Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha on Sep 26th, 2014
I expect a few literal-minded readers to take the wrong lesson from this photo. “Phonebomb game! So if I just check my phone over the shoulder of a girl I’m kissing, she’ll notice out of the corner of her smitten eye and fall harder for me.” While Phonebomb Game may very well increase your desirability … Read more
Posted in Alpha on Sep 5th, 2014
It’s been some time since CH has featured an exemplary alpha male. Alpha Male of the Month, Candidate #1: Sean Stephenson A reader writes, Check out the alpha male smirk while taking a picture with his wife. Dude got shit on by god and decided to take life by the balls. Stephenson is a motivational … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Aug 20th, 2014
GIRL: “Are you gay?” MAN: Perfection is rarely seen so clearly in the wild. Sending this pic to a frisky filly may not guarantee the bang, but goddamn will it leave a smile on your face. And likely on hers, too. PS And here’s the worst — and also the funniest — reply to any … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Rules of Manhood on Aug 20th, 2014
That’s how it’s done. Suit up. Chin up. Eyes straight. Smirk like you own the joint. Or you’re about to get one over on someone you hate. As a commenter noted, Perry’s mug shot reminded him of someone else. It’s almost as if there are universal, cosmic rules governing (heh) what facial expressions humans perceive … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Game, Rules of Manhood on Jun 9th, 2014
If you should understand one thing about niceguy beta male behavior, it’s this: A little goes a long way, especially if it’s opposed by an anti-beta force. A lot of men are constitutional romantics, and enjoy lavishing pretty women with displays of beta piety. This is a dangerous compulsion to have, as such behavior left … Read more
nuke the phone from orbit Superb alpha frame. Mucho lulzo. But not very effective. There’s really only one way to pass a pregnancy shit test. Disappear.
Jesus wept? Oh no, my friends. Jesus charmed! Jesus, like so many leading protagonists in the great books for men, had game, and used it to mesmerize the fuck outta his audiences of admirers. There’s a direct line throughout history leading from the thorny crown to the furry hat. Jesus was mystery, and Jesus was the … Read more
now let’s see if you can suck dick at the same time. When a woman publicly, willingly, and happily prostrates herself to a powerful alpha male, it triggers the egalitarian instinct in northwest Europeans (men and women) who, feeling vicarious indignation, snark and sputter their displeasure. For instance, Proof that men are completely helpless. Yes, it … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Current Events, Girls on Apr 6th, 2014
James Franco is an A-list Hollywood actor who could have women fellating him within fifteen minutes with an inviting smile, so it would be surprising if his text game read like it came from a tone-deaf beta sperg. Or would it? in case you didn’t know, i’m a really famous dude don’t i look like a … Read more
A dataslut at FiveThirtyEight tallied the lines each pair of characters spoke to each other and found that Romeo was following Poon Commandment V. Juliet speaks 155 lines to him, and he speaks only 101 to her. His reticence toward Juliet is particularly inexcusable when you consider that Romeo spends more time talking than anyone … Read more
