Which Of These Is Not Like The Others?
Feb 27th, 2019 by CH
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"H1B abusers"
This rhetoric is damning of Trump's real intentions. The crisis facing us isn't the problem of "abusers" of the system. The crisis is the system ITSELF.
We should be going after the H1B program in its entirety, not just the abusers of it.
Same with immivasion. We should be deporting all of them, not just the "violent criminals".
The System must be repealed.
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The Tyler Robinson conspiracy theories remind me that Occam's Razor has taken a beating over the last decade.
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Robinson's father turned him in, and I doubt the decision to rat out his own son was a difficult moral quandary for him, knowing that his degenerate son was fucking a dude in his cosplay foxhole.
It must have felt like excising a demon from the family, and restoring the reputation of his good name.
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"Here's where Cameron goes berserk."
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh (my dick)!"
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Here's hoping the faggot troonfucker freakazoid gets the firing squad. They have that execution option available in Utah.
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I've made this point as well. If there is an issue that can unite left-wing and right-wing White, it is opposition to Orwellian surveillance.
The other issue is environmentalism, but it has to be couched in terms acceptable to right-wing Whites, eg despoliation of the land by filthy invaders and overcrowding, while framing it as invasive species pushing out the native species from their habitats.
In time, I believe that right and left Whites will unite against Zionism and rapacious wall street capitalism, but for that to happen leftoid Whites will need to unlatch from the secular jewish agitprop teat and rightoid Whites will need to unlatch from the bootstraps foxnews teat.
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It is in both Whites' and jews' interests for the two races to be separated, but jews will never agree to it because their sociobiologically evolved resource extractive programming requires a host to realize net gains for jewry.
Whites are the race LEAST likely to "go crazy all of a sudden", so when it seems that way to jews, it means Whites have suffered jewish subversion long enough and have decided to stop tolerating it.
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U.S. District Judge Lynn Adelman fined her $5,000, describing the case as a situation where an otherwise good person, upset by immigration policies in this country, made a bad decision in the moment.
It's a jew. Again.
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Like it or not, America must lose this war of aggression against Iran, for White Americans to win the war of a genuine homeland.
The weimarican empire must meet defeat after defeat, failure upon failure. Globohomo must not be allowed a single moment of self-congratulation.
It is for this reason that I fear Trump and Israel, implicitly understanding the wider implications of this war, may turn to nukes if Iran gets the upper hand.
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Yup, 1945-1970 America was 90% White, and that period coincided with what is known as "the Great Compression". Economic policies in the wake of the New Deal established a regime of rising single-earner wages, declining inequality, increasing happiness, and a decreasing income and wealth gap between the ownership class and the labor class.
1970 was the inflection point when all that began to unravel, and then accelerate under Reaganism.
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Jews did this.
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yes man. looks like they’re trying to exterminate us
best we should post on the internet about it
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birthday cat is a better compliment to your style comments
nice touch
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I’m liking me some Dr. Trav2.0
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You are still a low T faggot, birfday cat or not.
And a niggerfucker, can’t forget that.
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dude my T is over 1000
I’m the one who is telling YOU to get YOURS checked
And I’m a DOCTOR! It’s right there in my posting handle!
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>>>>> “Amount of pregnant women suffering from mental health issues is high”
>>>>> “Breaking the silence around postpartum psychosis”
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Motherhood interferes with a woman’s other important duties. As an animal pack (in league with other chixx) a woman is most satisfied. Motherhood can be solitary, isolating. She doesn’t get to (Click Here as much as she would like.
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Yes, motherhood for black women is joy, and for white women is pain and suffering. How can people not see through this charade.
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That thing in the upper right quadrant ain’t a woman. At least it was never a biological woman once born.
and it’s laughable they busted the smokeshow Sharapova for PEDs and Syringa is as shady with drug tests as was Solo Nut Boy, Lance Armstrong
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White woman here….struggling to conceive first child (male factor)
Holy cow! I’ve been reading Sailer and Heartiste and Roosh for 10+ years and it took me close to a minute to see it
*raises fist into air*
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Do you now understand why we don’t want women voting?
