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don forwards a study finding a correlation between declining sperm counts and the breadth of a man’s taint (wish i was kidding). Source.

Testosterone levels have also dropped precipitously, with effects beginning in utero and extending into adulthood. One of the most significant markers of an organism’s sex is something called anogenital distance (AGD)—the measurement between the anus and the genitals. Male AGD is typically twice the length of female, a much more dramatic difference than height or weight or musculature. Lower testosterone leads to a shorter AGD, and a measurement lower than the median correlates to a man being seven times as likely to be subfertile and gives him a greater likelihood of having undescended testicles, testicular tumors, and a smaller penis.

don adds: “Sometimes science is funnier than comedy. AGD bwahaha!”

My AGD is yuge. Just tremendous! I’m releasing the unredacted version of it tomorrow. Tiny tainters are nervous! MAGDA!

btw if women didn’t like surprize buttsecks, why is their anus so close to their vagina? I prefer to follow, rather than ignore, God’s signposts.

“What you are seeing in a number of systems, other developmental systems, is that the sex differences are shrinking,” Swan told me. Men are producing less sperm. They’re also becoming less male.

FYI it’s not a coincidence that subfertile soyboys and Gynarcho-Tyranny are contemporaneous. The feedback loop is aggressively degenerate. Too few sexy high T alpha males means too many bitter MeToo shrikes lashing out at the weak betas who can’t even manage a patriarchy of one.

I assumed that the next thing Swan was going to tell me was that these changes were all a mystery to scientists. If only we could figure out what was causing the drop in sperm counts, I imagined, we could solve all the attendant health problems at once. But it turns out that it’s not a mystery: We know what the culprit is. And it’s hiding in plain sight.

Answer: It’s the endocrine disruptors. My Chemical Bromance. A River of Birth Control Pills Runs Through It.

The Prophet Ted Kaczynski had it right: the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. We only had to listen.

I’ve predicted on these pages that the 21st Century will be the story of forswearing the modernity of the 20th century. De-scaling mass society will save more than a nation; it will save maleness itself.

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Tipsy comments,

Isn’t it amazing that in every article about endocrine disruptors no one mentions hormonal contraception? It’s like it’s the third rail or something….

Any uncomfortable truth that is perceived to place blame on sacrosanct women is verboten, so the lies shall continue until the last sperm is tepidly dribbled from misshapen micropeen.

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More from Tipsy,

I’m convinced that the biblical injunction for men to do hard physical labor and women to give birth in pain is not a punishment so much as it is a how-to manual. After the fall, that’s simply how we’re built.

And yet our society is veering towards the opposite: soft men swaddled in blue screens, and C-sections for drugged up pregnant women. We have banished toil and pain at the peril of our humanity.

144 Responses to “Taint Nothin’ But A Low T Thang”

  1. Penis length out, AGD in!

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  2. Discipline says:

    Those guys, man. Not that it’d be an achievement, but I bet I can knock each one of them out with one punch.

    [CH: if you line them up right, one punch might knock them all out at once]

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    • cortesar says:

      jesus christ look at the clinched fist of the second from the left standing
      I am sure all nahzees of this world are pissing their pants now lolzzzzzzz

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    • SteveRogers42 says:

      Three Stooges technique.

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    • John A says:

      Like that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade…one shot. Damn Nazis…

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    • trav777 says:

      maybe just be threatening to punch them.

      So let’s see…low T everywhere, GET YOUR FUCKIN T CHECKED EVERYONE

      Yours is probably low too

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        I need more T like a n1gger needs a tan.

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      • Discipline says:

        Squats specifically, and weight training generally, will crush with the strength of Conan all testosterone disrupters.

        I don’t know about you guys, but I crushed legs yesterday, and just finished crushing back and biceps today.

        Feeling extra juicy, if you receive my meaning.

        [CH: intercontinental ballistic nuts]

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    • At this point, they’re so feminine I would actually feel bad hitting them with a closed fist.

