This edition of Alpha of the Month is a contest between one aspiring alpha, one retiring alpha, and one inspiring alpha.
Who will win the coveted CH AOTM trophy? (phallically evocative)
AOTM Candidate #1 (aspiring alpha):
![](https://web.archive.org/web/20190215131124im_/https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/aotmfeb2019.png?w=500&h=616)
“Sally’s Mound” “Great Winkering”
Are we being had?
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AOTM Candidate #2 (retiring alpha): View this post on Instagram
Andaaaaaa … alguien va camino a pasarla bien …
A post shared by Los Pichy Boys (@lospichyboys) on Feb 6, 2019 at 4:55pm PST
This one is open to some interpretation, but you can’t argue against the alphaness of hauling ass taking time to trim the grass.
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AOTM Candidate #3 (inspiring alpha):
![](https://web.archive.org/web/20190215131124im_/https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/armlessdoge.gif?w=500)
Much wow, doge.
Commence with the voting!
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