I’ll give you 10 minutes to think it over…
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lol’ed.
lol’ed hard dawg.
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Best of luck to you both!
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>>>>> “White woman here….struggling to conceive first child (male factor)”
Kinda off topic, but did your intuition* ever nag at you, back in the far corners of your mind, about how someday there might be a problem with virility?
Personally, I have long felt that if one spouse is infertile, then there’s a sacred duty to excuse oneself from the marriage and allow the fertile spouse to find a proper mate with whom to breed.
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>>>>> “White woman here….struggling to conceive first child (male factor)”
Kinda off topic, but did your intuition* ever nag at you, back in the far corners of your mind, about how someday there might be a problem with virility?
Personally, I have long felt that if one spouse is infertile, then there’s a sacred duty to excuse oneself from the m@rriage and allow the fertile spouse to find a proper mate with whom to breed.
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*your Hamster
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Protip —–> use sexy dance to solicit more better sperm
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Waitaminute. Someone managed to get erect for Serena Williams?
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Yet another Kip-LaFawnduh couple, from the looks of things. Still puzzled as to how this sexual polarity reversal thing even happens. Back in the ’90s, black women rarely looked twice at white men — especially dorks.
She had to have carried him over the threshold. I actually cannot see the normal way happening in their case.
It also explains why Reddit is so pozzed.
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TV ads lately have had an awful lot of white man-black woman couples. I saw one last night for a pregnancy test, and I can remember a motorcycle ad (of all things) with a Kamala Harris look-alike.
I have yet to meet *any* WM-BW couples in real life.
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“I have yet to meet *any* WM-BW couples in real life.”
I live in a Whitopia with few black men around who’d scare the dorks off, and I see it quite a bit.
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“rarely looked twice at white men”
Don’t be a shill. Black women don’t look at spoiled Godless blue-pill phaggot white men. Our great men built good times and now we have the inevitable result: weak men.
Gregarious and high T white men on the other hand? One barrel-chested, bearded Saxon with a booming voice can have his pick assuming that he wants one.
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LeShitlourde:
“rarely looked twice at white men”
Don’t be a shill.
Why do you call that shilling? To the contrary; and though I think it’s unintentional, you are in practical effect shilling for miscegenation.
Actual, literal rats have racial instincts superior to White liberals. (Rattus rattus never cross-breeds in the wild with Rattus norvegicus, although they are fully interfertile and produce fertile hybrid offspring in the laboratory.) Why wouldn’t at least some niggers?
Black women who stay the hell away from Whites should be encouraged! Niggerfuckers get rope. We don’t want to feed that perversion. Guess (((who))) does.
I never really examined the behavior of female niggers on this point—just too ugly. But I can make some other comparisons.
The gook chicks who breed hapas with White boys are the dregs, and/or the “Americanized” (= Judaized). Many East Asian women would never let a round-eyed, smelly White boy touch them—just as proper White women stay within their own race. This should be only praised.
To a healthy Mongoloid girl, your “barrel-chested, bearded Saxon with a booming voice” has an alien facial structure, strange mannerisms, and excessive body odor (in relative terms, pungent like a nigger smells to you). Every instinct will scream against mating. This is natural.
In Japan, even halfway-decent prostitutes reject White customers—purportedly on the excuse that “gaijin have HIV”, but really in accord with sound instinct. If you were to hire a Japanese hooker in Japan, you would obtain only a defective one (of which there are admittedly not a few nowadays). Once upon a time, White prostitutes were likewise: Only those of the very lowest class of prostitute would step over racial lines! When the French brought nigger “soldiers” into the Ruhr in 1923, German hookers were terrified and disgusted to have apes show up demanding service far too insistently.
