What happens when a low E manjawed bitch teams up with a slimy beta male? This: Painfully awkward. It’s clear Fiorina is trying to one-up Scruz with the classic hand-over-hand domination play. (This aggrocunt even looks like a M2F post-op.) Cruz, sensing the submissive under-handshake Fiorina is forcing him to betray, attempts a counter-maneuver to … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Globalization, Tool Time, Videos on May 8th, 2016
Germany has reached The Cuckularity. There are now state-sponsored “flirting workshops” that ostensibly instruct third world invaders — invading courtesy of the welcome mat put out by Mutter Merkel — in the art of picking up German women and, presumably, filling them with the seed of Saracen and the sperm of sub-Sahara until the White … Read more
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Recall that Pajamaboy won the 2015 Most Punchable Shitlib Face tournament. In the comments, a reader warned that these punchable shitlibs have voices that are as insufferably effete as their plush pool boy mugs. Just wait until you hear them speak; Dylan Matthews: http://www.c-span.org/video/?311177-6/sequestration-labor-department-budget-cuts Pajama Boy aka Ethan Krupp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuRb4YJvvmM It’s like the faggot accent … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Tool Time on Dec 23rd, 2015
By a healthy margin of victory, it’s Pajamaboy! (also known by his Valusian name Ethan Krupp) Could it really have been anyone other than Pajamaboy? He’s emblematic of the decline of the American man to a sniveling male. Think about this: PuffedHo, Salon, and Slate, with a combined readership in the tens of millions, are … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Dec 20th, 2015
The “winner” of the 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament will be the peabody puffboy who emerges victorious from the Championship Bout between Dylan Matthews and Pajamaboy (née Ethan (((Krupp)))). Matthews handily dispatched McKay Coppins in the preliminary finals bout, as voters felt he had the face more likely to inspire a fusillade of knuckle sandwiches. … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Dec 17th, 2015
The 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament semifinals are over, and Dylan Matthews soundly defeated Matty Yglesias in Bout 1, while Pajamaboy BARELY eked out a win over Lindsey “GayPedoFace” Graham. McKay Coppins waits in the wings for his chance at taking more punches to the face than Dylan Gaytthews. Finals, Preliminary Bout: Dylan Matthews vs … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Dec 15th, 2015
We’re back for the 2015 punchable shitlib face semifinals! Bout 1: Matty “Yce Yce Baby” Yglesias vs Dylan “I’m hiding a buttplug” Matthews Don’t be surprised if your hand reflexively curls into a fist looking at Yglesias. And multiple viewings which could conceivably inure you to his smug doughboy plushness don’t seem to lessen the … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Game, Relationships on Dec 11th, 2015
A handsome couple – she: tall, easy on the eyes, he: older, shitlord face – walked by me and I overheard the following: Her: “You’re always questioning what I do.” Him: “No, I don’t do that…blah blah” He trailed off, but I heard enough to know that this man was a paper alpha, hidden beta. … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Dec 10th, 2015
The polls for most punchable shitlib face of 2015 are closed. We have our winners who will advance to the semifinals. In what some are calling an upset akin to Buster Douglas-Mike Tyson, Matty “Polar Bear” Yglesias edged out [insert double entendre here] Ezra “Null Entity of Nepotism” Klein in Bout 1. Bout 2: Dylan … Read more
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We share a hearty chuckle over the avoidable miseries of friendzoned beta males, but there are dead serious implications should the practice ever fall out of favor or get deprived of its seemingly endless source stream of dupes, chodes, and tools. The fewer beta orbiters willing or available to provide sexless emotional and financial support … Read more
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