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Subcellular Shit Tests

Women shit test even when they aren’t thinking about it.

Women’s bodies BLOCK weak sperm by creating a ‘bottleneck’ in the uterus where stronger swimmers force their way through

The female reproductive tract is cleverly shaped to weed out weak sperm.

That’s the claim made by scientists at New York’s Cornell University, who say a series of ‘pinch points’ – such as a narrowing between the uterus and fallopian tubes – is the biological equivalent of an assault course.

As a result, only the strongest sperm cells can push their way through the bottleneck to reach the egg, creating a quality control process for fertilisation.

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This adds further weight to the suggestion that the female body undertakes a selection process, rather than conception being random.

A shit test is basically a filter for men with alpha attitudes. Even at the level of the uterine tract, women are filtering the beta sperms from the ZFG sperms.

It would be interesting to know if this sperm selection process applies to extra-pair ejaculate competition as well as to single dose ejaculate.

257 Responses to “Subcellular Shit Tests”

  1. Paracelsus says:

    You want to learn how to pass a shit test? Drill this scene into your brain.

    “What makes you think I want to hear you talk.”

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  2. Lichthof says:

    (Aside) not one shitlib outlet is running the AOC financial scandal

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  3. I highly recommend this book: https://www.amazon.com/Sperm-Wars-Infidelity-Conflict-Bedroom-ebook/dp/B0046A8SEU for CH and his readers.

    written by an evolutionary psychologist, consists of a series of short fictions illustrating some aspect of human sexuality and then followed by an essay how this arose from evolutionary psychology with citations. Particularly with reference to behaviors evolved by sperm wars in which two men’s sperm compete in utero, said to be a significant fraction of the time.

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  4. – it begs the question, which came first, the Beta or the weakling sperm?

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  5. KingofQueans says:

    Good poast. Many of us understand how important it is to evaluate and act on various ‘tells’ in the sexual marketplace.  This ranges from the slut signs (black glasses for cosmetic purposes, tattoos, travelling abroad, etc) all the way down to how a woman acts around certain men.  Although ‘Alpha’ and ‘Beta’ tells from a woman vary depending on context, there is one that never fails to reveal the truth regarding where you stand with her within AF/BB:

    Your splooge.

    Yes indeed.  Many-o-betas new to game want to know desperately what is going on:

    “She never let’s me have sex raw.”

    “Why won’t she swallow when giving me a blowjob?”

    “She wants me to tell her when I’m about to cum to avoid it getting on her.”

    Or any chick that has ever exclaimed EEWWWWW when you busted on/in her.

    No matter how well these men may have made her laugh, got her excited playing the fucking guitar, or have even been nice and taken her out for dinner and helped pay her bills…at the core foundation of physical attractiveness and SMV, she doesn’t want anything to do with their inferior seed.

    Beta blow–>danger to genetic lineage–>no sexy sons–>no continuance of family–>lonely old wannabe grandma–>shitting her Tena pads  in the nursing home while fatass nurses swipe tinder on the Chads she used to fuck.

    If the man in question had any genetic mate value (ergo having sex in the first place, Alpha Fucks) and was a ‘catch’ for this reason, that woman would:

    – Never even bring up the condom

    – Want you to finish inside

    – Swallow

    – Smile with eyes open when you give her a facial

    – Lick up every drop of your baby gravy afterwards

    Now to all the naysayers who may think ‘well she could still want to preggo trap you if you’re rich so it’s not always AF,’ you’re only half-right, because quite often the said woman who ‘all of a sudden’ wants you to cum in her or ‘forgets’ her birth control ALREADY got pumped full of Chads cum very recently  (see girls night out) and she is trying to dupe that beta male into thinking he’s finally getting his dream.  ♬Wow, I’m a Real Man Now!♬ (Pull-ups diaper commercial music)

    Women absolutely despise beta cum, because afterall it’s really just regurgitated breastmilk and Similac from their single mommies swimming around in their partially-dropped peach testies.  Suggesting that she should swallow that beta’s load is as offensive as telling an Anglo-cucked globohomo soyim male living in Manhattan Jooyork that he should drink Budweiser out of a can and smoke Marlboro Red 100s.  It just ain’t happenin.

    So next time you think some chick ‘is so into you’ or ‘she says she loves me’ but m’laday still tryeth to dodge ze cumshootz, hurrdurrrr ye’ dun goofed bro. Watch what she does, don’t listen to what she says. You’re her betabux..

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    • markgm28 says:

      You’re right about rawdogging/ creampieing, but facials/ swallowing might have more variance since they don’t cause conception

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    • LB says:

      To your point, I watched Forrest Gump recently for the first time in decades. That slut Jenny was already pregnant when she came home and fucked ‘tard Forrest for his beta bux.

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      • Bucky says:

        This makes sense actually. How could the boy turn out smart otherwise? Dope addled mom plus Forrest G’s DNA would produce a short bus window licker for sure.

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    • FastEddie says:

      I can’t believe there are guys out there on this board who raw-dog these hoez.

      I’m the one who insists on safety.

      Learned my lesson about 10 years ago. Turns out I’m not invincible. Yay for me. I’m so alpha, picking up a 22 yo nurse and banging her in the pool where she was house-sitting.

      A week later I was in the worst pain of my life. Remember Tom Hanks in the Green Mile? It was like that. Horrific UTI. The irony is I fought off her friend so I could bang the one I wanted.

      Never again. You guys do what you want. I stay safe out there. I can’t believe guys don’t have more horror stories given all the cheerleading of “alpha raw-dog or bust.”