I do wish that more so-called “humans” had advanced to the evolutionary level of gray rats and brown rats, on this particular point.
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In your opinion, should an actual female gorilla be attracted to this:
barrel-chested, bearded Saxon with a booming voice
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(Note: There is no proof that various apes and even monkeys can’t cross-breed with humans—actually, there are rumors that they can and have. I hope you just vomited a little at that. Liberals love to point out that all races have almost the same DNA. Well, it is a fact that we have almost-almost the same DNA as all apes! This fact does not mean that we should fuck them, or expect them to be sexually attracted to us.)
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turkey baster
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Imagine if you could muscle up a hardy for herm and plow it into next week…think of what else you could accomplish in life (besides a trip to the clinic). You would truly be a ma-ster of your domain.
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Black men will get a boner for anything, including a hole in the ground.
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She m4rried a white dude.
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That doesn’t necessarily refute my point, though.
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Like my uncle said upon seeing a huge ugly woman pushing a baby stroller, “some men have the heart of a lion”
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of course it was easy for the tranny vegena Williams she just watched the baby grow in a test tube
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It was almost reasonable until the “buy expensive things” part. lulz, AWALT. She didn’t even say “valuable”, “high-quality”, useful”, or “utilitarian”. She said “expensive” as if the conspicuousness is the important part of the consumption. It would be weird to be a woman and to be so paranoid about status and to have the realm of your thoughts limited to the material world.
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Sry wrong comment reply
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Blackz will fug anything. ANYTHING
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comment from a (presumably) european woman about being childless in a video about the supposed wonders of sterility:
So what? I find more joy in traveling and see wonders of Mother Earth and buy expensive things than put up with a kid.
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It was almost reasonable until the “buy expensive things” part. lulz, AWALT. She didn’t even say “valuable”, “high-quality”, useful”, or “utilitarian”. She said “expensive” as if the conspicuousness is the important part of the consumption. It would be weird to be a woman and to be so paranoid about status and to have the realm of your thoughts limited to the material world.
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Who here -hasn’t- met a lib chick who, on one hand, besmirches her close friends like “ugh I can’t believe they’re having babies, what a foolish decision”…
While on the other hand saying “yeah I may have just had an IUD implanted in me but I want kids -eventually-”
The propaganda is strong, the delusion, even stronger.
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The ones that always get me are those who spend $$$ on organic crap because health, then ingest carcinogenic synthetic hormones because no babies.
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Exactly.
I know it’s common sense, but COTW rite there.
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c matt- They are almost all like that. It is a REALLY good time to be an organic / health food huckster. You can slap ‘organic’, ‘locally sourced’, ‘free range’, or any other feel good horseshit onto ANYTHING and charge twice as much. Dumb ass lib chicks will buy it.
These are the same women as you said sucking down enough artificial hormones to cause fibroids in their womb and other assorted sterility issues while sucking down Fiji water out of plastic bottles which is leaching micro plastics into their gut and bloodstream. They will also have their phone attached to their ear 24x7x365 giving nice high doses of high frequency radiowaves right to their head and brain.
And then they wonder why once the finally do shit out a kid its all fucked up and autistic 3/4 of the time. Gee, I wonder why? Not enough organic food in your diet, innit?
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hey Jay there’s only 52 weeks in the year, not 365
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That theme is explored extensively in a Houellebecq novel- The Possibility of an Island.
Good read, if a little depressing.
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test – Israel has the right to defend its borders
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White mothers – You’re a horrible mother that’s not cut out for this and let us tell you about how you and others like you aren’t hacking it. You probably should’ve had an abortion!
High-test Negro Orc Women – You go girl! You should pop out another one and tell your friends too as well! Don’t have that abortion!
It’s not subtle in the slightest. Nonetheless some of the neurotic white-bitch kids might turn out ok. Serena’s child-of-Samhain remains a bix-nood-boon. Take note ladies.
