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YOU: won’t approach a soft 6 because “the ratio is bad” or “she probably has a boyfriend” or “i’m tired” or “she hasn’t given me the green light yet”, retreat to masturbatorium for epic fap, decry your burgeoning incel status, log into PUA blog intended to help you only to bitch and moan about not looking like Chris Hemsworth.

THIS GUY: be born with no arms, swoop a hard 7, have two kids by her.

If you can’t muster the courage with a full set of limbs to approach a girl and say hi, try to imagine how much tougher it would be for you if you had to approach girls armless. There goes kino escalation! (aka surreptitious groping for you hollywood producers.) Then hang your head in shame that all you can muster are excuses about not looking like a male model as the reason why you’re alone and celibate.

GET OUTTA HERE WIT DAT NOIZE

Stupid self-confidence which defies expectation and prudence can take a man far. Be inspired by better men than yourself, rather than demoralized. And by inspired, I don’t mean by the universalist pabulum those men might write to explain their grace; I mean by what these men with two strikes against them do to score their hotties. Maybe it’s humor, or the fame of running a ministry, or a preternatural ability to emotionally connect with women, that is their secret. Or maybe it’s “DGAF what the world thinks of my armlessness” jerkboy charisma that women are wired to behold with starry eyes. Those lessons are hiding in plain sight; all you need to do is stop pulling the blinders over your eyes.

98 Responses to “Alpha Of The Month: Daniel Ritchie”

  1. He’s like a one man arm-y

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    • da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo says:

      Courting an American womenz generally costs an arm and a leg!! Or at least two arms! lzolzlzlzlozol

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    • da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo says:

      Excuse me miss, could you please zip my fly? Also what’s your numberz? I promise I’ll never masturabtez to yourz sisterz or motherz too! I may not be handy, but I’m quite lostas cocketyz!!! lzozzlzzo

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    • da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo says:

      we’ve all gots to play with the hand life dealt us zlzzozoz or nt lzzozozozo

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    • trav777 says:

      if this guy can do it, so can you.

      Stop being bitter and envious. Get busy living or get busy dying.

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      • Will says:

        Dude hearts is literally just got done saying that.
        And with more flair to boot.

        Trav is the guy at the party that tries to add on to somebody else’s joke after the whole room erupts.

        Just kidding, Trav has never been to a party.

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      • trav777 says:

        df did I just tell you? stop being bitter an envious

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      The other day, I j00gled pictures of “reverse cowgirl”, which looked pretty dadgum painful [if I understood it correctly].

      Anyway, what do you call the basic chick-on-top like what Sarah Conner did with Kyle Reese in order to create John Connor?

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        PRO-TIP for teh ladies: When you’re on top of your man, move your knees up so that they rest in his underarms.

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      • syonredux says:

        Never been with a girl who wants to be on top. In my experience, female preference is for man on top (the favorite of highly feminine ladies) or doggy
        (the fave for high dominance bitches; they get off on being dominated)….

        Of course, I’ve got both my arms, so all factors are not equal….

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      • Craig says:

        That’s cow girl. If you don’t believe me, just duckduckgo or startpage image search with the filters off.

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      • trav777 says:

        RC is good if you have another girl there that wants access to the fun

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      • Mistral says:

        >Anyway, what do you call the basic chick-on-top like what Sarah Conner did with Kyle Reese in order to create John Connor?

        “Sperminator”

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      • Bored housewive in Bogota called Esmeralda says:

        Since that flick I believe it has been called ‘The Terminator’.

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  2. Anon says:

    Alpha of all Time

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  3. plumpjack says:

    that’s a bro right there. amen.

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  4. Oswald Spengler says:

    First, you’ve got to get mad.

    I’m a human being, God damn it! My life has value!

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    • HungarianPatriot says:

      Sort of off topic but not really; realizingyour life has value goes hand in hand with ditching people who don’t/can’t respect that value. I just told my best friend of several years that I can’t hang out with him anymore. He’s an awesome guy overall but what I left out was I can’t hang with him because he’s a hopeless drug addict and he’s gonna drag my life down with his.

      No homo but it hurt more than dumping any girl I’ve ever been with. But if the people if your life can’t get their shit together you gotta let them go; 9 times out of 10 they’re gonna drag you down instead of you pulling them up, especially if you have a shared history of fucking up.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      “First, you’ve got to get mad.”

      GOOD G0D NO.

      No no no no no no no.

