Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Current Events on Apr 19th, 2010
I’m just gonna throw this out there, reader beware. I know a person with ties to Apple who thinks the leak was probably intentional. Supposedly, it’s unheard of for a top secret prototype technology to leave campus grounds for any reason. So this person doesn’t believe the story that a programmer got drunk at a … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Goodbye America on Mar 21st, 2010
As I write the House is on the verge of passing a bill that will socialize 1/5th of the US economy. The red swollen teat engorged with milk, the populace, its current protestations to the contrary notwithstanding, will eventually acclimate to the suckling and prove to be impossible to dislodge in the future. The Democrats … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events on Mar 19th, 2010
Pretty much what I expected from a guy like Woods. Standard issue porn jive, uncreative squirts of stilted teenboy wordpimping, over the top dominance displays suggesting his swedie wife was a harridan at home, sucking him soulless with the strong arm of the law on her side. Tiger is a good example of how a … Read more
Posted in Current Events on Mar 2nd, 2010
If you want to know what people really prefer, watch what they do, don’t listen to what they say. Canadian Premier Danny Williams goes to the US for heart surgery. Commenter lena wrote: Canada wins most gold medals. Canada has better and free healthcare. Oh no, you’re paying for it. And judging by the choices … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Escape on Mar 2nd, 2010
You could pee on a power line and electrocute yourself: Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash. Grays Harbor County sheriff’s Deputy Dave Pimentel said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative … Read more
Posted in Current Events on Feb 28th, 2010
Great job, eh. You held alpha male USA’s attention for longer than 30 seconds. And you did it without Jim Carrey making a face or Celine Dion neighing. Now what number were you on our speed dial?
Posted in Current Events, Foreign Girls on Feb 27th, 2010
Exquisite. Let’s get a full body shot. And here’s the lovely Kiira impersonating a DC lawyer chick: It doesn’t suit you, babe. I have fond memories of my time with a Finnish girl, who looked eerily similar to Kiira. I’m not anti-American woman, but I know a superior product when I’ve lain with one.
Posted in Current Events, Hungry Hungry Hippos on Feb 5th, 2010
Why is Michelle Obama catching flak for saying that she’s careful about what she feeds her kids? “We went to our pediatrician all the time,” Obama said. “I thought my kids were perfect — they are and always will be — but he [the doctor] warned that he was concerned that something was getting off … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events on Feb 2nd, 2010
Perceptive readers should be able to figure out which of these two movies I would give a Best Picture Oscar to. It would be a sweet jab in Cameron’s eye if his ex-wife won for her much better movie Hurt Locker. Avatard, despite its billion dollar plus haul, is a typical bloated CGI-fest with stilted … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Girls, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jan 29th, 2010
Every once in a while, when I sense the white knighting idealism beginning to take a stronger toehold on the thinking of some of my readers, I like to offer helpful reminders about the true nature of the creatures they are doomed to forever misunderstand. In today’s special edition, a Seattle 19 year old pimp … Read more
