Fed up with public perception of new media “journolism” as a bastion of blushing hermaphrodites opening up about their day to day experiences having sex with themselves, Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein have teamed up to inject a healthy dose of raw masculinity into the discourse with their unique brand of confident swagger. Check out […]
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Continuing with our latest CH series exploring the historical records for choice bits of wisdom that would be the equivalent of PUA game and Heartistian theories of the sexual market today, reader Arbiter forwards this excerpt from a 1902 issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine (before it became a women’s rag. Rag. Heh.): The author explains the […]
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Posted in Beta, Girls, Tool Time on Feb 25th, 2014
Remember this post about the romantic Kiwi betaboy who followed an American woman around all night on New Year’s Eve like a puppy dog, only to part at 6AM with nothing to show for it but her coy instruction to “find me”? The niceguy romantic beta had one photo of her on his phone, which […]
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The title of this post comes courtesy of commenter PA, who writes: Behold the Twenty Commandments of Involuntary Celibacy : The comments that follow are awesome — and each is hugely upvoted. A small sampling: 21. Don’t take advice from a columnist that just spews generalizations on Yahoo. 22. Instead, read the Comments section for […]
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When did the pussification of America’s men begin? Speculating on this sort of thing is always fun, but it serves a larger purpose: If we can identify the origin of the Ascended Testes Era, we can theoretically reverse it. One reader believes he has an answer, I was just thinking back to my early 20s, […]
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Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Jan 13th, 2014
A writer, Andrew Smiler, for the e-zine ‘The Good Men Project’ has unintentionally parodied the mission statement of that blog with such zeal that one expects their next post to advocate mass castration. Titled “ A Guy’s Guide to The Gender-Minimized 1st Date “, Smiler offers suggestions to men for how to date without being […]
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Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Jan 2nd, 2014
News alerts over the Twitters reveal that a smug bearded mole allegedly within the WordPress organization has contracted the womanly vapors from reading Chateau Heartiste and is searching for remedies to make the hurty stop. @alternatekev Hunting down cowards on the internet because they’ve just collided some worlds for me and they aren’t going to […]
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Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Dec 26th, 2013
Id Dregs (fitting handle) tells a scary campfire story that reverberates in the dankest recesses of our souls because it explores ancient betrayals that have stalked humanity since its rise from the origin slime. This type of stuff doesn’t really sink in until you witness it or experience it first hand. Case in point, I […]
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Posted in Beta, Culture, Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 19th, 2013
Now it’s your turn. Leave your ideas for captions in the comments. Winners will be announced in a future post. Good luck and happy shivving! Bonus!
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Organizing for Action, a creepily nondescript leftoid group tasked with propagandizing President Barack Obama’s (jesus it still sticks in the craw to say that) healthcare law, have released an ad campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #GetTalking that, well, you’ve gotta see to believe. I didn’t think it possible that the Barack Boyman Brigade’s “ […]
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