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White women make motherhood a lot harder than it needs to be. They wait until they’re in their mid 30s and have a career and a DINK lifestyle to have kids. Then they get overwhelmed. Well no shit. It’s hard staying up all night and changing poopy diapers when you’re 35. But by that age they should have a whole bunch of other kids who could help them out.
A good friend of ours said: “every baby should come with a 10 year old”.
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I’ve had this same argument with a Millennial career girl type. Yeah, you probably can get pregnant at 40 but do you really want to be almost 60 when your kid is out of high school? I had a friend in school whose parents were old enough to be my parents parents and they had no handle on him, totally clueless and mentally checked out probably because they had zero energy for it.
Having children is for young adults simply because it’s when women are most fertile and most capable of handling the stress on the body.
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White women, being K-selected, also play the long game with men. Unless they’re crazy and desperate, they go through the process of finding an alpha then pulling him into their friendship network, which gives them a way to do the push-pull thing with their chosen man until a couple is formed. (The real meaning of “The couple met through mutual friends” in a m4rriage notice.)
BUT, finding a man whom they’d want to impregnate them is difficult, especially in shitlib circles. Or if they’re constantly moving around. (Same diff, arguably.) This isn’t as much of a problem for r-selected black or Hispanic women, since they’re more short-term operators, or for more rural white women.
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I’m guessing this crew could create a long list of obviously r-selected women. ‘Madonna’, Miley Cyris, the white femme fatales we discussed some time back with Lauren Sanchez. A long list would not be long enough to prove the r-selected percentage is above trivial. However, I am of the opinion that AWALT is a cardinal rule, which would to me imply r-selected women, or that the r/K binary is not correct regarding women. I think r/K is an alt-right Xian model not an alt-right evo psych model, but I don’t have enough data to regard that as more than a hypothesis. I don’t subscribe to it personally. I think smart men can adapt their strategy to the season. I think the Hegelian mainstream Right gives it credence out of ignorance and a burdensome sense of virtue.
Maybe some white women look for men that way (I would not know as omega), but geez, push-pull as courtship. Shoot me now before I’d ever have a bitch wife who can’t even bother to hide it for courtship and the honeymoon.
For some reason that was a thought provoking comment for me, 7634. I’m always questioning things. If offended, just be glad you’re not me. lol
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RD, K-Selection/{1-Man/1-Woman} is pretty much unique to the White race.
In fact, you could pretty much equate it with Whiteness.
All the other races are naturally polygamous.
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Also, remember that R-Selection/Polygamy necessarily MASCULINIZES the women, because they have to FIGHT their way into an Alpha’s harem.
Whereas K-Selection/{1-Man1-Woman} FEMINIZES women, because the women are pretty much guaranteed at least one man for themselves, and so they compete with one another in the arena of beauty & manners & refinement.
It’s why no other race has ever truly produced what you could call an HB.
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Save for Brigham Young
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The 80/20 rule is gutting our women: 80% of them are fighting over the 20% of men whom their Hamsters perceive to be of value.
Ergo our women are hitting the gym, and bulking up, and turning into battlecunts & landwhales in order to bite & claw & gouge out one-another’s eyes in the race to get a Top-20%-er.
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This is what happens when you breed your women to FIGHT their way into Peak Gangsta Muh Dick harems:
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tl;dr == You reap what you sow.
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@Cap
The 80/20 thing is not necessarily a fixed fact of nature though. It’s a psychological error, and as such can be analyzed as sin.
The sin, of course, is pride. Known in Freudian terms as an underdeveloped ego. Egocentrism is what causes women to gratify their desire for a high value mate to get deformed into a lustful caricature. They are trying to pursue something outside of their reach because they lack the moral guidance of their religion and tribe.
It is no different than bloodlust for domination, bullying of lower SMV males, monetary greed. It is a cock-gobbling mislocation of a desire for love and meaning. It is the product of the mind that cannot conceive of a reality where they are content with themselves as they are. So they spend their entire lives trying to bolster their self-esteem by chasing unattainable man in an effort to fill that void.