      Glad you’re all my bros.
      FE

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        If i didnt get Aids
        Nothing to worry bout
        That cant be cured
        Oh wait mersa lol
        But yea

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Get checked every 4 months or so

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Its all lies for the fag overthinkung white christians
        To not reproduce just like jesus

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      • Bucky says:

        I always assume that she is a closet burner until proven otherwise. Herp, Hep, the Hivver…all solid assumptions when conquering new territory

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      • Corinth Arkadin says:

        FE, that’s a rookie mistake I never made.

        She must have been hot tho to take such a gamble.

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      • FastEddie says:

        @CA
        Not hot enough. That I can tell ya.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Gunny, the n!g-n0gs are now passing around a strain of gonorrhea [still largely amongst themselves] which is d@mned near resistant to all known antibiotics.

        SRSLY.

        Never dip it in a n!g-n0ggette nor in a mudshark.

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Yea cap i forgot bout herpes
        Too
        And the pregnant bitch was perfect willing to fuck
        Even after telling me She had herp

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      • Dr.Benway says:

        Boomers never used rubbers and never caught anything.
        Stay away from those dirty bed pan cleaners.
        You would think that the chlorine in the pool would have killed any bacteria.It had to be on your dick and pushed into her.

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        The other diversity tax
        How fucking wonderfull

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      • I’ve done my share of stupid shit. Fortunately never caught anything.

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      • Silent Bob says:

        Hey “Dr” Benway:

        The Boomers were largely able to have all their free love with minimal risk because the generations before them had acted responsibly, and thus the proliferation of STDs was relatively low. The Boomers, with their “sexual revolution” changed sexual mores to the point where the number of sexual partners went from an average of perhaps 2 in a lifetime (at least among women) to 10,20 or more. Due to this revolution, the rate of STDs, which might have been 1/100 in the 1950s, is now something like 1/5.

        The rules have changed, and any comparisons to older generations is a waste of time.

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      • Dr. trav777 says:

        I do…maybe the bitches I fuck are cleaner?

        Lately bitches are telling me I’m too intimidating…has happened with like 4 bitches in the past week or two. One straight out was like basically I am out of her league. Doesn’t wanna meet, says, (quote), “I mean, like you’re so incredibly bad-ass it’s daunting”

        I appear to have priced myself out of all but the top shelf here. Must be the beard I’ve been sporting since I got too lazy to shave awhile ago. This hot 24 yo who is actually cute af was sayin the same thing on a whatsapp call last night…she’s intimidated and very nervous. Had kickbox student chicks say the same thing. bitches are fing stupid

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      • FastEddie says:

        @Travvy trav

        Can confirm (before some other posters call BS.) Shoots the whole “chicks only want alphas” model to hell. I wrote a while back about how all this “alpha” talk doesn’t apply anymore.

        The fastest growing demo of the modern broad is the one who actively AVOIDS “alpha males.” They like having a guy they can control. Like being the less-invested party in the relationship. The list goes on. (For anyone who lives in libtardtropolis this also partially explains mud sharking. Nigs worship White broads like you wouldn’t believe.)

        So, it’s not surprising to me you have (especially younger) broads DISqualifying you for “alpha” qualities.

        By and large, it makes them unhappy. But I have seen plenty of examples of perfectly content broads in these situations as well.

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    • Black glasses?

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      • Dr.Benway says:

        Hey Silent Bob,
        I wouldn’t believe any self reported statistics, especially from females.
        Females lose their virginity at about 16 whether today or a 100 years ago.
        Most of those old statistics don’t add up and the past was even worse than today it’s just that they kept things more hidden.

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    • What about traveling abroad with a male partner? How do you read that?

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        You srsly wanna make b@bies with Chad’s Alpha Widow?

        Better get p@ternity tests after the k!ds are b0rn.

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    • I think chicks will happily enslave a man once she’s ready for welfare. Gov is alpha enough. I get scared when she seems to be open for business before there was any spark. If I don’t see the M3 progression at all, it’s a turn off for me. I’m just plain scared at this point. Please, CW.

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  6. Would t the stronger Sperm just swim faster and harder anyway?

    This seems like a tautology.

    It’s like saying that a 2 mike obstacle course weeds out the slowest runner and then have that winner run 100 meters.

    What’s weak mean? Isn’t it just a measure against measure already?

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    • Nads says:

      strong = motility.

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    • Mr Meener says:

      well strong jism don’t make strong men if you look at all the slack jawed candy asses that are around

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    • plumpjack says:

      exactly. how are they measuring “weakness”? are they having the sperm do push-ups?

      do all sperm have the same designated function? do some sperm automatically take on a sacrificial or helper role? do we know whether the “weaker” sperm actually have “weaker” DNA, or whether the “stronger” sperm actually have “stronger” DNA. so many questions.

      sure, men AND women would love it if they could choose the “strongest” sperm out of the 100 million swimming around up there, but at the very least there’s a lot of luck and randomness involved.

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        I know more of my sperm got bigger heads than most lol
        Look at the big brain on Brad lol
        Headbutting other sperm to death and shit he he he

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      • Dr.Benway says:

        They do it the Greek way and the 2 best fighters decide. No point in all of these guys dying here.
        Ok punk, meet me down at McBurney’s point and we’ll have this out man to man :o)

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    • The rule in academia is: Publish or perish. Evo pysche is a fresh field to plow. We know that the PC bias has consequences.

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  7. Captain John Charity Spring MA says:

    Fighting and Fucking been the name of the game since Eden

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  8. snarkwolf says:

    It would be interesting to know if this sperm selection process applies to extra-pair ejaculate competition as well as to single dose ejaculate.”
    Probably. It has been known for some years that most sperm is infertile, but serve as honor guards for the few percent that are fertile. And they recognize each other based om more shared DNA/RNA than two random sperms from different men.

