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Category Archive for 'Alpha'

Help Not Wanted

“Zeets, don’t bother.” “I’m not going to sit here and watch this.” Zeets and I had been enjoying an evening of camaraderie drinking beers on the trunk of his car in the parking lot.  According to Fodor’s, this particular parking lot was a popular destination for camaraderie and drinking; well, it was for us, until … Read more

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Forget flying cars and interstellar travel, the next big thing to radically transform society will be sexbots.  Japanese girlfriend substitutes, lifelike dolls, porn saturation… all signs are pointing toward a technological coalescence of immense implications for relations between the sexes.  It’s a horny new world on the horizon of men having sex with the artificial women of their dreams.  Mein … Read more

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Thought Experiment

Which male in the following list is more likely to be an absolute failure with women?: a felon a drug dealer a dumb meathead an unemployed DJ a jerk a computer programmer nerd Don’t think too hard about this.  Go with your gut reaction, not the socially sanctioned, peer reviewed answer you want to be true. What … Read more

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Woman-Hating Betas

Most women, and some men, believe that the bitterness and misogyny of beta males accounts for their failure with women.  That betas are their own worst enemy.  It is a common human compulsion to want to believe that the tortures of the sexually damned are self-inflicted — unlike poverty or gender discrimination, the first instinct of the moralizers in … Read more

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Fame, wealth, and charisma have made Jack Nicholson the heartbreaker of 2,000 women.  At the age of 70, and looking every bit of it, he spends his leisure time in boats with a tumbler in one hand and a bevy of young women draped around him like his royal concubines.  This means Jack is The Man. I’ve … Read more

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From Kitten to Cougar

It’s depressing to see drunk older women at nightclubs vainly trying to hold onto their former glory.  It’s a study in contrasts when these aging beauties go to clubs full of kittens.  They aggressively flirt with every guy because when they haven’t been hotly pursued by a man under 60 in ten years they turn to the hard … Read more

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hungover. sun hurts my eyes. here’s a very special saturday morning message from me to you: much love.

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A Vision of Equality

What would a world where women were no different than men look like?  Where the utopian feminist ideals of gender equality held sway? The executive summary:  there’d be grab-ass in the streets, on the metro, at the job, in the church pews, all hours all the time.  The city air would fill not with the … Read more

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F You Jewelry

When we were teenagers I remember my brother coming home from dental surgery with a plastic container holding his four extracted wisdom teeth, blood and bits of flesh still clinging to the roots.  I thought it was so cool.  So did he, if his proud grin was any indication. I’m having a wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow.  … Read more

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The Pump

“The pump is better than coming in a woman.”* It’s been a long while.  Some nagging injuries and laziness have kept me out of the gym (I mean the real gym with plates of iron, not the one you froo froos go to for your spin classes and low impact hiney-toning spazrobics), but I’ve returned. … Read more

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