In case you haven’t heard, the Great Media Purge of 2019 commenced this week.
PuffedHo laid off 15% of its propaganda team, most of them women.
Do you remember PuffHo? They’re the digital media cistern which gave us this, after Steve Bannon was fired:
Take a moment to retinally breathe that in, because the wails of poverty from recently fired PuffedHobags will lift your spirit into the stratosphere.
“talented and lovely” = talentless and ugly.
“literal PhD in romantic comedies”. LMAO. 90% of women in the workforce are dead weight.
Don’t call us, we’ll call you…..to laugh in your face!
One might say….aborted!
A culture/gender/politics reporter….I bet she brings a unique perspective! HARD PASS
Journowhores losing their jobs en masse?
PINCH ME AND TELL ME I’M NOT DREAMING
How many of these laid-off globalist girl tweets are there? I think i’m falling in love with the feeling. Science will now have data to determine if prolonged jizzing uninterrupted by a refractory period is possible in those under the influence of acute schadenfreude.
Here come the desperate unemployment line camwhores! Sadly, this isn’t an attractive bunch. We can all do without the deluge of softcore pics from starving, ex-journowhores soaking thirsty soyboys for ramen noodle money.
G.V. suggests,
A mockup of the PuffHo front page with lay-off tweets prominently displayed around the text ‘GOY: “BYE”‘
I love the cut of that shiv.
Cornelius Rye dishes,
On this morning’s Fash the Nation, McFeels and Halberstram predict the end of National Review this year
rumors are going around that they really pissed off the last of their supporters/small donors with the Covington debacle
huge if true
My erection can only get so big.
A reminder that the media is shitty and in bed with Big Tech, licking the digital taint:
From MPC Status Updates,
the tech exec on his boat calling the journo in his rat-infested apartment “You guys are our everything”
Pman on media woes,
PMAN in CHANPOASTING format on the loss of media jobs:
> it’s true that google and facebook are gobbling up all the ad revenue, although craigslist started it years ago
> lots of newspapers got ruined by loss of classifieds
> none of these self-styled “digital journalists” cared about any of that stuff
> only now that they are losing their jobs are they having tantrums about it
> in fact, most of them were quite chipper as older reporters got retired early, finally they could replace those white men
when in reality it was just them moving up in the line to the wood chipper
An anon channer explains how modren media works: they take the “moral” low ground:
There is not enough misfortune that could befall lying, malevolent media propagandists which would satisfy my bloodlust.
KEEP IT COMING
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Commenter P.K. Griswold,
Whole bunch of beta-exes just got a random text.
Back to that ol’ dependable well for the roadworn shrews. It’s gonna be funny when betaboys sack up and stop making honest women of these slatterns.
It’s typical of Uncle Drunk supporters to be so cruel. Journalists provide an invaluable service. And to those who dismiss the concept of male privilege, I must ask; why are he vast majority of journalists who are losing their jobs happen to be women?
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Who is going to doxx teenage kids if not a hard working, dedicated journalist?
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those poor, poor journalists…we will all surely miss them
not like we cannot have a computer program regurgitate orange man bad for us
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It’s so unfair. They really are the only jobs for those with degrees in “interpretative tweeting”. How else would we know what people that tweet are actually saying. So cruel.
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I must ask; why are he vast majority of journalists who are losing their jobs happen to be women?
If you can tell us wtf a “gender politics” and “poverty and inequality” reporter is, we may be able to suss it out.
Last I checked the want-ads, PhDs in Chemistry and such were in high demand…
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.. PhDs in Rom-Com, not so much.
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A PhD in Rom-Com… (((shakin’ mah haid)))
That someone allegedly a “professional” would even think to say that, in a tweet begging for another job, tells us all we need to know about these “journalists”.
Clown World became just a bit more clownier.
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Gayg hits it on the head here…who tf is this person and wtf world are they living in that they think such a thing belongs in this message?
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Because females in the workforce are useless. Can you not read?
[CH: that iteration of spirit within is a clever parody troll.]
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Let’s not go crazy with the “clever” stuff… he’s still a bit too obvious.
Most of the replies are just yeggs having a go just in case some innocent peanut gallery noob needs to learn how to handle the real thing.
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An admirable economy of words.
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Brevity is the soul of wit
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Who dis bitch?
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Trump is a teetotaler, btw.
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Not sure that’s a good thing.
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Because they suck at their jobs. And if they were hot at one point, Father Time takes his due!
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Because the vast majority are women , you clod.
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Lollzolz perhaps Ezra Klein is next.