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    • UndertheDRADIS says:

      Great Minds and all of that. I was looking at the group photo, thinking, “I can take down all of them. At the same time.” Has their demasculinization included the female total lack of self awareness? How can they not know that there is something horribly, horribly wrong with them?

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    • Corinth Arkadin says:

      LOL when I saw this on Gab my first comment was noodle-armed pot-bellied pussies.
      Yes, we have much to fear from these types. One looks like he’s shaking from the stress from holding his arm up for the length of time it takes to snap a pic.

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  3. Elooie says:

    I go camping with my buddies one weekend each month during spring and summer every year. We like to shoot guns, go fishing, and backpack to a top of a mountains. No way any of those dudes survive the first day of one of those trips. Just seeing them in the forest makes me laugh.

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  4. cortesar says:

    I am archiving the first picture
    Once we eradicate this species humans in not so distant future may want to know how these strange mutants looked like
    I am sure they will have fun these lucky bastards awarded by supreme being to witness the ugliness of our age just in pictures

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  5. elooie says:

    Lol, those guys are so happy. Clearly their first time outside.

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  6. Discipline says:

    There’s something about male weakness that make me want to attack, and something about male fitness that makes me want to compete.

    We’ll call this something: Nature.

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    • Scanman says:

      You are lowTphobic.

      You are terrified of low T men.

      This is a serious character flaw.

      You need therapy.

      Seek help and don’t even think about voting.

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  7. […] Taint Nothin’ But A Low T Thang […]

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  8. hman says:

    Imagine these Things were a type of fish.

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    • hman says:

      Rum is innocent Of any of the extreme crimes he actually did…Besides… a lot of innocent people are morr thxan willing to die … forhim.

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  9. gunslingergregi says:

    tried to bernankify the ex yesterday could not get my shit in there

    he he he

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  10. Tipsy says:

    Isn’t it amazing that in every article about endocrine disruptors no one mentions hormonal contraception? It’s like it’s the third rail or something….

    [CH: any uncomfortable truth that is perceived to place blame on women is verboten, so the lies shall continue until the last sperm is tepidly dribbled from micropeen]

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    • trav777 says:

      low T is real. Know a 20 yo dude has a T level same as mine was at 37. Not “low” but it should be double that

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    • Squib says:

      Residuals from hormonal contraception are only the beginning of it. Trace amounts of everything everyone takes goes into the sewer and ultimately somebody’s drinking watery. It’s not just humans. The scale of pharmaceutical and hormone laced piss and manure associated with industrial farming is massive.

      When you look at America’s thinnest cities there seems to be a couple of trends. Most of them obtain their drinking water from mountain snowpack runoff (naturally distilled). None of the thin cities have intensive livestock farming industries. Makes one wonder…

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  11. gunslingergregi says:

    instead of drugging up boys inject with t maybe

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  12. Greg Eliot says:

    Sigh… so much for that Aryan Supremacy theory.

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  13. Williamk says:

    Red meat, sleep, and don’t be sedentary. Your boys will pump out the good stuff. That’s pretty much all that’s worth worrying about.

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    • Tipsy says:

      I’m convinced that the biblical injunction for men to do hard physical labor and women to give birth in pain is not a punishment so much as it is a how-to manual. After the fall, that’s simply how we’re built.

      [CH: and yet our society is veering towards the opposite: soft men swaddled in blue screens, and C-sections for drugged out pregnant women]

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      • Tipsy says:

        My heroic wife, who bore 4 children without pain killers, was so high on endorphins after the super intense pain for the last 20 minutes before the birth, that she was up for 24 hours afterwards. It was a kind of super long lasting euphoria, which I’m convinced, is the reason (along with breast feeding) her bond to our children is so strong.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        It’s also why ch!ldless chicks are so obsessed with the idea of BDSM.

        Because their hindbrains are secretly aching for the excruciating pain of natural v@ginal ch!ldb!rth followed by the exquisite ecstasy which is the endorphin rush of afterb!rth.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Any pr0n actress who gets into dyke pr0n eventually ends up with a train of [other chicks’] fists simultaneously up her @ss and up her c00ch and then they get to the point where they can’t even 0rgasm from that much pain anymoar.

