A reader has used Gimp Dog Game with a chick.
![](https://heartiste.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/gimpdoggame.jpg)
Why not? It’s funny af. If a girl is giving you a hard time, or she’s fishing for your thirst, send over Gimp Dog to dance on her un-stroked ego.
![](https://heartiste.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/armlessdoge.gif)
Gimp Dog is the equal of Birthday Cat in the non sequitur department, he’s just as baffling to girls expecting a predictably boring beta male response, and he carries an air of subtle condescension and amused mastery.
PS This nuclear neg Trump gives to Bernard Sanders is pretty much how I imagine Trump picked up all of his women.
PPS Stool Wars
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