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“Save for Brigham Young”
Speaking of BY, I have the # of those two 20ish girls that stopped by last week to get me to become a Mormon. I am strongly considering taking them up on that offer.
The truth is, I will never believe what they believe especially as Mormons are a super wacky sect of Xtianity to begin with. But there is something to be said for the -community- around which they form. It is wall to wall white people who keep their women / girls on a VERY short leash and encourage them to remain chaste and have a fuck ton of white babies.
Other than the goofy ritualism you will find in any religious sect I’m not seeing a downside here.
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Jay in DC,
You’re skating to where the puck is. The poz was slow to get the LDS church but it is there. And its going to get worse. The fact that women are doing men’s mission work should be a red flag.
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hell it beats islam, fuckin do it and lemme know how it goes
if you get a referral bonus for me I want a kickback tho
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Serina was mid 30s, and had a career, plus lifestyle of the rich and famous before having a baby (by Caesarian). Her ‘incredible experience of motherhood’ most likely entails telling the nanny what to do.
She probably would say, “Every baby should come with it’s own nanny.”
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Serena gave birth Cesarean? Those massive hips could birth an adult. Perhaps the doctor lacked spelunking experience.
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“before having a baby (by Caesarian)”
So… she’s actually a wimp by female standards.
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That’s a weird factoid.
Why would a world-class aphlete need a Caesarean?
That doesn’t make any sense.
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for the third time if you want to believe it she almost died from blood clot or something during birth side effects from doing gear
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Maybe Cesarean for safety. Doctor saw the groid’s groinal muscles and thought the thing might grunt orcally and launch the sprog ballistically, trailing the cord like a TOW missle.
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Neuday- South Park had a documentary about that
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A trans woman can give birth…fascinating…
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I put MAGA in the ama-zon search box. I was hoping that it would ex-plo-de or at least freeze up the network for a bit. Turns out that there is a lot of nice MAGA gear to chose from, weird.
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Point of order, Globohomo doesn’t want more blacks, and they encourage abortion for them and make it as easy as possible for them to get to abortion clinics. Almost 2/3rds of black babies are aborted.
This is a smokescreen and a pat on the head for black women, especially concerning single-mommery, for all the usual reasons, but Globohomo ain’t stupid. They really really really want less badwhites, but they would love a lot less blacks too.
What they’d really like is a lot more middling brown people. Not so violent and irredeemably stupid as black folks, and not as smart and potentially violent and hard to quell as badwhites.
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“What they’d really like is a lot more middling brown people. Not so violent and irredeemably stupid as black folks, and not as smart and potentially violent and hard to quell as badwhites”
^Basically^
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“Globohomo doesn’t want more blacks”
You’re completely wrong.
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before abortion when I lived in Bklyn NY in the Sec Ape projects 10 stories they had a garbage chute at the end of the hallway and it went into an incinerator which burned it and so did a lot of newborns get burned . so when the EPA stopped the burning they put dumpsters at ground level so when the garbage was thrown into the chute that where it went. so the niggas still thought the garbage was burned so 100’s of newborns were found in the dumpsters that they admitted to. Surprises me CH would put a negroid woman as a model mother
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CH didn’t do it – the j00z did it.
As documented in this meme, the Frankfurt School is telling White women that b!rthing a White b@by [and especially b!rthing a White boy] requires “suffering from mental health issues” to include “postpartum psychosis”.
Whereas for muddish & gr0idish women, b!rthing ch!ldren is an “incredible experience”!!!
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OK Cap I get it now
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Are you retarded?
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Wah wah
Being a father, with the threat of the state bearing down on you at all times, is an infinitely harder task these days.
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I doubt you have to worry too much about that.
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You read and comment on Vox Day nigga.
Your fucking incel fate is sealed.