That you, Essra?
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4/10
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“Journalists provide an invaluable service.”
What, exactly?
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Maybe because they studied and specialised in areas that people outside of their echo chamber really don’t care about.
And they weren’t journalists, they were propaganda mouthpieces
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This is what happens when you monetize and jobify what is essentially a bunch of girls writing “dear diary”. Women love to write because they can seldom do.
I’m reminded of that fake Cosmo cover “Over-Analyzing” (https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/05/long-viral-life-overanalyzing-magazine/327642/). These bitches basically got hired and paid to do that all day long.
Also the tweet about backpage….shiv in the megaton range. I had a megaton level guffah. You win the internet today Tantum.
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That’s a good analogy ‘Dear Diary’.
The Guardian is basically that and they just follow every anti Trump position even if its hypocrisy
‘Detroit needs jobs…nigs need jobs’
but then
‘Trump’s car tariffs are destroying the Mexican factories ‘
Arwa Mahdawi is a Palestinian lesbo who writes whatever she is feeling at that point in time .
I always get her and our friend Valenti mixed up.
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And our old friend Julia Ioffe just writes any old crap. Her charade is she is Russian tribe and has the inside scope on Trump and Russia and Pootin is trying to kill her
She has thirsty betas hanging on to their every word
They must be able to live off this…like that Carrie Bradshaw
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the left will trump even he proposed single-payer healthcare.
hell, there are paul krugman articles in 2010 complaining about china exchange manipulation and proposing 25% tarrifs on them
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Most if not all of these women are something other than American.
And because they’re not American I give not one single fuck what they think what they say, or what ultimately happens to them.
I don’t owe them a thing except maybe a knowing smirk.
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One might say that PuffHo simply exercised its pro-choice bona fides and aborted its Opinion division.
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I see a lot of business going to gofund me and various sugar baby sites.
I’m so strong and independent. Isn’t there a man out there who wants to support me?
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Libtards: Better dress warm – winter is coming.
MAGA!
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And they wonder why they are laying of journalist:
And there it is! The “conservatives pounce” narrative pic.twitter.com/lto2Dhvd2O— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) January 23, 2019
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That clown has the gall to say WE were ready to pounce?
They couldn’t skewer the kid fast enough, so don’t tell me THEY didn’t set up that whole shitshow…
… and then let’s talk about Kavanaugh, shall we?
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Grassley supposedly filed charges against the other 2 or 3 lying sluts who said Kavanaugh was a g@ng r@pist……what’s happened there?
Globohomo will get rid of Kavanaugh the first chance they get when they control power
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“What they say is right. That is power, and people will eat it up.” -chan anon
Related: I warned you.
“We’re down to whatever somebody says who has sufficient authority to back it up. And if the common law falls at that point, there’s nothing left. We’re done. ”
https://tteclod.wordpress.com/2015/06/25/we-no-longer-have-the-rule-of-law/
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Algorithms can write better copy.
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GANs, baby, GANs
(Generative Adversarial Networks) no, I don’t mean CNN and MSNBC.
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The latter being “Degenerative Adversarial Networks”, or as they say: “back to you, DAN”.
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well played, sir
needed a good chuckle this Friday morning
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yea and i’m the only one they cant replicate even after all these years
the dude ass fucking bitches was blatant
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I hear Mars Needs Women. Saw it in a movie one time. There’s you go ladies. Dress warm the vacuum of space is pretty cold.
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In space, no one can hear you REEEEEEE.
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Thanks Greg, I needed a caption for this meme!
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Off to some other civilization-destroying enterprise created by semites they go.
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Trailing lawsuits … they’ll wander the desert
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where are the ones being fired over the 14 year old boy debacle
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HuffPo’s loss will be Starbuck’s gain.
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Is Starbucks even doing well right now? I’d assume they are too massive to be done in by recent events, but it seems like they might be hurting. I hope so.
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PhD in Romantic Comedies might be the only credential less useful than that Lesbian Dance Theory degree.
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Overheard at her next “let’s do lunch” attempt at “networking”:
“I thought you looking for work… why are you still wearing $300 shoes?”
RBF: “Well, I HAVE to keep up appearances… I can’t be just another asshole on the street with a resume`.”
“But you ARE just another asshole on the street with a resume`.”
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Good thing the Germans invented a word for what I’m feeling right now.
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I used to think schadenfreude was one of the Seven Deadlies…
… but in this case, I feel like God will give us a pass.
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That’s funny, God recommends millstones for those who commit an offense against Christian children. Matt 18.