    So it is not only the best sperm, but the sperm that is backed up by the better and/or larger army.

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    • Captain John Charity Spring MA says:

      A good point. Some sperm block and tackle as it were.

      In a sense the miracle of the individual person resulting from fertilization is a sub-Darwinian struggle of fittest.

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  9. markgm28 says:

    Not sure ZFG is best way to describe strong swimming sperm

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      They’re racing against millions of their BROTHERS.

      And Mr Nice Guy always finishes DEAD LAST.

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      • Bucky says:

        Well at least Mr. Nice Guy is swimming in poosey and that’s more than I can say about myself at the moment

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Go to That Dark Place.

        STOP CARING.

        Be the L’il Swimmer who beats out all his broz for The Prize.

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Fuck yea
        Wife attacks me every day
        Laugh every day too though
        I don’t talk to her bout politics or beating Jesus lol
        Keep it to base level of fart jokes
        And noises and shit
        Laughing our asses off
        Faces whatever
        Singing
        Holding her tight
        She kissed me pulls away
        I grunt
        She kissed again
        I grunt
        Repeater She starts laughing
        Repeat quasi mad laughing
        Take it past limit
        She longer standing but lying
        Down next to me happy

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      • Bucky says:

        My swimmers are in a dark place

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        She definitely brings out my Playfull side
        And protective

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      • markgm28 says:

        A truly ZFG sperm would be like, “I don’t GAF about hustling through the cervix, uterus, and the Fallopian tube, that egg can come to me.” Sperm from the same army are nice guys to each other: the blockers and tacklers clear the way for the fertilizers. If there are sperm from a different army present, each army gets butthurt and does GAF about c0ckblocking the other army.
        Do you think the winners of the Boston marathon are all ZFG alpha? No, they are try-hard skinnys who usually treat their non-related competitors with sportsmanship. Labor intensive racing is not a ZFG game.

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  10. Trying something out… A girl who likes snapchatting me nudes but has been flaky on hanging out. So i just asked “would you still want to be friends if i got into a relationship?”

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    • Dome Beers says:

      lol. I dunno if I like the move, I don’t know if I don’t like it. Maybe it’s the phrasing I don’t like. I like the attempt at jealousy plotline building tho. The execution seems a little off though, curious as to thoughts of others on here, how do you guys see it.

      What did she say?

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    • Bucky says:

      Stop validating the attention hore on snapchit.

      If you feel you must respond, make fun of her or something in the background.

      Her: *looksatme* sexy pic

      You: daamnn girl…those are some huge feet. What size shoe do you wear?

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      • Dome Beers says:

        Comment on something in the background is what I usually do.

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      • Bucky says:

        DB:
        “what’s with that mole” but don’t identify where. Skip right past the response if asked “where, what mole?”, move to next topic.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      >>>>> “would you still want to be friends if i got into a relationship?”

      The problem with your approach lies in the final character which you typed: “?”

      Betas ask questions.

      Alphas issue commands.

      You need to rework the entire script, moving it out of a passive frame of mind, and into an active frame of mind, so that your little story involves her being required to do something in order to please you [her master].

      That’s not easy, BTW – you’re gonna hafta flip your whole psyche inside out and start looking at M/F interactions in a completely different light.

      And when you finally meet IRL, you gotta keep up the master/servant frame of mind – if you show the slightest hint of Mr Nice Guy, her Hamster will immediately sniff the stench of Fake Alpha on you, and she will turn and run away in disgust.

      Apparently that part – faking it til you make it – is utterly psychologically debilitating for the newbies [the stress of being on pins & needles for hours at a time, trying as hard as possible to pretend to be something which you are not].

      It would help so much if you had already been to That Dark Place, and had STOPPED CARING.

      PS: Lose the subjunctive “if”. The bottom 99.999999999% of all chicks can’t do the subjunctive. It flies right over their heads.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        SUBJUNCTIVE: “Would you still want to be friends if i got into a relationship?”

        ACTIVE: “I gotta warn you, there’s this b!tch at school, and we’ve done a couple of things in the daytime, and she’s been rubbing her b00bs up against me, and yesterday she gave me a big hug when we said goodbye and she kinda grinded just a little downstairs. Anyway, the point is that we’re going out on our first actual date tomorrow night, and we’ll be at an establishment which serves liquor, so I’ll probably end up b@nging her tomorrow night. Just wanted to give you a heads up. ttyl.”

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      • Dome Beers says:

        I agree with the Captain, but additional to that, my problem with the line is that it is too telegraphed. Like, you can’t be so obvious about trying to get the girl jealous, because that comes off badly too.

        I don’t know the context in which the line was delivered, maybe it flowed, but from 30,000 feet away it looks like “Hey Girl-I-Like, my canadian girlfriend, who you can’t meet, also likes me”. The girl will roll her eyes.

        I had similar situation, girl would send me nudes and then never want to hang out. Now I take shit like that as a thirst trap, but at the time I had no idea what was up. Try sending back ‘respect’ to the nude (classical reference). What I did was just accept that I wasn’t fucking the girl and stopped communicating with her. She’d send a nude and I wouldn’t send a message back. About a year after I stopped talking to her, she texted me out of the blue, wanting to ‘hang out’. YMMV.

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    • Bucky says:

      oh, I read it too quickly…you already asked her that. I see you’re are angling for the preselection route.