      First you’ve got to stop caring.

      And then you have to realize [pace PJ] that, from the point of view of The Red Queen, your pathetic little life has no value [per se] whatsoever.

      Only once you’ve jettisoned all of the arrogance & vanity & pride & pretensions [and all of the rest of the horsesh!t polluting your soul] can you finally start putting things back together in a meaningful way.

      That Dark Place can’t even be bothered to laugh at your anger.

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      • HungarianPatriot says:

        You’re splitting hairs CO, the message the guy has is good; sticking your head out the window and yelling that IS a way of showing you don’t give a fuck anymore. A moderate manifestation of a berserker rage.

        The Red Queen (by that I guess you mean the Tribe but the sad truth is this goes way deeper than the Tribe or even the Sanhedrin) doesn’t give a fuck either way but anger is more likely to inspire you to action than apathy. For some the Dark Place is a place of anger.

        I’m not trying to sound like that CIA-plant Ryu encouraging people to get themselves locked up; the battle is primarily spiritual not phyiscal. But anger is necessary.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        “the Dark Place is a place of anger… the battle is primarily spiritual…”

        Dude.

        That Dark Place is a place of NOTHING.

        Going to That Dark Place is the ultimate spiritual battle.

        It’s your pathetic little immortal soul standing opposite the entire vast, infinite abyss of empty purposeless nihilism.

        It’s you versus The Void.

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      • HungarianPatriot says:

        @CO With my main man Jesus that Void looks like a little bitch. We’re gonna take his lunch money. 😉

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        And just Who What is your main man Jesus?

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      • HungarianPatriot says:

        @CO

        Haha I can’t fucking explain that. It’s a personal thing man.

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      • HungarianPatriot says:

        @CO

        Suffice to say when I was a lil kid I had a dream with him walking in a garden. I don’t even remember his face but I knew it was him.

        Much later, when I was at my lowest point I saw one of them in my dream too. That face I remember. It was the anthitesis of him. In every way the first dream made me feel loved and protected, the second made me feel the opposite. Like not even scared for my life it was a way deeper fear I woke up in a puddle of sweat crying. It’s the only time I remember being really afraid.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        @HP

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  5. cortesar says:

    Physiognomy is everything
    Applies to both them and hopefully to their child

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  6. Mr Meaner says:

    Are the incels complaining about not being able to get a steady girlfriend, or not being able to get casual sex, or both?

    I only ask because they’re two different problems. Plenty of dudes aren’t Chad Thundercock but still manage to snag a reasonably attractive broad as a steady girlfriend. Women at a certain stage in their life prize male comitmment above a lot of other factors.

    [CH: many betas complain, justifiably, about not getting a whack at prime nubility poon. sure women value commitment….from alphas, or from betas when the women are older and less sexually desirable.]

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    • They can’t get either. Because they are weak. Not even necessarily physically but mentally they just don’t have the fortwithal to make relationships with females. So they resort to Reddit to circle-jerk in their negative reinforcement and drag each other down. For some it’s drugs, for some it’s disorders like depression/anorexia, for some it’s inceldom but if you can’t find friends that inspire you it’s better to have no friends at all.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        I don’t know what things are like in Hungary, but here in the USA, for most of them it would be having been RAISED BY A SINGLE MOTHER.

        There is a special place in he11 for dudes who abandon their little boys.

        Especially in this day & age of the Frankfurt School’s relentless totalitarian scorched-earth War Against [White] Boys.

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      • plumpjack says:

        the women are weak too. that is the problem.

        yes, they are sexually liberated and empowered and can fuck/not fuck whoever they choose to and can kill/not kill whoever’s fetuses they choose too. it is an awesome power, but take that power away (which they only have because as a society we’ve allowed them to have it) and you have a terrified, insecure little girl. you have a person who is incapable of making decisions and shaping a future for herself.

        if she was truly strong she could take that power and actually choose the guy she wants and create the life she wants, but that’s generally not what happens. what generally happens is that she gets overwhelmed with the power she has and screws everything up.

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      • HungarianPatriot says:

        @CO Nogs get raised by single moms regularly and don’t turn into incels. Sure, they becomee delinquent fuck-ups that throw their lives away but NOT incels.