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Can’t get enough of those delicious baby blue aphrotweety tears…
“Stand back! We don’t know how big this might get!”
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They need to read a copy of “Employment Game”.
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I bought your book. So centered around engineering…. didn’t help this accountant.
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Reblogged this on Nicht-Linke Blogs.
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I find this satisfying. Huge change of plans for these who-ers. Gonna live in the big city and ride the carousel till yer 42? Not anymore. How many will be looking for a beta to support them now?
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Yep. Whole bunch of beta-exes just got a random text.
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Hotdamn that’s a solid jab.
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I can imagine… something along the lines of
“Boo hoo, lost my job today. Buy me dinner?”
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tantum’s tweet should be in running for tweet of the decade.
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notice she did not just say talented
but also said
LOVELY
now havnt these chicks been writing about equal rights for woman supposedly but when need a job all the sudden they bringing love to the equation too
GTFO
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It’s like the chicks who tried to counter that “feminists are ugly” hashtag by… tweeting a selfie
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i’m available
not i’m looking for a job
is journalism just a big harem?
just cleaning out the older bitches
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Is ANYONE ever in the market for an opinion editor with a huge and diverse rolodex?
Geez, toots… stand back, I wouldn’t want you to get trampled in the stampede.
:VERY LARGE DUCKFACE
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backpage shutting down right before the buzzfeed layoffs really is a 1-2 punch
This is actually bad news in a sense. Backpage was a great place to buy guns off paper. I bought several there.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU CH FOR THIS POST….which I’ve reread several times. God it feels good to see these malevolent parasitical bitches on the scrap heap. I knew Huffpo was doomed when I saw their editorial board. 100% female and based on appearance I’d say more than half were Special People. Thanks again.
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You’d think they might have learned when Arianna Huffington sold the joint and kept all the money. You people? Nah, fuck off, you’re dime a dozen. Everyone still thinks that.
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WINNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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15 percent chicks being laid off and people caring is not winning
where are the firings over the 14 year old kid and the indian dude
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I see burning Conestogas on the horizon.
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Look at it this way, tonight any reasonably chic bar from coast to coast will be well-stocked with leathery vag.
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No worries. They can all learn to code, have high-paying new jobs in no time.
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plenty of places will hire them just for the lovely
and the skimpy shit they wear and the makeup
why it not equal
almost all offices
with almost all woman
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I read that as “almost all orifices” at first
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The thirst is real.
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You can say that again
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Now that all those “journalists” are laid off, they’re no longer “journalists,” right? That means they’re no longer someone of importance. Does that mean they have to give up their blue checks?
And if they don’t have to now, then, when? How many days of sitting on the sofa hitting F5 on social media sites and email hoping for interviews does it take to become a non-blue check nobody again? 30? 180?
Because they don’t get those for life, do they? Does somebody in a successful band from age 18-23 who then gets a law degree and lives to 86 and never makes music again, they don’t keep their blue check forever, do they?
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Hopefully Twatter won’t be around that long.
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Now that all those “journalists” are laid off, they’re no longer “journalists,” right? That means they’re no longer someone of importance. Does that mean they have to give up their blue checks?
And if they don’t have to now, then, when? How many days of sitting on the sofa hitting F5 on social media sites and email hoping for interviews does it take to become a non-blue check nobody again? 30? 180?
Because they don’t get those for life, do they? Does somebody in a successful band from age 18-23 who then gets a law degree and lives to 86 and never makes music again, they don’t keep their blue check forever, do they?
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I don’t know but Keith Richards who lives near me looks like he’s doing alright.
Although he needs a shot of cocaine and a bj from Patti to get going in the morning.
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“There is not enough misfortune that could befall lying, malevolent media propagandists which would satisfy my bloodlust.”
katy tur’s dad used to be a chopper pilot in la. covered oj run and the rodney king riots. was known as kind of a hunk…
now he’s a woman. katy was so pissed at him she didn’t talk to him for a year or something
lol
“journalism” has a higher rate of psychopathy than real estate
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Poor federal workers can’t afford tampons lolozlozozoozll. Should have got a husband instead of stealing the life of your men. My wife wants for nothing.
Also plan ahead and save something. Also all organizations can fail.
We don’t care. How many private sector employees have been laid off.
So much could be said. Clown world is lunacy.
Jews always pray for a strong federal government, not for the health of the people of the host nation that takes them in. They are enemies of the host population and they rely on the government to protect them.
Consult Book of Esther. Purim.
