Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization, Ugly Truths on Feb 7th, 2017
As if we didn’t already suspect, The Strapon Within and his leftoid protestor comrades are, according to a Berlin study of arrestees, losers living at home with mommy and daddy. 92% of left-wing activists live with their parents and one in three is unemployed, study of Berlin protesters finds The vast majority of left-wing protesters … Read more
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, The Good Life on Feb 5th, 2017
The Milk Zone: Some offerings from the CH #MilkTwitter feed: roses are red barack is half-black if you can’t drink milk you have to go back *** lactose tolerance is a virtue *** Milk does a White body good *** A haiku: cows’ milk calories fueled White civilization non-adopters REEEEEE *** I think that I shall … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Jan 27th, 2017
Our SOTM is this soldier of subversion, crashing a Shia LePoofter outdoor shitlib art show to drive the congregants insane in the membrane. Nomination for Shitlord of the month@ChateauEmissary pic.twitter.com/3Jw5TlZdhW — Secret Agent Skippy (@kweenslandah) January 27, 2017 Watch the video to the end for the climactic shiv twist! Let’s zoom in on this mischievous … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Jan 26th, 2017
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Jan 26th, 2017
Via Gunnar:
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Misandry, Shiv Of The Week, Videos on Jan 26th, 2017
This video mash-up has earned the coveted Chateau Heartiste Shiv of the Week. The shiv is a phallic symbol assaulting Ashley Judd’s “bloody woman parts”. Tbh she hasn’t had that much action since her husband dumped her childless, crazy old lady ass back in 2013.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Trumperica, Videos on Jan 20th, 2017
That is funny as hell. But again I cannot tell if a shitlib protestor is man, woman, or xir-beast. The modern Left is a Rorschach test. What sex and/or species do you see? Leftoid protestors used to have a veneer of coolness (way back), until the internet thunderdome exposed them all as androgynous fatty crybaby … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Sluts on Jan 13th, 2017
A woman’s propensity to sluttery requires a favorable context before she can fully realize her puss-parting potential. Reader welcomerain introduces the sexual market concept of “slut velocity”: I think the issue here is that we estimated [these women’s cock counts] based on cocksas velocity in identical environments, not absolute cocksas in their individual cocksaspheres.. The middle … Read more
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Ugly Truths on Jan 6th, 2017
Black predisposition to violent criminality well above the rates for other races receives all the focus as evidence of innate racial differences and incompatibility with White culture, but crime rate is only one of the myriad ways — albeit a very sensationalist way — in which the black and white races fundamentally differ. Culturally, mentally, morally, behaviorally, and … Read more
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, Physiognomy is Real, Shiv Of The Week, Ugly Truths on Jan 4th, 2017
There are posts buried in the CH archives discussing the phenomenon of sexual polarity and its importance to relationship health. Masculine men match well with feminine women. Yin and yang. Quim and wang. What about gender oddities like feminine men and masculine women? The Law of Sexual Polarity — or what some have called the … Read more