        What this would suggest is that single-mummery is in fact a contributor but not the sole source of the problem. There is something deeper going on here. I personally blame contamination of food/water and plastics that fuck up hormones, combined with single mummery and just plain shit luck in the genetic lottery. My mom would’ve raised me to be a good-boy beta fuck and if it were up to her I’d be a virgin right now. This applies to most men’s moms; they unwittingly fuck their sons over whether they want to or not. It’s why a woman should have no say in a boys upbringing after he’s done shitting in diapers. In my case I was just lucky enough to be born a dickheaf with high-T levels that shook off her bullshit. To this day she loves/hates me.

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      • Cracker says:

        good point HP

        would like to see CH do a write up on why we do see differences between sons of black single moms versus white single moms with regard to the incel issue

        my guess is single black moms don’t try to feminize their boys as much as white single moms do.

        i’m thinking it’s because society still tolerates/glamorizes the player/lady’s man idea when it comes to blacks but it’s considered a no no for white men

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      • PA says:

        There are many variables that aren’t the same across the races.

        White sons of single moms become incels because: they have human standards and try to date the (picky) White girls; they are socially atomized and helicopter-parented; fatherlessness cuts them off from formative life force.

        Blacks sons of single moms go after ghetto black girls, who are not known to be chaste or choosy; they run with packs of other black boys; as a race, they don’t rely on fatherhood for mentoring or confidence.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        You guys have got to stop WTFE you’re doing and go read “Sympathy for the Incel.”

        It’s gut-wrenching.

        https://www.thedailybeast.com/sympathy-for-the-incel

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      • trav777 says:

        ugh…that incel article was painful from a lot of directions.

        The solution to all of their problems is violence. Male shit. What is more MANLY than violence?

        A dude bullies you, hit him. A bitch bullies you, hit her. Men haven’t suffered the tongue of a harpie like this throughout history.

        These incels have boxed themselves into an orthodoxy of victimhood. Wearing virginity like a crown and an end unto itself. They just wanna have a community, so whatever shit they have to endure to get there.

        Bunch of losers in the truest sense. But so was the bitch doing the interview. No real solutions.

        If they grouped up and started wrecking shit they’d be dripping in pussy. They should convert to islam and get license to smack a ho.

        You let women off the leash and in less than 100 years they wreck your entire civilization.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        “These incels have boxed themselves into an orthodoxy of victimhood.”

        Which is what happens when White boyz are abandoned by their fathers, left alone with single mothers, and edumakated courtesy of The Frankfurt School.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        HP: “My mom would’ve raised me to be a good-boy beta fuck and if it were up to her I’d be a virgin right now… To this day she loves/hates me.”

        As I was saying to mendo the other day, Momzzzezzezes have Hamsters just like all chicks.

        And The Hamster is forever probing relentlessly in search of weakness.

        Mothers are disgusted at the slightest signs of weakness in their sons, and their Hamsters are constantly probing via Passive-Aggressive horsesh!t to try to tease out even the slightest hint of weakness in a boy.

        And the worst of the Mothers will become so repulsed by their sons’ weakness es that they will use their Passive-Aggressive poison to drive their poor boys straight to su!cide.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Anyway, as I was saying to mendo the other day, so much of growing up and becoming the Man you were meant to be is in throwing off the chains of your M0ther’s Passive Aggressive Poison and setting yourself free of it once and for all.

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      • frank632 says:

        Some guys have legit mental disorders that need treatment not being made fun of. People will sympathize and empathize with you if you have a heart attack or cancer, but will make you a pariah if you have mental illness or mental disorders.

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    • Ironsides says:

      The thing that i don’t understand about incels is…

      … are they incapable of hiring wh0res? It ain’t rocket surgery. Presumably, some of them have jobs. What the hell is keeping them from using the outlet of the loser in the sexual marketplace from time immemorial?

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      • HungarianPatriot says:

        Cuz many of them have this inflanted sense of ego, like Eliott Rodger they feel like the world owes them something. So of course an honest working girl would be far beneath our esteemed Gentlesirs. No they want the pedestalized pussy of some HB7 that probably had more raw cocks in her than your friendly neighbourhood streetwalker. Many have pity for incels but I have none, these are truly unpleasant people (and not in the way that makes vajenes moist).

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      • plumpjack says:

        the fact that it’s illegal in every state except Nevada might have something to do with it. I’m guessing incel types probably score fairly low on the risk-taking index.

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      • trav777 says:

        bc that’s EXPLOITATION of precious womynz or something like that. Or maybe they don’t have jobs, who knows?

        Repulsive dudes, you’re right, have been calling whores for millennia.