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      • Ironsides says:

        My mother says that she felt essentially nothing when she gave birth to me. However, approximately 24 hours later, every muscle suddenly became so sore and exhausted that she was basically unable to move for 2 days. Guess the biochemicals wore off.

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      • Zarg Buell says:

        A woman desperately, subconsciously, wants a man who will change the shape of her.

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      • But did you freebirth at home and deliver your progeny with your own hands?

        I considered cutting the cord with my teeth, but the scissors were right there.

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      • My wife had epidurals for the first two, and went all natural for number 3. I was pretty proud of her for that. It looked painful. The midwives hid their eyes when I cut the cord with Stick Around, my fighting knife I took with me to Iraq.

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      • Cracker says:

        “Any pr0n actress who gets into dyke pr0n eventually ends up with a train of [other chicks’] fists simultaneously up her @ss and up her c00ch and then they get to the point where they can’t even 0rgasm from that much pain anymoar.”

        it’s not only pron girls who have issues

        all those ‘normal’ girls who need tons of foreplay, fingering, oral, etc to get off because straight healthy intercourse the way nature intended doesn’t do it for them, are desensitized and damaged too.

        it’s from being banged out by too many dudes, physical deformity, mental issues, or a combination of all of that. no matter what the cause, mentally and physically they are sexually defective

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      • yewotm8 says:

        Not supposed to cut the cord at all. It’s still transmitting very valuable nutrients even after the birth. Supposed to let it shrivel up first, which should take only 15 minutes. Have read a few articles on this.

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      • Chakrates says:

        Gave b1rth to three, no meds or epidural. It’s good for you. It is. Nursed all, too. It’s good for you. It is. And good for them.

        Nature will not be perverted, diverted, or subverted. Distracted now and then? Maybe. But the focus is maintained.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        My mother says that she felt essentially nothing when she gave birth to me.

        What about nine months prior? 😉

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      • Yewotm8,

        You’re right, the midwives had us wait 45 minutes before we cut it. They told us all of the blood had to flow back into our little dude’s body from the cord, and that was a major component of his blood supply. I felt stupid as soon as they told me this, for not realizing it myself. It’s so obvious once someone points it out. Then I felt pissed that our other two boys were screwed over by the conventional doctors and nurses that delivered the first two.

        Once the blood leaves the umbilical cord, it resembles a synthetic rope of polyethylene. It was difficult to cut through with my knife, but it was more difficult since I couldn’t really be forceful, since my wife and the baby were right there, inches away. The knife is a 10″ Bowie knife. So I had to be careful.

        [CH: steady hands, gov’ner]

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  14. $$$$$$$$$$$XXXXXXXXXXXXKKK says:

    TRT

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  15. dzhugashvili says:

    I guess this movie will need a remake:

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  16. Pwn says:

    Imagine the low impulse control of blacks with even more testosterone and Jim Crow starts making sense… Lol

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  17. Steve Canyon says:

    I suspect the trend of hipsters and other soy/bugboy types to have huge lumberjack beards is a way to falsely signal high-T status with something typically identified with having high-T despite the fact they aren’t.

    Flannel, work clothes, work boots (that aren’t torn up like those who actually perform physical labor), “outdoorsy” activities that don’t require muscle development to accomplish et al are all similar indicators.

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  18. Oleaginous Outrager says:

    Several somebodies’ millennia-long breeding histories have culminated in that squirmy wormy fisting party in the woods, males so genetically degraded even barren cat mommies are disgusted with them. I don’t really want a hot war, which hazards so much to chance, but goddamn have we got a lot of deadwood stacked ’round here.

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  19. George says:

    Transgender attorney attacking Kavanaugh? https://www.kmblegal.com/attorneys-and-staff/debra-katz

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  20. martin says:

    perineal tears during pregnancy, that is why.

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  21. I put my hopes into generation Z.