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my friend had a son that was a real psycho at 16 would chase him with a knife. he would have to run in the bedroom to get away and he showed me the knife punctures in the door. . he worked for me for 25 years and was a real tough fuck and I told him you gotta kick some ass so next time he took the knife away and threw the kid a horrible beating got locked up thrown out of the house had to go to rehab cause he had a few beers before the attack watching NFL game. so I let him stay at my house cause I felt guilty. he had to stay away 5 months but the beating changed the kid for the better
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Just as fatherhood is a younger man’s job so motherhood is an even younger woman’s job. Unfortunately that’s not the message being communicated by the mainstream culture.
Free Northerner has an excellent post detailing the factors that make it difficult to have children, let alone multiple children. It’s still possible he says, but one has to be willing to make significant sacrifices. Something that came easier to my parents’ generation than to more recent generations. That needs to change.
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Older men can handle it somewhat too.
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Niggers gonna nig.
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Pretty good commentary from TB on our oppressed and discriminated latina who assualted MAGA guy because words hurt or something.
https://turtleboysports.com/fupacho-grande-has-lived-the-life-of-luxury-on-marthas-vineyard-despite-discrimination-oppression-and-bullying-from-maga-hats/
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Answer: Serena, being the only trannie in the pic.
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I do not know. Motherhood is the best thing in this life for women to experience. It change you 100% because you can not be any more,, selfish. Your babys is always first.
BUT, Baby blues is a real thing. It is not the same with post partum depression (or God forbid it, psychosis),, it is diferent. I never was feeling so emotional in my life as like the 4 or 5 days after delivery. It was a complete emotional sensitivity like I never fealt before. I cryed looking how beautifull is my baby, I cryed that my husband was eating cake and I could not because post surgery. I wanted to be alone with my baby the first days. I was hyper sensitive to any outside influence.
No one warned me enough. My gynaikologist said you will feel down when your milk comes, and that is normal. But it did not prepare me for what I feel. Thanks to God baby blues lasts only maybe 5 days. And for sure there must to be some evolutionary benefitt to this. (Wanting to be alone with baby).
40 days after (my babys blessing day) my priest said to me how did I deal with the “blues “. I said you know THE BLUES?!! that days is difi cult!”. Then he said to me untill 50 years before the husband would not stay with the mother and child in that days after delivery. It was common sense women was crazy for the first week. 😀
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CH: Your single most important point since the part on leaders in “The Four Kinds Of Male Loneliness”.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
(Perhaps I may try the thousand words later.)
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You see with all that shit about guns and “mental health” I reckon we should go through all the medical records of mothers with children under a certain age and if they are having mental health issues, take their children away.
If it saves just one life, after all…
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I’m sure this has been covered here at the Chateau, if not by the sapient proprietor then surely by some of his (more or less) enlightened adherents, here in the illustrious comments section, but I was wondering what y’all think about giving a girl your number you find yourself inexplicably enamored with or simply want to bang.
I’ve been flirting with this lithe, petite librarian where I write and do most of my work. (I feel the need to say that nothing about this girl’s looks screams librarian, but her demeanor is peaceful and soft and feminine like one. She just got a new set of braces (the old school kind with wires and shit, not those new clear ones you can remove)) and although I am not, nor do I recall ever being attracted to any girl with braces, they obviously give her a vernal, puerile look which match well with the innocent light in her eyes. I’ve given her a little shit about the braces, telling her to smile more often, her teeth are still pretty, hey don’t let those braces steal that pretty smile now etc. etc. when I say something funny and she tries not to laugh, the way all people seem to do when they get braces.
I’ve bantered with her a few months now and she’s very shy and I think I’m going to give her my number before I leave today. She’s sitting at the front desk next to her boss, an uncomely crank who does in fact typify the stereotypical librarian. I know some of you may think it’s a bad idea to do it in front of her boss, but I know it’ll make her blush, and it’s always a good indicator in my experience to make a girl blush. It’s how fair skinned women convey emotion, and getting a woman to experience any kind of emotion, by way of some reticent behest is often a good thing.