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      • anonymous says:

        well thanks to FOSTA/SESTA and the seziure of Backpage that’s no longer an option.

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    • martin says:

      I am sure they would take either, but the smaller problem is just meeting a woman which they say they can’t do. I think they do trap themselves in victimhood by either blaming feminism or that they don’t look like models. What was Elliot Rodgers’s excuse again? I think he blamed women for liking other men but never attempted to put himself out there or be likable like other men. That said, I think feminism has created a hurdle for men. I don’t think it is legitimate to say getting past it is impossible but I think feminism has made it so that men have a much more difficult time getting the status and confidence they need to attract women. Prestigious jobs are given to women that men would have, women are paid more to prevent sexism accusations, male sexual desire is vilified, men with low status are routinely mocked by feminists, confusing messages about what women want are spread around, women are encouraged to be nasty towards men, and they are encouraged to be massively promiscuous which hasn’t distributed sex evenly. These are all serious obstacles. They can be overcome but it’s not a normal situation so the incels do have somewhat of a point.

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      • trav777 says:

        ER did they shit they TOLD him to do.

        Nobody told him he needed to do hard shit or interesting shit and do it for himself, aka be a man. He had a white dad; how’d that turn out?

        The incel in the article posted hit the nail on the head- “man up” while telling you men are the problem and are evil. Women can do no wrong, they’re “untouchable.” This is the narrative of our society.

        Have a conversation with a woman some time and talk to her about how bad women are, but not in that way, just broach the sugar and spice and everything nice and go from there. She will *resist* admission of her sex’s fault in anything. Just like blacks do when the reality is they are murder and rape machines.

        You WILL NOT get ANY woman to accept anything even APPROACHING 50% of the blame as a result of their per capita population share. No way. It’s all someone else, some other group, usually white males. You cannot, in the general sense, get a woman to accept reason. This is *why* violence was used to force women to conform throughout history.

        You have incel white males who can’t get laid and who get violent and withdrawn but…it’s not the fault of women…nope! It’s white males again who are to blame for white males. And womyn will have no sympathy whatsoever for these people and will bully them incessantly.

        But I guarantee they would stop if punched in the mouth. The incel in the article got his dick laughed at by the only girl who ever fucked him and he says she tried to run him over with her car. Why does she still have all her teeth? She was subconsciously begging to be put in her place- they all are.

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      • Ironsides says:

        Yes, they’re programmed to submit to domination, basically. In the absence of said domination, they’ll act worse and worse in an effort to trigger it.

        The problem is that society now treats women like free white men. You can usually persuade white guys to do something if you can show good (or apparently good) reasons for it.

        So our society assumes that women will pair up with men and create stable families as long as the guys are willing to do the same, because it’s reasonable. The corollary of this is that if the women doesn’t stick with the guy, it must mean it was because he was UNREASONABLE — because, again, white guys will quit cooperating with someone who is a complete a**hole, idiot, or pointlessly tyrannical pr1ck, and society is treating women as if they were white guys.

        In fact, human nature is the opposite. Women want an unreasonable complete a**hole and pointlessly tyrannical pr1ck because it demonstrates the kind of fitness they’re programmed to look for. Being reasonable with them causes repulsion.

        So, guys are propagandized massively to approach women reasonably. The brawds hate it and cr@p on them, and the reflexive, societally approved response is for the guy to assume he wasn’t reasonable ENOUGH and become yet more mild-mannered, obliging, and sensitive, which sends his value to the wahmen into the pits.

        It’s a rather insidious piece of brainwashing because it centers on doing something that women hate — being reasonable and obliging towards them — AND, as a corrective for failure, recommends doing even MORE of what wahmen hate. When caught in the loop with nothing but general society feedback (insanity) to go by, guys can easily go into a spiral of trying to get more and more reasonable and meek because that’s supposed to be the winning strategy.

        At the bottom, we have the hate-filled and despair-filled incel, who realizes the failure of their strategy but is completely mentally walled off from any other solution, and therefore has nowhere to go.

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    • Les Saunders, Protestant says:

      Last year, I wrote a long poast which was featured in an article, about a long time friend of mine who couldn’t and can’t get laid to save his life. Not having spoke to him in years, I imagine he is an incel now, living in his parents’ home, taking the train to work, and living the grinding life of an incel. There’re many more men, far less attractive than him, banging good-looking womyn. Just banging anything in fact. In four years of living with the dude, I don’t think he got laid once. With him, it’s all psychological.

