Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Pretty Lies on Feb 3rd, 2014
The title of this post comes courtesy of commenter PA, who writes: Behold the Twenty Commandments of Involuntary Celibacy: The comments that follow are awesome — and each is hugely upvoted. A small sampling: 21. Don’t take advice from a columnist that just spews generalizations on Yahoo. 22. Instead, read the Comments section for real … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Feb 2nd, 2014
CH really likes the Jerkboy Charisma Game series, so expect to see more of it. Hope you’re copacetic! Commenter Wrecked ‘Em {space reserved for a rectum joke} writes, Yesterday, I watched my professional asshole friend run this by a hot girl he barely knew: Him: you seem sexually frustrated Her: what? Him: I think you … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Music, Videos on Jan 28th, 2014
An inspired reader has put to song The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Music, Psy Ops, Tool Time on Jan 22nd, 2014
The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold, sung to the tune of: The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.” The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed when the thighs of his wife spread to darkies. With a load of mandingo twenty inches … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Jan 6th, 2014
The desperate male is a subspecies of the beta male. His modus operandi can be summed up in three words: Always be chasing. His philosophy is a simple one, assembled from the cut scenes of a thousand rom coms where the persistent Lloyd Dobler gets the girl in the end. He adheres to the core … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 19th, 2013
Now it’s your turn. Leave your ideas for captions in the comments. Winners will be announced in a future post. Good luck and happy shivving! Bonus!
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Dec 18th, 2013
Organizing for Action, a creepily nondescript leftoid group tasked with propagandizing President Barack Obama’s (jesus it still sticks in the craw to say that) healthcare law, have released an ad campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #GetTalking that, well, you’ve gotta see to believe. I didn’t think it possible that the Barack Boyman Brigade’s “Hosurance” … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Nov 13th, 2013
Our devolving culture is disaggregating into its origin slime so rapidly it’s hard to distinguish parody from reality anymore. Behold: Do not adjust your vertical or horizontal. What you are seeing is real. It’s an Obamacare ad campaign, currently appearing in Colorado (which means Coloradan taxpayers may be funding this flagrant farce). As an astute … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Nov 11th, 2013
Swiped from the Boys from Brasil Norte, a neologismic mockery missile worthy of repoasting: Caplanization is the process by which the proponents of a particular policy (in this case unrestricted immigration) argue for it in such a manner than virtually all reasonable people are attracted to the opposite position. Related. You know how robots that … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths on Nov 7th, 2013
From the CH archives, an observation that gay men have something strangely distinctive about their faces, There is such a thing as a “gay face”. Hard to describe, but you know it when you see it. Think big bright feminine eyes, full lips, and an all-around glow. As usual, CH was ahead of the cultural … Read more
