an area
mediating the distinction between the SELF andOTHERS) the data suggest
that females and males rely on different strategies when assessing their own
emotions in response to other people.”
Should “brain” and feminist be used in the same sentence? Oh well; I guess it’s better than “body” and feminist.
more cribbing from the Chateau: http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/12/living/lost-art-offline-dating/index.html
“Social cues. Body language. Basic conversation. They make up the toolkit for meeting new people. But for those whose romantic realm is constructed entirely through social media and online dating, these intuitions might be eroding away.”
And this, too, on CNN…
“Why traditional dating is dead,” by Jessica Massa, CNN, 13 Feb 2013
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/13/opinion/massa-end-of-dating/index.html
“The happy couples I talked to had not met and immediately started dating. Instead, they connected in more natural — and yes, ambiguous — settings. …”
You know… “I could come and and we could hang out… bring da moviez.”
I like this one by John Durant:
#TellAFeministThankYou for using male standards to define female success, and not appreciating the irony (and futility) of that
I forgot the get the name for this one:
#tellafeministthankyou for fighting for women’s rights without any of the responsibilities.
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I enjoyed reading that and I remembered some reasons why I should be thankful for feminists.
One person commented that their grandmother sued her employer for not letting women wear pants to work. I wear pants to work, so I am thankful that this happened.
I went to 2 universities that didn’t start out as co ed, so I thank feminists that I could get my education (and not be marginalized to the more limited resources of women’s colleges).
We also have sexual liberation. I am thankful for that because I am now free to gratuitously hit on heartiste.
I am a minority female. I am not christian. I am not straight (though I sometimes try).
You may feel feminism puts you at a disadvantage, but can anyone here give me some reasons why feminism is hurting me? Can you show me how feminism is hurting me enough to outweigh the benefits?
Why shouldn’t I be a supporter of feminists?
You are an excellent argument against feminism. As you describe yourself you have very little market value. You are the equivalent of the government forcing people to buy something they don’t want. In a rational world you would find your real market value, somewhere between old maid and plain old maid (not the hot french kind).
But mark my words, this will happen. The Gods of the Copybook, and all that…
“As you describe yourself you have very little market value. ”
That may not be true. I could be hot, after all. And I’m not old yet. Close. but not there yet.
Santa, again- why shouldn’t I be a supporter of feminists?
How am I an argument against feminism as far as I am concerned?
Feminism gives you access to things the market would not voluntarily give you considering what you bring to the table. In a nutshell, good for you, bad for us, and bad for civilization in the long run.
#TellaFeministThankYou for creating the Fat Acceptance movement, and reducing competition for a husband.
#TellaFeministThankYou for encouraging girls to ride the carousel until they’re 30 so I can go to good parties the promoter they’re sleeping with is throwing
#TellaFeminisThankYou for making some women so unattractive, inside and out, that acting like a normal human female makes you look like an angel in comparison
You can read some of mine here. https://twitter.com/MDraxel
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#TellaFeminist thanks for not really mattering in my life since i am not a bitch
except for that bitch that got promoted above me that didn’t know her job that still hurts
#TellaFeminist thanks for making a toilet seat the government buys cost 700 bucks because when it is bought from a female owned company price doesn’t matter and ya can’t have compeditive bidding
Go out and get laid! It’s Mardi Gras!
Later, haters. Remember you are dust…
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, butthex to butthex.
see you in hell
Do you live in Mobile or Nawlins?
Kind of OT, but I was scanning through Jezebel today (for giggles), and that Hugo Schwyzer guy thinks
(a) there’s totally nothing unusual about Lena Dunham’s frumpy character pulling a handsome guy 15+ years her senior, but even more weirdly, he also thinks that
(b) in the more general case of 40+ yr old men being attracted to 20+ yr old hot women (i.e. not Dunham), it’s only because “society has taught them to be attracted to 20+ year old women”.
Seriously, is he real or some kind of sockpuppet. Surely no actual man believes that men are merely “taught” or conditioned into being attracted to 20+ yr old women?