      I think a better angel would have been (if you can go back in time):

      “Can I show these pics to my side piece?”

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      • Dome Beers says:

        That’s a great line, in general, to send back to a nude. Stealing that one.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        BETAS ask questions: “Can I show these pics to my side piece?”

        ALPHAS issue commands: “Showed your pics to muh side piece. Made her wet as he11. Get your a$$ over here on Friday at 8PM; she wants to you meet you.”

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    • Gunslingergregi says:

      Get woman friends to hang at your crib
      Mass per selection
      The shit about hanging with bitch on periode
      Is fine if that bitch Will be in your house for another bitch to see

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Basically need to have enough bitches
        So when one comes to door
        And see the competition
        The E-motion about the
        Dauntinh task before them
        Males em cry

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        The more woman friends the better
        Network that shit
        Oh yea let me keep cold approaching
        When could have thousands of candidatee
        Through woman u didnt fuck
        But are friends with
        But really for kids
        Fuck all that and get virgin
        Not used up whores

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Do you really want some past dudes DNA
        That Chilling on the whore
        To be in your kid

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    • Her nudes are NOT the prize! If you feel higher value, the responses will be correct, to include lots of other things on your mind. Stay busy with other concerns. Don’t look for a single thing to do. Be a certain way over time. Women evaluate OVER TIME. I think you need more SMV. Would be better to open someone else I think than pursue this. Disinterest on your part will make or break per her vag tingles, and that’s exactly the best possible outcome. You are not in a committed relationship with her nudes. You are the alpha with the sex son sperm. You cum, you go. In other words, I think the focus should be on inner game and not outer technique or lines. I venture to guess she can see how spotty that is. Regardless, more field work is better results in every way. Now remember I am just a keyboard warrior afraid of government-controlled snatch and the economy.

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  11. whowantsgingersnaps says:

    When the wife and I decided to try for our first child, she said ‘this may take awhile once I’m off the pill, my periods have never been regular.’ I said to her, ‘It doesn’t matter, my guys don’t need an egg, just a warm place to settle in.’ She ended up pregnant in our first month.

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  12. Dome Beers says:

    OT: lesson for the young guys.

    Girl calls up sunday, begs me to hang out with her. Doesn’t just want to ‘hang out’ though. Wants me to take her out, spend the day, be a couple or some shit. So lots of guys may have fallen for this, it’s ‘free’ sex after all.

    Me, being a galaxy brain reader of the CH, smelled a trap a mile away. So I resisted, basically told her if she wanted to hang out she could uber over to my house and I only have a three hour window when I’m free today. She offered token resistance but then came over.

    Why am I telling you this? Because it was a trap; the bitch came over and she was on her rag. What a cunt. I got a blowjob and had her out of there.

    So just a reminder fella’s, game doesn’t just help you get girls, it helps you not get taken by girls.

    (And if this happens to you, remember to punish the behaviour. The fact the girl even tried this stunt implies my game got leaky somewhere (at least that’s what I took from it) so I’ll work on that, also she’s obviously now been relegated to ‘fuck buddy’ status and has no chance of getting out of that (ie no dates, ever), and I’m soft nexting her for at least a week.)

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  13. Bucky says:

    In other news, raycist tornado ravishes poor southern blaks. Last seen running east wearing a red hate and yelling this is MAGA country

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  14. Jack Archer says:

    Again, the comments in these threads chock full of cultural references provided by (((them))). In this case, links to Woody Allen and Jerry Seinfeld (so far). We use their comedy, their jokes, their images. Hey, why don’t we all just learn Hebrew and be done with it?

    Read the great books of western civilization. Seek out the Greeks, Romans, Florentines, Franks, Angles, Saxons, Bavarians, Rus, etc. Our patrimony is incredibly wide and deep… and yet we’re reduced to George Costanza as our shared experience. No wonder we obey (((their)) commands – we think in (((their))) terms.

    Now go spend more on your usurious credit cards and watch some porn, you good goys.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      ^^^^^KKK0mment of Forever.

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    • Jay in DC says:

      While I don’t disagree with you in theory, you have to separate the harsh reality from your idealized vision.

      Said another way, you are right, but also not right. They have ruled media especially TV & film for decades. You could try to dance around a direct reference like W.Allen or Seinfeld and go for something more obscure but at the end of the day there’d be a Tribal somewhere behind it.

      Scratch any production made in Hollyweird in the last 40 years and there is a Schlomo Shekelstein somewhere behind it. Producer, Director, Casting, whatever.

      So what you are asking for is nearly impossible isn’t it? The great books of western civilization are great when you want serious discourse about a topic. When you want to take the piss with a comical reference, pop culture does just fine.

      Standing the mirror chanting ‘Strength & Honor’ 100 times in a row to yourself to channel your inner warrior of antiquity doesn’t make you stronger. It just makes you self-serious and in some ways, part of the problem.

      The hardcore stone cold nearly humorless WN movement of the 80s and 90s did more to set us BACK then the SPLC or any (((hollywood))) endeavor by a large margin. The dailyst0rm3r’s biting and scathing vicious mockery and 4chans memetic killshots got a guy into the white house that wouldn’t have had a chance in 1000 years had we stuck to the stuffy old script of serius bizness.

      We are all wide awake here and understand how to separate message from messenger. It is a required skill if you want to navigate the Matrix and survive.

      tl;dr— Lighten up Francis, we all know who makes this shit.