We are in the Book of Esther.
Creation of thought crimes, hate crimes, and now smirk crimes that can only be committed by white men and, apparently, boys.
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Unhand me, mod.
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Poor federal workers can’t afford tampons lolozlozozoozll. Should have got a husband instead of stealing the life of your men. My wife wants for nothing.
Also plan ahead and save something. Also all organizations can fail.
LOL, too true.
Federal workers make bank. Any one of them who handles his finances properly should have enough money saved to make it a couple months with no paycheck. Hell, I do, and I live off disability benefits amounting to eight dollars an hour.
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might want to take down kids pic on banner he only 14
or ask him
regards,
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Stop worrying about the mule goin’ blind.
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It’s wrong to say it’s good these journalists are out of work.
You see these were not journalists. They were more like typists. The idea that they were journalists was their idea.
I hope they wend up having to suck dicks to pay for their Subarus.
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Journalism exists now to preach the gospel of globohomo. The journalists are discovering a harsh truth: rank-and-file clergy are never paid well.
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Their reward will be in heaven. 😉
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isn’t this the same outfit that netted ariana huffington several billion dollars for her free content farm?
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She’s Jewish
@ChloeAngyal
I’ve never felt as Jewish as I have in this election. I’ve never felt that being Jewish makes me vulnerable like I have in this election.
http://archive.is/vTc9j
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The next thing you know, you’ll be telling us that there’s been gambling in this establishment.
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goys my business is growing I urgently need to fill the position of
Senior Powerpoint Specialist, Vice President
PhD in Romantic Comedy is MUST
If you meet the criteria send resume to [email protected]
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They will get hired. It’s a carousel (sic) in media world where they just go from one agency to another.
Julia Ioffe got fired for tweeting ‘Trump must be f1cking Ivanka ‘ and the Atlantic hired her.
Michelle Goldberg wrote The End Is Nigh 18 months ago that an impeachment was about to happen.
Shes still employed.
They all got the 2016 election wrong but still have jobs
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If enough get put out to sea, they’ll start to run out of lifeboats. When the establishment can no longer guarantee sinecures in return for absolute loyalty, then they really start to unravel.
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There’s always a backlash and the insanity could only go on so long.
The Revolution is now here and that kid had the ‘smirk heard ’round the world.’
This calls for a Boomer song.
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There’s always a backlash and the insanity could only go on so long.
The Revolution is now here and that kid had the ‘smirk heard ’round the world.’
This calls for a Boomer song.
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The Boomers: the last generation of men that had normal testosterone levels
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Actually, that would be Generation X.
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Borders Closed by Fashy John Denver:
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Dindu Vibrations:
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Good by to Jew!
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How come none of these writers know the difference between literally and figuratively?
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The decline of HuffingtonPost is a sad story. It started off very strong back in the mid 2000s delivering hard hitting analysis and great content. The comment section in particular was amazing some of the best stuff I had read up until that point on a whole host of issues. It no doubt contributed to the election of Obama but despite their support they remained critical of him as well. After it got bought out it went into major decline as a few honest liberals have even acknowledged focusing on petty and trivial shit like gender. They eliminated the old comment section as well and everyone was left with this bland, boring, wannabe mainstream entity.
Andrew Breitbart co-founded the HuffingtonPost and considering he was able to recreate that success with own site suggests he was the real brains behind the operation not Ariana,
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I wrote them all a nice tweet.
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I don’t get it. Why are they laying people off? It’s not like (((they))) care about the profitability of their propaganda machine. Ad revenue was never the point. It is and always has been about shaping public opinion which they arent going to stop doing. Women losing their livelihoods is great but it seems like there has to be a catch. I’m not trying to black pill, I’m just suspicious that whatever is going to replace these whores is going to be even worse.
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(((They))) might not care about profit SOMETIMES in order to serve The Narrative…
… but when the bleeding flows too greatly, well… agenda is agenda, but BUSINESS is business.
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they dont know spending money as long as it creates a narrative.
that’s why hollywood dont expend much money on art movies. they’re very left-wing but nobodies really watch them. it’s much better for them to expend on some late night talk show or other crap because it’s influential
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they don’t care*
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No it’s because these particular journosluts weren’t being effective in spreading the agenda. $ has nothing to do with it.
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HuffPo may not care about profit, but profit cares about them.
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Eventually the Judas goats get the knife themselves.
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I suspect there’s a story behind this story. It’s not like they were turning a profit, so which billionaire’s funding dried up?
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My money says that Uncle Sugar’s funding dried up.