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  7. Rick Derris says:

    This guy kicks ass. Good for him!

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  8. Rick Derris says:

    And to think: even with two hands all John Scalzi can do is type out snarky garbage and rip off story ideas from much better authors. Oh, and bench press less than his daughter.

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  9. Goody says:

    He owns a ferrari, jus kidding. He does have that determined physiognomy look of a fun guy that takes no bs. Either way give his sweatie a high 8 especially with whats out there today. Always glad to see a truly happy family.

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  10. Nads says:

    With respect to Captain obvious- he found her and he put buns in the oven.

    And his condition is one of a very few to excuse his beard.

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    • Will says:

      Shaving with your feet must be a bitch!

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      N, speaking of nads, this dude has larger nads than 75% or moar of the keyboard warrioring incel ph@ggots in the Alt-Right.

      If the totality of the Alt-Right had nads as large as this dude, then all of the 6:30PM newscasts in this country would have “The Ride of the Valkyries” as their theme music.

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    • And he doesn’t need to change the baby, put it too sleep et cetera. Short of dating a deaf chick I can’t see any short comings. Also a dude with no arms, reminds me of Barney Stinson tending to be blind picking up girls in an art gallery. Because he wanted to soak up the beaty in the world before he went completely blind.

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  11. bigjohn33 says:

    Maybe no fap is the way to go after all.

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  12. ApexAlpha says:

    This is an inspiring post. Thanks for the positive information.

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  13. ApexAlpha says:

    How does he fuck his bitch

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  14. K Young says:

    There goes kino escalation… lol

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  15. rocko says:

    As long as his stump in between his legs works..

    But in all seriousness, she’s an average gal as far as prettiness goes, but she does seem to make up for it by being pleasant and charming.

    And just looks at the top photo. The way BOTH lean into each other. Even assuming this was staged by the photographer, there is still a sense of love and affection between them.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      But in all seriousness, she’s an average gal as far as prettiness goes,

      Mister, I admire your idea of ‘average’.

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  16. Anonymous says:

    Dat’s ballz.

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  17. gunslingergregi says:

    i guess moral to story is cut off your arms he he he

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    • Scanman says:

      “We’re seeing more professional women who sort of basically have impressive lifestyle resumes and we’re not really seeing men matching that.”

      “Professional” women who don’t understand math. Lolz… I guess the truth is that some percentage of them could understand it if it was explained to them but 100% of them wouldn’t want to understand it, so the just pretend not to.

      Clown world shit.

      Until a good 20% refuse to pretend and play along, we’re all Sweden bound.

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    • trav777 says:

      What an ugly article…this woman is having IVF to have a kid…WHY?

      JFC how self-absorbed.

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      • oink says:

        gs-trav, taking the Name of the Lord in vain.

        how unsurprising.

        btw, do you have those radiation exposure calculations for Massa’s whole body backscatter radiation scanners?

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  18. Greg Eliot says:

    So much for that “do you even lift, bro?” meme, amirite? 😉

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  19. long dong silver says:

    He has the benefit of infinite no fap

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  20. Hackett To Bits says:

    Incels will still find a way to complain that he was not a Supreme Gentleman…

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  21. walawala says:

    Reminds me, what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.

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  22. Greg Eliot says:

    May I assume he considers any 2A rights a moot point?

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  23. Tilikum says:

    This is basically black guy game.

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    • Hitler is our pal says:

      This. It’s like nigs saying why won’t you date a black guy? You rayciss? Armless guy probably never had a hard rejection in his life. In our dysgenic society, he’s probably gotten nothing but positive reinforcement his whole life.

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  24. Paper Man says:

    He depends entirely on another person for sexual pleasure. He probably realized that if he didn’t develop the personality to snag an attractive woman he’d have a case of literal lifelong blue balls. Hard times create strong men and all that.

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  25. itsme says:

    he still manages to grab da poosy

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  26. Anonymous says:

    Impressive. I wonder what his dating history is/was like. Was he a situational alpha in some setting?

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  27. Reading the article it sounds like she adopted a cripple, instead of starving African orphans. At least she won’t get raped and murdered.

    [CH: well, of all the adoptees she could have chosen, she chose him (and had two kids with him). therefore, he has game.]

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  28. You guys know he’s a big churchian, right? Gives all credit to his faith in Christ, etc. Chase it down…………

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