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      • Jay in DC says:

        OT: On a related note re: Schlomo Shekelstein

        (((Adam Schiff))) is starting his House Inquisition Quest with some high powered former federal prosecutor named– wait for it… Daniel Goldman. It would be more funny if it wasn’t so incredibly predictable. They really are demonic entities in a very real sense of the word. Constantly agitating, disrupting, subverting. It is baked deeply into their DNA.

        https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/adam-schiff-hires-a-former-prosecutor-to-lead-the-trump-investigation

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        >>>>> “It is baked deeply into their DNA.”

        The Great Darwinian Petri Dish W@rs.

        Only one can survive.

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      • Major7 says:

        Damn fine comment, worthy of a CH poast. Or a comment catfight. Where do we draw the line between using cultural references and being too soft on the culture? Or the flip-side, that balance between avoiding them and being humorless or obscure.

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      • Major7 says:

        Personally, I think Seinfeld is ok, but Woody Allen is going way too far. Has there ever been a jewier little weirdo?

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      • Ironsides says:

        I disagree, Jay. We have to retake popular culture. That’s a lot more important than any of the useless political BS people worry about, and is the aspect of the mental landscape that the right tends to ignore totally.

        Popular culture shapes opinions. It’s ground that has to be retaken.

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      • Red says:

        Stop being a cuck. Just because (((they))) control Hollywood does not mean you have to worship obvious j ews like Allen and Sienfeld. Pick a non j ew comedian for fucks sake

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      • Les Saunders, Protestant says:

        Now that the mueller charade is over, and they didn’t find anything even remoatly close to a smoking gün as a pretext for impeachment, they are now onto the house committee and the blood-drinking schiff and nadler (once called Jerrold Waddler by fmr New York republican senator al d’amato).

        I read a few days ago that mueller is turning over thousands of documents to the southern district of New York da’s orifice for investigations into trump’s business dealings over the course of his entire career.

        They are now going to examine his entire life for any sort of financial improprieties in the hope of finding some grounds for impeachment, or, more likely criminal prosecution once he leaves office.

        Globohomo really, really wants Trump destroyed.

        If they are unsuccessful in this route, I fear McKinley’ing him will be their next resort.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Don’t joke about St William McKinley.

        After the DOTR, we will blast out (((Jefferson))) & (((Lincoln))) & T Roosevelt from Mt Rushmore, and replace them with Jackson & McKinley & Trump.

        Pray for the G0d Emperor.

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      • Publius says:

        The (((god emperor))) who protects (((Jared)))?

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      • baked georgia says:

        I think this orthodoxy of humorless is what makes the w.n. looks corny for so many years. “we can’t make no neutral reference whatsover. only be angry all the time.” but for some reason doing tattoos of 5w@5tik@ is ok?

        autistic teenagers on 4chan and andrew anglin did more to the scene in few months (during trump campaign) than stormf@gs and the like websites that are since the beggining of the internet!

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      • baked georgia says:

        hehehe I’ve said this before reading the full jay in dc comment

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Yea white dudes go prison
        They get shwastica
        Not for a joke in prison
        For protection
        And Whites who put them on jail
        With nogs think their predicament
        Hillarious

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Being the chief of the sinners in re pop culture reference shtick, I have to admit that,yes, we’re bombarded by Borscht Belt banalities 24/7 and it’s probably not the healthiest of mindsets in escaping the current malaise.

      Alas, though, when all I gots is lemons and I’m thirsty, I’m gonna make me some lemonade. 😉

      Bottom-line: he who laughs, lasts.

      And dem n1ggahs and kikes be funny sometimes, especially when dey’s takin’ the piss outta each other. 😉

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    • Dr.Benway says:

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    • Lichthof says:

      Had to go to a Barnes & Noble tonight for the first time in years. Jesus.
      Walk in and holox books staring at me listed as bestsellers (nothing about American soldiers)..kike names everywhere. …Silverstein…dr. seuss… then nig books ..empowering women books…

      Never again

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      • baked georgia says:

        yes, I was into a bookstore fews weeks ago. plenty of holox books, new edition of anne frank, many A.H. biographies etc all exposed like they’re best sellers (which I know they arent. never seen them other than the “why joomocracies die” in any best selling list)

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  15. George says:

    Why do soyboys, manginas and gays seem more prevalent??

    Why wouldn’t Darwin eliminate the defective gay gene altogether since they cannot reproduce?

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    • Ironsides says:

      I don’t believe that there is a “gay gene.” I think it’s all behaviorally programmed by fucked-up parents and/or a fucked-up mouse experiment society.

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      • Major7 says:

        I was gonna make a joke about somebody named Gene being gay, but I couldn’t find anyone famous, but I did find this O/T little gem:

        https://www.therichest.com/rich-list/most-influential/10-of-the-most-powerful-gay-men-in-history/

        10 of the Most Powerful Gay Men of All Time.

        #1 is Abraham Lincoln. Quote: “If we had to list all of Abraham Lincoln’s achievements on a single page, it would be impossible. You’re probably thinking, “But Abraham Lincoln wasn’t even gay!” Before thinking that, realize that in his early 20s, Lincoln shared a bed with a friend named Joshua Speeds.

        During this same time, Lincoln kept a journal, in which he described Speeds as “a streak of lavender, and spots soft as May violets.” Abraham Lincoln was the person who made the decision to fight to prevent the United States from splitting apart. Another major achievement that he was known for was issuing the Emancipation Proclamation, which was a strong starting point for freeing slaves in the United States.”

        I have no idea if that’s true, but it would explain a lot about King Lincoln. We know he was, in part, a [special person], and if he was gay as well, no wonder he destroyed our country.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        >>>>> “We know he was, in part, a [special person]”

        Do you have some URLs for this?

