Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Fashion on Apr 29th, 2014
Another assembly-line lib tart crudely trying to impersonate a frat bro crossed with a flaming gay man wrote an article titled “Fashion mistakes women despise about men“. The definitiveness of the sartorial errors aside, “despise” strikes one as an unusually strong word to describe how women feel when they see a man with an undershirt poking … Read more
Peacocking — the art of dressing ostentatiously to attract positive female attention — has been a staple of game theory for a long time, ever since Mystery proved in-field that gaudy outfits were like flames to moths. But peacocking has been controversial from the start. Some players thought it looked try-hard, and whatever initial impression … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Game, Science Validates Game on Dec 5th, 2012
Peacocking — the art of wearing outrageous ensembles and eye-catching baubles — is much-maligned, both within and without the seduction community. Nowadays, when people hear the word “peacocking”, they scoff as their minds race to images of pickup artist Mystery and his gigantic furry hats, eye liner, jumbled bracelets, and Victorian long coats. sure he … Read more
Posted in Culture, Fashion, Status Is King on Nov 26th, 2012
Half Sigma has a post up profiling buyers of Apple and Android (concluding that most Android buyers are more frugal than Apple buyers.) Android buyers may be more frugal, but it’s not because they have less money to spend than Apple buyers. The reason Apple is the elite/SWPL/hipster smartphone and tablet and laptop of choice … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Guy Rules, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on Oct 14th, 2011
If you follow the conventional wisdom closely, (or just leave your apartment once in a while), you’ll come under the impression that a good sense of style is more beneficial to women than it is to men. Women are the ones who lacquer themselves in lotions potions liners and rouges, spend exhorbitant amounts of green … Read more
Posted in Fashion on Jun 4th, 2010
This is the Chateau men’s fashion post. While normally guests of the Chateau idle about in hooded black robes accessorized with cat o’ nine tails, there are those times in the company of the outside world that genitals must be sheathed and attention paid to dress norms. Here, as with all things pleasurable in life, … Read more
Posted in Fashion on Jul 30th, 2009
I have found the perfect cologne: Armani Attitude It’s got a manly earthy undertone with a powerful musk oxen finish. I like to spritz a little on my crotch. A man with genitals as regal as mine deserves the finest perfumes. “Did you spray cologne down here?” “Yes.” “Why?” “I think you’ve answered that.” “Well, … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Vanity on Sep 29th, 2008
At least, not the ones who work as fashion models on the runways of Paris and New York. Check out the weird combination of masculine jawline, flairing nostrils (the better to snort four lines at once), and uberfeminine saucer plate eyes on this chick, model Masha Tyelna. if she made a baby with billy joel how big would its … Read more
We all know how conformist douchebags can be. I saw a phalanx of them yesterday marching for the nearest bar in identical powder blue oxford shirts, khaki shorts, and ken cole sandals. OK, maybe one guy’s blue shirt was a darker blue than the other guy’s. Girls think that their fashion acumen sets them apart … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on Jun 13th, 2008
A reader suggested I sell game-inspired T-shirts on my blog through an affiliate program with cafepress. I like it. Here are some ideas my reader had: My ideas for the T-shirts would include personal favorite quotes from my posts, like these: Nerd = Fat Woman Hate is as natural as Love Status Is Everything Your sexual market … Read more