They are emotional creatures as we all know, and learning how and when and what degree to percolate those emotions is basically the essence of the game we’ve learned here. It’s why when I go parking with a girl (yes, we still do this in South Dakota, we have more dirt than pavement thank God) I always take them to a cemetery. Yea it’s creepy. Don’t tell them where you’re going just go. I’ve taken multiple girls to multiple cemeteries and the fear it induces translates to moistened passion quickly once you park, and I can’t recall one ever freaking out or not busting a nut in my forays amongst the tombstones.
Back to the young librarian. I’ve been doing this lately with mixed results (leaving my number with the girl). I usually just write my name and number and then some little doodle to lighten it up a little. I can’t remember the last time I asked a woman for her number. It’s always so fucking awkward. The pause while she ponders. The suspicion it’s not her real number. I dont ever ever ask a girl if she has a boyfriend either. That’s not my business and I dont even want to know.
A few years back I saw a stunner in the frozen foods section at Wal-Mart and I knew I had to try. There aren’t enough beautiful women around here to just walk away from one without trying. I asked an “associate” for a pen and paper and scribbled my shit down and walked up to her and tried to make some dumbass joke about God knows what. I zoned out I think. And then I remember the awkward pause as I held my hand out to her, napkin clutched in sweaty palm. What’s that, she said, looking at me like I was handing her a freshly used tissue. I told her it was my number and my name. No thanks, she said. At this point my guts were saying get the fuck out dude at least you tried, but nevertheless I persisted (heh). Come on, I said, dont be such a little sister. You can just throw it away if you want. (Still standing there mind you, arm outstretched, feeling and looking retarded as fuck to all passersby. One little kid looked at me and shook his head like I didn’t know what the hell I was doing.)
Or you could just throw it away for me, she said and smirked, and looked back to the pizzas to say the conversation with me was over. Jesus. Get the fuck out my guts told me again, you fucking tried dude, get the fuck out. Then I noticed her purse was open and I tucked that piece of paper in her purse and smiled and said something about cauliflower pizza having less carbs than regular pizza. She looked at the napkin and smiled for the first time. I didn’t say something about the cauliflower in a butt hurt way, but the way I smiled and cocked my head at the dimple or two I could see through her yoga pants and the snarky little tart knew what I was implying. Didn’t think I had a chance in the world and I didn’t hear a peep from her for two or three weeks. Then she texted me out of the blue, and when she told me who she was, her reason for contacting me was that she was impressed with my audacity and persistence (in so many words). I suggested we go for a drive to get to know one another and I ended up in a quaint little cemetery and got one of the best blowies I’ve ever received from a girl from South Dakota. (South Dakota women, on the whole, do not like giving blowies. They always always fucking say: what do I get out of it? I’m so used to it by now I’ve become inured to hearing it, and just tell them to kiss my belly button and see where they go from there.)
I know a lot of guys have business cards and try this with women, throwing a card at them with your name and email and fax and if you’re educated or have some kind of bullshit license to conduct your work there will be a few capital letters after your name. I think doing this is gay for two reasons. One, younger girls, the girls I prefer to hit on, don’t give two shits about what you do for a living. That’s cougar bait and I ain’t usually interested unless I’m just drunk and horny. Young girls only care if you’re good looking or cool or funny or famous, and if their friends like you and think you’re good looking or cool or funny or famous. When compared to other mammals women are usually associated with dogs, which I fully understand, due to their bitch like tendencies at times, but in reality they are much more like sheep. Vulnerable when isolated and programmed to be complementary to their peers. An alpha is a wolf amongst the flock.
The second reason I like to do the handwritten note thing is because it takes them right back to junior high, when we used to do similar note passing type things with girls, and where, in most cases, girl’s minds are more often than not, still located when it comes to logic and manipulation. And when I give them my number at the bar on a napkin I always make sure it makes it to their pocket or their purse, and I always try to put something witty on it so they’ll remember who the fuck I am if they’ve had a few cocktails. A dude’s name and number in a girl’s phone these days has become a cliché and a recipe for nothing but blue balls and text games.