    They have grown up in a culture that encourages women to spend all of your 20s and most of your 30s (until the wall hits) as a human cum recepticle, to waste thousands of dollars on a worthless degree, and to waste your precious fertile years to build up a “career”, i.e. doing badly paid busy work for a faceless multinational.

    They have seen this model fail, and they have learned their lessons. They are also more ecologically responsible, independently of their political beliefs. And they are also highly health concious.

    All this turns them away from the pill. A quick Google turned up this: http://archive.is/FiSaf

    Obviously this will not apply to all women. But overall, time will take care of all the lonely, offspringless cat ladies, and with them their devotion to shoving pills down their throat so that their dead womb won’t be able to conceive, even if they want to.

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  22. Elmer T. Jones says:

    Prostate massage
    anogenital region
    improves T and sperm

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  23. Kyo says:

    OT: Finally watched that glorious video of Salvini standing up for Italians and saying that Africa does not belong there. He says, “L’Africa in Italia non ci sta,” with starci “stand there”, a slangy word that means to fit, or get along. You go to Venice and you like it there, you say that Venezia ci sto bene.

    (Here is an outdoor speech of his, unsubtitled, in which he says the same stuff.)

    But as I was processing the Italian, the Czech/Slovak word čistá, meaning “clean”, interfered and it felt like he was saying, “Africa, in Italy, is unclean!”

    Are there any Eastern European languages where this wordplay would work? In Slovak čistá has the stress on the first syllable so maybe only non-native learners would see this pun. If it works better in some other Slavic language, it seems too on-point not to use.

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  24. I was skeptical about the soy-estrogen claims. But my wife started getting gall bladder issues so she went vegan and stopped eating white rice and stinky pork, her primary foodstuff. Gall bladder condition disappeared. At the doctor they reviewed her bloodwork and saw that her estrogen had spiked from eating tofu products, which the doctor said was good for her bone density. I only have it on rare occaisions so have not been affected. She makes a tofu-ginger breakfast porridge that’s to die for.

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    • That sounds disgusting

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        His whole lifestyle is disgusting… boasts about being related to every famous White man of yore, but waxes poetic on rice-burning lower-end gooks.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • Elmer T. Jones says:

        I have deplatformed myself. To fill the void have been reading history books. Recent pleasures have been Ellsberg’s Secrets: A Memoir of Vietnam and the Pentagon Papers and Halberstam The Best and the Brightest. Halberstam’s intro (published 1972) is fascinating in parallels with our current political scene. Two prominent figures are mentioned with whom I share a common ancestor around 1750, always a big thrill for me.

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      • How about you stock up on some red meat and potatoes, scotch and ammo, Elmer T Cuck?

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      • Elmer T. Jones says:

        I mostly subsist on beef. A grandson of my immigrant ancestor invented Bourbon whiskey. Another descendent invented the Tommy Gun. I was a cracker before it was cool.

        [CH: do you open chicks with those stellar family connections?]

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      • Elmer T. Jones says:

        Oh definitely. I tell him I am related to Booker T. Washington (Black Friend Game).

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      • Elmer T. Jones says:

        them not him, wireless keyboard losing battery power

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      • Suburban_elk says:

        them not him, wireless keyboard losing battery power

        Results beats excuses every time.

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      • Bored housewive in Bogota called Esmerelda says:

        Good on you Elmer.

        ‘Secrets’ is a great read.

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      • Elmer T. Jones says:

        I don’t advocate that you pirate reading material to put on your smarty phone but I have paid my fair share into the global publishing industry.

        http://gen.lib.rus.ec/

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    • Corinth Arkadin says:

      Elmer, you’re kinda like Forrest Gump in these respects.

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    • Mick9 says:

      Dirty

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  25. […] There’s a study I’m seeing pop up in various right-wing places about how taint length correlates with testosterone and sperm count. For reference, here it is at le chateau. […]

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  26. Space Viking says:

    Come CW2, these “men” will be your opponents. If the dusky hued hordes don’t eat them first.