        [PS: Just had to clear out YOUR credentials in order to soft-anonymously reply to you…]

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      • Major7 says:

        Here’s one that addresses this. There’s controversy about it, yes, but the debate has been going on quietly for a long time:

        https://dnaconsultants.com/abraham-lincolns-jewish-roots/

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      • Major7 says:

        This one says no: http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=35

        If he was jewish, it was in his recent ancestry

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      • Major7 says:

        Like I said, Lincoln being jewish fits. Name, place of recent ancestry, a repair-the-world mentality, outstanding verbal ability, facial characteristics, ruthlessness, an overbearing wife, and he was a LAWYER.

        That last part was said in jest (mostly).

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        That Lincoln bullshit is just that… it was the poet Sandburg (himself suspect) who came up with that “streak of lavender/soft spots” allusion to the pair’s relationship, and of course, he never elaborated further.

        And then there was some kike named Kramer who claimed to have found some old papers in a store shared by Lincoln and his friend with lurid details, but those alleged papers remain in a “private collection” and every åuthority worth their salt have called it a hoax.

        It was not unusual, in cold small cabins during winters, for folks to share a bed platonically during those times. All these innuendos are just the usual Ghey Mafia agenda agitprop, as we’ve seen with so many other famous personages, in the attempt to normalize their swineries to the general populace.

        Congrats on giving legs to this folderol. Let’s just keep losing.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • Major7 says:

        Come on, man, let me have my folderol, it’s fun

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      • Major7 says:

        If calling Abraham Lincoln a jewfag makes me a loser, I don’t wanna win.

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      • Major7 says:

        Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all handsome, sweaty mens is created equal, mmmm hmmmm.

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      • Dr.Benway says:

        Or not genetic and the result of stresses in the womb. Like fingerprints.
        Now, I would give you my explanation of what causes same sex attraction but it would be too long and not likely to be understood here.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        I’ll give ya the jew part… but this “everyone in the past was ghey” agitprop, in order to excuse today’s sodomites, cribbles mah risibility.

        Especially when even falser disinfo is disseminated, like that “he wrote in his journal” horseshit.

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      • Silent Bob says:

        So nobody here has ever read Moby Dick? Right in the beginning of the f*cking book, Ishmael has to share a bed with Queequeg because the rooms at the inn were rented out that way (for poor folk). Sharing a bed with another man didn’t make Lincoln, or any of the other men of old, a faggot. Suspending Habeus Corpus and invading the South made him a faggot though (hahaha).

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      • Major7 says:

        Silent Bob, I’m glad you spoke up, an outstanding komment

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      • Zeta male pondscum says:

        Lincoln wasn’t gay. It was not unusual for men to share a bed when mattresses were an expensive rarity. More importantly it wasn’t an issue because with few g@ys in society the chances of mis-signalling between men was rare. Just like having an attractive woman around can poison cooperation between a group of men, having poofty sodomites around can poison Male bonding rituals, and the interpersonal signalling between men.

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    • Samuel Skinner says:

      Because T is down. T is down because of lost dominance fights (the state and media crushing down on white men).

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      • Dr.Benway says:

        How do you know T is down? The actual number means nothing and is just a normal range found in men and only a fluctuation from your own individual norm either up or down would be noticeable in how you feel.
        Where’s the data? Few men have ever been tested so how would you know what averages were in 1960 compared to today?
        How many on here have even had lab work done? They’ve only been studying this since around 1950 and I know of no large scale studies(like army recruits) where you could compare levels over a few generations.

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      • Dr. trav777 says:

        In my expert medical opinion as another DOCTOR, I concur with Bengay

        there’s simply no way to know you have Low T, because such a thing couldn’t possibly exist and even if it did, it’s far too unorthodox and nonconformist to do anything about it!

        Listen to us medical professionals and DO NOT get your T levels checked. If yours is near the average for a 90 year old you’re FINE, ok? The range is 264-960. Anywhere in there and you’re perfectly ok.

        There’s simply nothing to see here. Average T ranges are just that- averages. If yours is way below the average, that doesn’t mean you’re less of a man and women are evolved to sniff low T out and reject you…it just means that you’re different. Do not try to take matters into your own hands or see a sympathetic endocrinologist who might prescribe you some exogenous testosterone…this will just cause PROBLEMS such as excess masculinity, which is incredibly toxic!

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      • oink says:

        K-Street?

        exposing bullshit in “official experts’ ” platitudes?! I scarcely believe mine lying eye!

        Si, se puede!

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    • Passerby says:

      There are always mutations happening, you should not forget that. Biology 101. They will never stop happening. Sometimes they will be positive, sometimes they won’t.

      Also it could be based on socialising as well. i recently read a study that showed that daughters raised by lesbians are more likely to be bisexual.

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    • Gunslingergregi says:

      Cause ya have to be a fag to live
      To be great i guess
      Otherwise u get killed

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    • Oleaginous Outrager says:

      Why wouldn’t Darwin eliminate the defective gay gene altogether since they cannot reproduce?

      I didn’t know that was Darwin’s job.

      Anyway, today’s word is “recessive”: you could be a carrier of queerness without wanting to suck cocks yourself.

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  16. Major7 says:

    So we’ve been shit-tested since before we even entered the womb. You’d think we’d be used to it by now.

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    • Behavioral Programming works on those who are behaviorally programmable.

      Amygdala Dominance vs Insula Dominance.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Meant to reply to Ironsides.

        Phuck this new code at WP.

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      • Major7 says:

        Thank God. I thought you’d lost your mind

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        m7, I can just barely navigate WP anymoar with this new sh!t-for-c0de which they introduced a couple of weeks ago.