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This
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“I’m going to finish this tampon story…period!” lol…that would have been that way to finish it properly.
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For.The.Win.
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“Please shoah yourselves out.”
[CH: lol nice one]
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The laid-off yentas will sue for anti-semitic discrimination.
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Because there’s no business like Shoah business…
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The shoah must go on.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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This post is from The Onion, right? I can not believe that those sad sob Tweets (or whatever they are called for I am not on faggot social media) from those laid-off womyn are real.
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Maybe Huffho and the other sites are clearing out their old inventory of cat-girls who have hit The Wall to make way for the younger/hotter/tighter Gen Z girls who are coming on line.
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it’s quite a pink sofa the HR departments in such liberal places
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These young female gyrnalists were the gyrls not hot enough to be hired as secretaries at law firms. Law firms hire the hottest young women.
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Those young womyn did Nazi that coming.
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They will get jobs at other leftist rags.
There isn’t a net reduction across the entire profession. Only then can we celebrate.
These twats are not qualified to do anything other than clean public bathrooms (and compete with illegals for those jobs). Until we see that outcome, the natural order has not been restored.
[CH: i doubt it. leftist rags are downsizing across the market. the jobs for these diarists aren’t there like they used to be.]
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What cannot be sustained wont. whether digital media, feminism or the US of a….
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“Whole bunch of beta-exes just got a random text.”
lolz. I remember back in the early days, zeets said (during the 2009 recession) DC chicks were super hard up to pay rent and eat, so they were dating and fucking around just to stay hydrated.
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Guess they’re just going to have to stay home with their strong husbands and lovely children…no, wait
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Ive been bouncing from one canned ladies’ Twitter to the next just to read the responses to their layoff announcements. It goes without saying how hilarious their “credentials” are. But what stands out as well is the shamelessness. Can you imagine not only being fired, but then to not just publicly declare it, but follow it with passively begging for help finding a new job? I guess being that they’re women its not only impossible for them to correlate the job they performed with the performance of their employer, but to realize how goddamn pitiful they’re acting. Though, nowadays, being pitiful is the next best thing to being marginalized in the libturd hierarchy. Point being, if i got fired from a job, you sure as hell wouldn’t hear about it from me. And damn sure not on a public platform.
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https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/the-offensive-big-bash-banner-that-went-viral/news-story/5c796a91583f7713f701f646d989bfe6
I’m pleasantly surprised there’s a few uncucked countrymen in this once great, huwhite nation.
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Awesome.
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I’m pretty sure that in america and europe big part of the traditional media dont really profit from traditional ways, like ads and subscriptions. the newspapers, for example, they lost too much of their circulation that it’s impossible they replacing fast with online subscriptions.
so the reason why there’s such spending on media is because of: INFLUENCE. they want to buy influence simply. washington post is the finest example, of course. but it applies to everywhere. in much shorter scale is the right-wing thinktanks that are completely irrelevant right now btw.
but huffington post is so incompetent that they dont even serve to do this. buzzfeed at least they have an entertainment section videos that people watch even if it’s just to hate them.
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An inspiring post. Sucks about Backpage, though. I’m sure something else will pop up in its place.
Worth it to see these demons in misery.
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Good point.
And, you did nothing wrong.
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Went to a hotel in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Mrs. UndertheDRADIS discovered that almost all of the entire cleaning staff was male. Some of the reasons cited were that the women tended to stand around and spend half the day talking. The men tended to come in, clean the rooms, and go home. They considered it the easiest job they had ever had. One guy said that he had lots of extra time to play video games at home, now.
When it comes to the lower-end jobs, I suspect that male productivity is going to win out.
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“PuffedHo laid off 15% of its propaganda team, most of them women.”
That may sound like good news but the better news is that layoffs never come as singletons, but as herds, one layoff after another, three at a minimum. Right now, some HuffPo manager is telling the newsroom that there are no more layoffs immediately anticipated, which means the next one will come in three months, and then three months after that.
If the “journalists” were smart, and they’re not, they’d be checking out the coding boot camps so they can get a start on a real career that contributes to society. But they won’t. They’ll ride HuffPo down until it crashes and burns and wind up pouring coffee at Starbucks.
And they will learn nothing from it all.
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The role of “opinion editor” in mass media — including its online descendants — is made obsolete by the Automated Turk editing of content platforms like Youtube, Twitter and, of course, Google “search results”.
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[…] Like my own, Heartiste’s sympathy for recently Funemployed™ journo-hacks is…limiteds. […]
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