    The more I think about it, the more likely the second option is.

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    • UndertheDRADIS says:

      So the fight will mainly be against satiated orcs and goblins too full to move? I am starting to think this plan will work.

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  27. Matatan says:

    What a depressing picture that first one. The second just pisses me off but that first one is demoralizing.

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  28. Lichthof says:

    https://goo.gl/images/6fm2LW

    Paris (PSG) youth team in soccer

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  29. eofahapi says:

    This is a little bit related, I think. You know now in the world homosexuality and transgender type thing are becoming so common that even if you talk about it is frowned upon to not be accepting of it. I feel sorry for them a little bit because i was thinking maybe it is hormonal, or mental illness or both. Like more lesbians look a little masculine, and gay men look more feminine i think. And for people who wss feeling they are born the wrong gender , that also hormones and mental illness. In high school, there was a boy in my class who was very bullied. The other boys and girls made his life hell. I also did not have a easy time in high school but for him it was much more dificult. I felt so sorry for him. When he come in contact with me 3 years before, i was very happy for him because he looked great. He had good muscles, tall, intelligent and a good masculine face structure. He was still very shy but he had improoved so.much.now the people who bullied him are overweight/unemployed or jusr losers. Etc. The best revenge is success so i was so proud for him. Then i guess he had a set back, his father died and it depressed him. I have always told to him if he never needs someone to listen to him when he is not feeling well, i am here. He would contact one time in every 3 or 4 months about. We would talk about how he could try to be more social, and more confidence etc. Then before some days about i realised he had not contacted for a while. I messaged him to ask if everything is ok and he said so much was hapening and that he would call to talk. He called and said he would trust me with what he would say (here is anonymous so i feel ok to say it) but that he is strugling with some gender identity issues. I was shocked and said so you mean you feel like a woman? I have never known anyone who this hapened to. He said he was not sure but that he enjoyed to dress like a woman, and had some attraction to men and to women. I feel sorry for him but also logicaly i can not understand. He looks 100% like a man, there is nothing feminine about him in apearance or character. I started to think, could it be all of the trauma he experienced in school? Some things the other children did to him were so bad. Or is it also hormonal? I do not know, i just think WHY is this becoming so common. I do not believe it is cultural pressure because no normal heterosexual man will be that way just from pressure. It might be wrong to think but actualy now i feel a little scared of him. Scared for him also, because really it is a heartbreaking thing because he had so much potential.

    [CH: tragic story. i don’t know what’s causing all this mental/hormonal illness, but i suspect it’s a combination of social and sexual market pressures and environmental toxins. eofahapi, is your native language russian?]

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    • eofahapi says:

      Yes, it is probably a combination of the both and the results can be so toxic. My native language is greek.

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      • Lichthof says:

        The Greeks invented gayness (old joke)

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      • Lichthof says:

        I was reading a comment from a chink on JT about soy. Apparently the Buddhist monks used it to suppress testosterone to keep a celibacy vow and it became a staple of the asian diet.

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    • TLM says:

      It could also very well be demon influenced and/or demon possession. We modern sophisticated folks don’t like to talk about this, but it was known to just about every other culture out there prior to modern atheism convincing us that there is no God, nor spirit realm/world were the forces of dark & light are in constant battle. Jesus did battle with these forces, and one of the funniest stories in the NT is when the Jewish 7 sons of Sceva try to exorcise a demon possessed man like the Apolstle Paul, but end up getting their asses kicked. God does indeed have a sense of humor Acts 19:11-20

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  30. bigjohn33 says:

    Reading up a bit on AHD it seems phthalates (plastics basically) would be wise to avoid during pregnancy.

    Also it’s been a while since I got a good look at my taint but it seems like agd would be kind of hard thing to measure as where the scrotum starts and the perenium begins is kind of ambiguous.

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  31. Anonymoose says:

    Technology was a mistake. How strange that GARDENING makes you a man.

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    • Corinth Arkadin says:

      Col. Von Lettow-Vorbeck was one of the greatest commanders of German armies who eventually made his living as a gardener.

