Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Fashion, Funny/Lolblogs on May 17th, 2008
There has been a recent springtime flurry of activity for my Halloween-themed post “Best Costume Ever“, so I figured this is a good time to introduce the world to its evil twin, the Worst Costume Ever: The horror…
Posted in Fashion, Ridiculousness, Tool Time, Vanity on Apr 17th, 2008
Take a look at this “man” (and I use the term loosely): This twee little turd was photographed at the opening of the new Brooklyn Flea market, written about in this New York Times article. The annoyance level of this picture is a 9 on the Prickter scale. There’s so much hideousness to choose from that you’ll have … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Funny/Lolblogs on Oct 28th, 2007
Related: Worst Costume Ever.
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Fashion, Globalization, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Aug 17th, 2007
Forget flying cars and interstellar travel, the next big thing to radically transform society will be sexbots. Japanese girlfriend substitutes, lifelike dolls, porn saturation… all signs are pointing toward a technological coalescence of immense implications for relations between the sexes. It’s a horny new world on the horizon of men having sex with the artificial women of their dreams. Mein … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Girls, Globalization, Lolita, The Good Life on Aug 7th, 2007
An American friend, let’s call him Phil, has discovered the bounties of East European girls. After a lifetime of drama dating compatriots of every known taxonomy, he recently hooked up with a cute Polish chick and, in his words, “there’s no going back”. We had an IM exchange where he explained his revelation: Phil: she gave me a BJ in … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Fashion, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Jul 12th, 2007
When we were teenagers I remember my brother coming home from dental surgery with a plastic container holding his four extracted wisdom teeth, blood and bits of flesh still clinging to the roots. I thought it was so cool. So did he, if his proud grin was any indication. I’m having a wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow. … Read more