And to reiterate, the business card in my opinion is gay. It leaves you the tiny little out that you were actually giving her the card to conduct some kind of business with her. Rrrrrright. And if she’s young she’ll just see that as weakness. At least with a handwritten note she’ll know you want the bang. Just can’t act like you care if you get it or not. But if you wana bang her, let her know in a cool way, and just be cool with whatever comes of it. Kinda like a well-watered bulldog. Aggressive but not thirsty.
Anyway, I reckon this post is long enough. Just wanted to chum the waters a bit with regard to this method of hitting up a woman with you guys. I’m sure some will say it’s beta because she has to make the first text. To me it takes balls to walk up to a woman and give her your number and not be phony about why you’re doing it. I love that fear you get when you are approaching a girl and she looks up and knows what you’re about to do. I love the psychology of women. I’m still young and still learning, but the great thing about the game is the classroom is everywhere. What I’ve learned about the gentler sex I’ve learned on the street and here in the library and, of course, in this bastion of perspicacity maintained by an erudite man I hope to meet and repay, in some form or another one day.
The librarian just looked at me and smiled and my heart flipped a bit. Time to give her the digits. And if I may end this post with an attempt at humility I would like to say that I do not come here to brag about my prowess or pretend to be some supernatural lady killer. I come here to learn about women and because I love my country and my race, and I write to give back a little knowledge, my meager best, and maybe give out a tip or two to some dude I’ll never meet, who may write down some tip one day that I will give a try. I’ve picked up my share of knowledge on how to handle women here, and it’s a good thing to give back what we can. I don’t know why, but my fingertips were feeling loquacious this afternoon. Now it’s time to try and get laid. Peace.
[CH: I’ll keep this short.
Don’t give her your number. Get her number instead.
Don’t be fooled into complacency by a nicegirl. That nicegirl will fuck an exciting badboy when your back is turned.]
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Long AF! I’m with CH on this one. It is better to receive than give. –However— a couple caveats.
1) In the age of a one liner text message the ‘here is my #’ approach is 100% more workable than in times past. Prior to texting you’d have to be alpha as fuck to have a girl dial you up because it is her cold opening YOU even if you opened her first in person. So the lift is not as heavy as it once was.
2) I’ve done the above and have even had chicks call / text me now and again but in hindsight w/ the benefit of wisdom I would have done those differently. And your persistence is 100% the take home message here because it is just about required these days. If you manage to penetrate a 3 layer deep bitch shield you are already waaaaaay ahead of the game. Likely she isn’t going to give you a BS # at that point, but even if she does, so what?
As for the librarian— those kinda girls are keepers. Shy not ‘hot’ with pale skin an braces who is smart enough to want to read? Fucking wife material brah.
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I’m on the fence on this one.
A girl is as likely to give you a number just to get you to go away and never respond.
I’ve had some success with “call me.” Give a command. Make an impression.
It’s low percentage anyway. Regardless of how you make the initial contact.
The guy was right about business cards; this is bad etiquette. People used to use calling cards for that. Business cards are for business and shouldn’t contain your personal number and bitch don’t ever call me at the office.
But bitches collect cards in shoeboxes like a game. Had one chick at the club and I was talkin to her blahblah about all these numbers she has gotten and has a shoebox full of them. At the end I am like no I’m not giving you my number you will just put it in the shoebox. She swears up and down on everything holy nah she’s gonna call. Never called. Saw her subsequently and ffs “oh I probably put that in my shoebox.”
If you get a chick’s number she still can say no or not respond…if you give her yours at LEAST you know if you ever hear from her, she’s pretty much IN.
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I cannot believe that someone lowered themselves to copulate with Serena Williams. It’s borderline beastiality.
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