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  32. mendo says:

    Most of the doods I saw this weekend had that smoothed over face. Too much beer and not enough lifting. One bronie was lifting, but acted like such a kid-to-his-mother with his wife: “Hey [wife’s name] look at this game, the score’s blah blah. . . hey [wife’s name] check out what just happened…”

    She gave me a strong hug when they left.

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    • Cracker says:

      interesting you mention the smoothed over face

      i’ve noticed a lot of dudes with women who look a lot older than them but they are the same age.

      always thought it was because the women just looked shitty. but now that you mention it, the dudes i’m seeing do look more boyish than they should for their age, so that adds to the imbalance i’m seeing.

      and the boyish look isn’t a benefit like normal youthful good looks would be. something is off about it. they look weak, feminine, and childlike. not normal to see that on a healthy man so it’s disturbing when you see it

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        >>>>> “the smoothed over face”

        And the salamander neck.

        Pre-teenagers with necks which look like friggin B!tch McConnell.

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    • Lichthof says:

      An architect firm I know was designing ‘touchy feely’ spaces for a fortune 500 company so employees could go rest and play with toys etc.
      The infantilism of Western culture should not be understated.
      How often do you see an adult product being advertised with a cartoonish slant?
      Liberals are basically children and gave a child’s weltanschauung of the world.

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  33. JOSEPH ANGEL says:

    So, we add another moniker by which these soy-boy gimps can be called– ‘taints’.

    [CH: tiny tainters. “hold me closer tiny tainter…count the spermies that are dying…lay me down in streets of shittin’…you had a soy-based day today”]

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  34. Bucky says:

    Bunch of acorn dicks…they better hope there are no squirrels in the vacinity

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  35. millermp1 says:

    The shrinking anogenital distance thing came out a full decade ago, around the time people noticed a sharp uptick in hermaphroditic frogs, i.e. the real canaries in our endocrine disrupting coal mine.

    Nice to see the thesis gaining traction among those best positioned to benefit (maul right).

    Let’s just say — with few exceptions — with topics like that I never made a great dinner party guest. On the other hand, most people are retardates and/or fags.

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  36. yewotm8 says:

    Huh, so there’s a reason why “its lower than you think”

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  37. cynthia says:

    We have to ban birth control. It’s the single most effective thing we could do to unmake this mess. It has to go.

    It seems like a far-fetched idea, but I could see it happening. Something will have to be done about plunging birth rates sooner or later, and we already know that places like Europe have no problem enforcing draconian laws on their citizenry.

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    • Corinth Arkadin says:

      Of course it’s birth control. Instead of banning it, just let all the whyte women know its poisoning their wombs on purpose and don’t use it.

      Everyone else can have it.

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  38. strongwhitecock says:

    Curious what a healthy tain size is for a high-T man. One I read says out of 126 men born after 1987, average AGD was 2”. Start with that and if you’re over that you’re already better than most low-T shrillenials.

    So how many of you start dropping pants and grabbing tape measures after reading that?

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  39. hamster_wrestler says:

    “Answer: It’s the endocrine disruptors. My Chemical Bromance. A River of Birth Control Pills Runs Through It.”

    Can some here elaborate on what these disruptors are and where can find more info. (It can’t just be birth control pills) This is a huge part of the gyno-tyranny scheme to destroy and they have to be using the food supply and everyday amenities like deoderant and shampoo to chemically castrate men.

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  40. The Intellectual Barbarian says:

    So what’s the solution?

    >Lift
    >Minimise use of plastics
    >Don’t live in a big city, your water supply will be cleaner / estrogen free
    >…?

    [CH: this deserves a separate post. survivalist blogs have some good suggestions (you have to sift through a lot of crazy though). TOG over at MPC is on top of this too. yes, avoid plastics, any kind of plastic. get a water filter for your tap. eat grass-fed, hormone free whenever you can. of course, lift like your manliness depends on it. there’s more, that’s a start.]