        Crazy sh!t happens on all different browsers on all different operating systems.

        It’s like there’s someone in WP who is actively trying to sabotage the entire platform.

        As though the M0ssad w0rmed some moles into a contracting gig at WP and the moles are inserting malicious code into the WP codebase in order to destroy this final outpost of cr!methink.

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      • Major7 says:

        I’ve had no problem with WP, but then again they’d come after you first.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        m7, you’ve got one of those permanent accounts at WP, with the link in your name.

        I’ve been using the “soft anonymous” poasting method, which used to be sustained semi-permanently on each hard drive via a cookie.

        But a few weeks ago, they threw out the “soft anonymous” method, and introduced some bumblephuck c0de which is riddled with bugs.

        I have to re-type muh poasting credentials each time I poast, and clear out a bunch of other peoples’ credentials while I’m at it [it’s the craziest sh!t I’ve ever seen].

        If it’s not m0ssad, then the only thing I can think is that they want us all to get smartphones and be part of a 24×7 authentication grid in order to poast here.

        mendo had a fancy-sounding name for that crap, but I forget what he called it.

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    • m7, the weakest of the little boys with the m0thers who are on the far Left end of the bell curve for Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder will be driven to su!cide by their mother’s relentless psychological venom.

      Because weak boys disgust their m0thers.

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      • Major7 says:

        Are you telling me to kill myself?

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      • Major7 says:

        I thought we were friends

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Good G0d no.

        I’m just saying that women [including & especially our own m0therz] sh!t-test us from the moment our f@thers first ejaculated us into them until the moment our m0therz draw their last breath on this earth [“if you really l0ved* me you never would have thrown me into this horrible nursing home!!!”].

        S@tan designed womyn to destroy weak men.

        It’s pretty friggin horrifying that The Creator allowed this to happen.

        I don’t know whether I can even sense how Good & Evil figure into this anymoar – when there is so much evil already burned into our DNA – maybe it has something to do with Dominant vs Recessive genes?

        [*Which is actually true, BTW – it’s how passive aggressive little boyz get revenge on their passive aggressive m0thers – by dumping them in nursing homes.]

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      • Major7 says:

        Cappy, you know that 90% of what I poast here is in jest. I just can’t help it.

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    • Careful, Major7. God forbid you post a humorous aside, before all the LARPers and Fake M.D.’s descend on you because they are the standard-bearers of reason, logic, and morality.

      Dumb f@ggots can’t recognize reality from ridiculousness and truly, that is the heart of the problem.

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      • Bucky says:

        Hell hath no furry…lol

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      • Major7 says:

        Corinth, that does happen. Grown men (I’m guessing) getting so damn wound up, clacking away at their keyboards at each other, and not taking time to actually read and think about a differing comment, or being so earnest and serious to miss an obvious joke.

        That being said, I’ll admit that a lot of the times I’m trying to be funny, it’s because I can’t come up with anything serious to contribute. But I wanna jump in there anyway, so maybe I shouldn’t judge about commenters not being grown ups.

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        They can scorn
        U
        U
        Cant scorn them
        Every should try saying no to
        One for fucking
        Just u can understand
        Lol

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        How bout just understanding people
        Are different major

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      • Bucky says:

        Same here Major…ferda

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      • Dr.Benway says:

        OK then tell me this,

        Who’s on first?

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      • Major7 says:

        Dr. B, I would give you my explanation of who’s on first, but it would be too long and not likely to be understood here.

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      • Dr. trav777 says:

        gregi- i hear you…i’ve said no to women who wanted to fuck and i swear i thought my life was in danger..they simply CANNOT deal

        it hits them in their CORE. watching them disintegrate is actually in many cases better than sex with them

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Ive been killed multiple Times over it trav

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  17. Hackett To Bits says:

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  18. Greg Eliot says:

    Cellular level shit testing can’t be beaten with fake-it gambits, amirite? 😉

    Liked by 2 people

    • Major7 says:

      I don’t think Agree and Amplify will help our little polliwogs.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Greg Eliot says:

        Nor ZFG. lzozlzozlzozlzolzolz

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Virgin Will he he he

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Now that would be a fascinating study: Is there some biochemical signalling which causes the Li’l Swimmers to realize that they’re dealing with an actual virgin, ergo they should swim harder & faster than every befoar?

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        The more a bitch gets fucked my multiple dudes
        The more scared tissue
        Is Made that cockblocks further
        I would imagine for virgin
        It is smooth calm swimming straight to egg

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        And dick size which the is the above twos jest since i destroyed Jesus
        Even though a little dick
        hillarious
        Beat with so manyyyyyyy
        handicaps

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Well the virgin and u know too
        Lol
        But if im good enough to make a bitch
        Cum who prob had ten thousand
        Dudes i imagine good enough for virgin

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Then think about more periode they
        Have
        More residual
        Mineral building from blood
        Oh shit
        Oh yea
        Blood letting good
        Id that why woman live longer
        He he he

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        I guess ill have to impregnate
        Bitches like they do on farm
        Just deal with my weakness
        Go towards my strength
        Bitches want my babies
        Will see

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Think ill hire a nurse to impregnate
        Bitches at right time with my semen
        Go professional on this shit
        My dick aint long enough to get the cum on cervex maybe
        Allthough my whole life have picked bitches to fuck that cant have kids
        Lol
        Subliminal maybe cause Jesus didnt part of it
        How can i achieve
        More than God Jesus
        If that is my God how can i beat him
        Now that i have can maybe get rid of subliminal bullshit

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Anyone who follow Jesus
        And had babies
        Is a non believer
        that crazy

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Yea cap
        The swimmers probably realize perfect in the garden of eden

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        We evolved to use tools right he he he

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  19. Corinth Arkadin says:

    Test

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  20. INDY says:

    why does joe bogan have this filthy streetshitter broad on his show?