I think Heartise would like this…As a muslim throw in polygamy, and this is a system that could work
Before feminism the traditional source of meaning was the family. I am glad to learn now that a life of significance can be had by identity politics, aids awareness campaigns and advocating that the government issue bad loans to historically disadvantaged groups. thanks feminism!
…you left out the meaning of life has now been reduced to becoming mindless worker bee drones to the corporate gods while chasing after the worthless, materialist “products” made by these corporations.
lol poor feminists http://www.huffingtonpost.com/susan-rosenzweig/dating-advice_b_2638354.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&ir=Women&src=sp&comm_ref=false
“bring the movies”
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Don’t forget to thank a feminist for the VAWA.
If you would like to tell your Senator to OPPOSE the VAWA, you can contact them from this form on the Heritage Action website:
http://heritageaction.com/2013/02/email-your-senators-to-oppose-the-deceptively-named-violence-against-women-act/?utm_source=heritageaction&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=vawa
for cutting vertically
http://dearwendy.com/i-havent-had-sex-in-four-years/
Oh man….see how far you can get.
Damn!
So long, gender studies.
Welcome here Harald Eia, journalist with some balls.
Watched all the series a few years ago. #FukkenAwesome
It’s hard having both a working brain and working balls, so to the men who do, this bud’s for you.
meh. arguing with feminists is like running in the special olympics-
even if you win, you’re still retarded.
Thanks feminism…you taught me that women will follow any ideology a man (Rockefeller) creates.
“get it all out of your systems, people participating in the #tellafeministthankyou tag. we’ll still be here when you’re finished”
No you won’t. You don’t have children.
Good find, this shit is so fucking funny with their self-thank you.
Yo, CH, check it out, site refrences you for stirring up the trouble:
http://manboobz.com/2013/02/13/tellafeministthankyou-fends-off-a-manosphere-manvasion/
#TellAFeministThankYou “Thank you for making me feel wanted by potential rapists. Lord knows I’m so lonely.” – Fat, ugly broad 1 hour ago
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good one
Thank you, feminists… Dear Abby has to face the consequences of the social liberalism she’s been spouting for years and finds she’s a prude in this twofer:
“Sister In Open Marriage Takes Sharing Too Far,” by Abigail Van Buren, Dear Abby via Yahoo!, 13 Feb 13
http://news.yahoo.com/sister-open-marriage-takes-sharing-too-far-050021131.html
CH Maxim #45: The less likely it is an ugly feminist would ever get raped, the louder she will bitch about rape.
unless it’s not a white guy doing the raping, then we’re confused about the whole thing because Lifetime Television never showed us this could happen.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278048/Special-constable-Collette-Carpenter-avoids-charges-fatal-crash-despite-investigators-stating-mobile-phone-use-likely-contributed-accident.html
This is an example of the “pussy pass” that sees women excused for crimes that would send a man to jail. For that we must #TellAFeministThankYou!
Never follow a feminist on twitter, she’ll think (hope) you’re going to rape her.
#TellAFeministThankYou!
thank you for the fact you insist genders are equal but I still must pay for drinks and dinner on dates
thank you for the fact you insist genders are equal but I still must support my ex wife
thank you for the fact you insist genders are equal but I still must raise and care for another man’s child, if my wife cuckold me, and I did not get a paternity test soon enough
thank you for the fact you insist genders are equal but I must suppress and hide my natural male sexuality because it is now considered creepy and a threatening to women
last but not least,
thank you for the “liberated” women who have made access to no-commitment-pussy so damn easy
“thank you for the fact you insist genders are equal but I must suppress and hide my natural male sexuality because it is now considered creepy and a threatening to women”
Oh and not only that, but guys who hide their sexuality are thrown into the “fake nice guy” category and considered manipulative and devious, the “worst” guys around. So either way you’re screwed, just not physically.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/13-reasons-why-nice-guys-are-the-worst