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      The G0d Emperor needs to make the domestic policy centerpiece of his 2020 re-erection campaign all about Men’s Health & a complete restructuring of NIH & CDC funding [away from AIDS & Breast Cancer] with the goal of getting some hard serious reliable TRUE data about just WTF is happening with plummeting sperm counts and how plastics & other pseudo-estrogens might [or might not] play into this.

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    • Suburban_elk says:

      In my humble opinion, posture is at the top of the list.

      Standing a lot of the time is key, but even more basic than that is not being slouched and reclined. The whole “easy chair posture” is not the way we evolved.

      Look at like Papuans. Those guys have 50 iq’s but they are hard because they have animal postures, for animal lives: always forward.

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    • Bucky says:

      Also, if you’re on a well, have it tested once a year. Been feeling fatigued since spring, turns out my well was infested with ants. Ants draw slugs and bring dead stuff into the water. Long story short, rash, fatigue, constant headaches thta the docs couldnt figure out ended up being the result of high bacteria in my well from ants. Been on bottled water for 3 weeks and I’m back to lifting and riding again. Energy levels back to normal. Well still needs a second bleaching apparently according to water test peeps.

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      • Corinth Arkadin says:

        Buck, that’s an interesting aspect of wells.

        I will look more into those things. Thanks for bringing my attention to these.

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    • Petruccio says:

      CH, I have a reverse osmosis water filter on my kitchen sink. The stats from Whirlpool claimed to remove 99.9% of the fluoride, as well as many other ions and organic compounds.
      The downside is that the water has no taste when compared to bottled spring water.
      I could fix that with my chemistry skills and add some K and Mg salts or just a few grains of sea salt.

      [CH: we need some of the minerals found naturally in spring water, so maybe adding a little iodized salt is a good idea.]

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    • Lichthof says:

      Sarge.
      Even if you fail.
      Nothing like hunting to get the T going.
      Listen to pumpin music… metal…EBM (Front 242).

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  41. […] Link mentioned from the good Heartiste. […]

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  42. JackInTheBoxx says:

    In junior high the older guys told us that the reason chick’s front-hole and back-hole were so close together was so we could carry them home like a six-pack.

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    • Big-Al says:

      Three chicks at a time, I like that approach

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    • Corinth Arkadin says:

      There’s been some drunken escapades in the long past where I’ve missed the thermal exhaust port.

      No complaints at the time, except “Negative, negative. It didn’t go in, just impacted on the surface.”

      Or, “Wrong hole.”

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  43. The Intellectual Barbarian says:

    This blog always has snarky ironic comments sniping at each other. But it’s time for some real talk.

    You’re one of the funniest, most thought provoking sonofabishs on the net. I’ve been reading CH for years and it’s unique.

    Thank you for all the years of hard work, you’re doing God’s work.

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  44. Pookish says:

    the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

    And white men are mostly responsible for it, according to you clowns. If tou’re right, and there’s as giod a chance as not that you are, the ehole shittiy mess, once again, is your own fuckin fault. Thr denouement of white civilization is a godless shell, the Imperial Death Star. Y’all are like precocious infants in a sandbox building innovative things out of your own shit, calling it gold and expecting everyone to be fooled by it. The West is still a primitive civilization. It has yet to learn what it means to be fully human.

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  45. TLM says:

    This post took me down memory lane to my military days. Some dude was dating this chick ‘soldier’ and things ended poorly. The chick had been put on medical profile, meaning she could skip PT. The dude that was dating her was a total goof, but kinda funny in an annoying way. he told everyone she was on profile because she a boil on her taint. He even made up a song about it and would sing it out loud in the common area. I think he actually got in some trouble for doing it, but you have to be one nasty critter to get a boil on your taint.

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  46. Petruccio says:

    That red-bearded cuck in the Soylent pic looks like RSD Tyler.

    [CH: for all the grief they get, if you look at vintage photos of the big league PUAs, in none of them are they making that gay numale face. masculinity has really taken a nosedive if old pics of tyler durden evoke masculine icons of the past.]

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