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  21. INDY says:

    Is goat milk good or bad for men?

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  22. Gunslingergregi says:

    I beat Jesus
    What the fuck is next
    I don’t have to be crucified
    To know i won
    Now what my major life quest
    Has ended
    To follow Jesus life
    Guess having kids thing full go

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    • Gunslingergregi says:

      No wonder people don’t really believe
      His life just wasen’t that fantastis
      Its like selling perfect though ya cant
      Have to seller a loser
      To make people feel better bout themselves
      Or they have a chance
      Or for people
      Who have to lose cause they cant wim

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  23. Dr.Benway says:

    But sperm will live a few days so when she’s sleeping one will slip in :o)
    It will disguise itself as something harmless, like a trojan horse haha
    This is also why you have to make a female cum.
    That semen has testosterone in it and the female is very sensitive to it, as well as other chemicals like endorphins etc When it hits that membrane it’s like an IV injection and get right into her bloodstream and brain.
    For you incels out there let me tell you that as a very experienced man that females always cum After a man does(assuming she’s the type who can cum at all).
    Those bottlenecks or ‘pinch points’ will then relax or dilate and the sperm will get through.It doesn’t take much to get a 3.1 µm sperm in.

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    • Bucky says:

      Interesting…I can support this theory. I always thought it was because she was trying to get hers before the inevitable limp d!k

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    • Dr. trav777 says:

      huh?

      females do not always cum after a man does

      many bitches I’ve had have cum…fucking lost count how many times. some bitches can’t cum at all while others are prolific.

      had bitches i could order to cum and they would. one bitch came over once and she came so many times she was embarrassed bc in her words it was slutty for her to cum so much on the first bang. she lost count at 15.

      basically what I’m trying to say here is BENGAY STFU idiot

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  24. GB says:

    More science that suggests test tube babies are inferior humans. Egg freezing careercunts weep on.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Apparently test-t00b created male ch!ldren are overwhelmingly moar likely to be autistic and/or trannies.

      [I’m serious about that tranny sh!t – I’m told there are statistics for it now.]

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      • Oleaginous Outrager says:

        And that’s a relatively straight-forward medical procedure. Just wait to see the fuck-ups we’re gonna have on our hands when the gene-editing gets going.

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Dick hanging to the knees
        Dudes getting it Torn off in minor accidents

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  25. walawala says:

    Newsflash … alpha qualities being framed as fostering incompetence in business…

    https://hbr.org/2013/08/why-do-so-many-incompetent-men

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    • You will believe that masculinity is toxic. You will believe that masculinity is toxic. You will believe that masculinity is toxic. You will believe that masculinity is toxic. You will believe that masculinity is toxic.

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      • Dr. trav777 says:

        yes! it is…you should ignore any T count that seems “low”…it’s better for you if it’s that way because if it weren’t then you might be a risk to actually fuck a bitch

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  26. theasdgamer says:

    My swimmers impregnated Mrs. Gamer whenever she was off birth control. Lots of strong swimmers. The secret is spinach.

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  27. pelayo1683 says:

    Holy Wall-Hitting. Watching Suburra (2017)… Claudia Gerini… smoking in 2004 in The Passion. Time is ruthless to the womminz.

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  28. Gunslingergregi says:

    If the tabloids were reporting
    On white elites
    Mass producing kids
    From their DNA
    Then Whites would grow numbers
    Exponentially

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    • Gunslingergregi says:

      OMG OMG OMG
      The nimbers man
      They cant be changed once
      Go under ceritain number
      Sheeeeeettttttt
      Mannnnnnn
      You are fucking wrong
      Bezos alone
      Could make almost unlimited
      More Bezos
      People Will get rich
      To be able to have luxary
      Of their own army of themselves
      To command
      The only reason to get rich that matters

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  29. So, you’re saying I’ve got a chance . . . Mr. 1 in 50 Million Sperm.

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    • Gunslingergregi says:

      Hahahahahahaha

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    • Gunslingergregi says:

      One on 316 million for me
      One niut
      Can make more people than in US
      That is insane
      Amazing shit
      What in the fuck
      Men are gods walking earth
      They deal closely with the infinite

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        One day 5 nuts
        Over 1.5 billion kids could be created
        EPIC

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Maybe they knew in past
        That men were God emporers
        Subconsciosly
        By what they created
        Holy fucking shit
        7 days to create world from one
        Man is no lie
        1.5 billion a day posibility
        That 10.5 billion posible
        Children
        From one man in 7 days
        My God
        He did make
        Man in gods image
        He Made them beyond imagination
        Enlightenment
        holy shit

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        7 weeks possible
        73.5 billion
        No
        The once drop below replace menyukai
        Cant come back
        Is a ludicrous proposition

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Especially when one man in a lifetime
        Can populate
        a universe of worlds
        Woman limited
        Men almost
        Limitless
        Each one

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Why men are the key to infinity

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        One man can over populate a world
        In 7 days
        Woooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
        Two number i don’t know more w”s

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        Don’t know what we don’t know
        But we do know that can be Made true
        Reality
        Can be bigger
        Than biggest imagination
        I guess
        Crazy

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      • Gunslingergregi says:

        We prob at 316 mil pop now though
        Im so patriotic
        One my nuts contains population of US rofl

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    • Gunslingergregi says:

      Thnk for inspiration

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