
Happy fresh pumpkin is deluded about its shelf life.
Sad rotting pumpkin is deluded about its freedom of choice.
Corrective: A Great Patriarchal Pumpkin rising from the pumpkin thatch.
Where pretty lies perish.
Jan 7th, 2018 by CH

Happy fresh pumpkin is deluded about its shelf life.
Sad rotting pumpkin is deluded about its freedom of choice.
Corrective: A Great Patriarchal Pumpkin rising from the pumpkin thatch.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths
Racially loyal White girls are a precious commodity. If I were to ever simp, I would simp for them.
I've gone back and forth on the global warming issue (the "experts" should stop calling it climate change), but over time the vast accumulation of data by sensors and thermometers all over the world, terrestrial, oceanic, and orbital, conclusively proves that global mean temperature is rising.
And rising fast.
You can't accuse a thermometer of bias.
How much is the product of natural climatic cycles and how much is human-induced is debatable, but that the world is heating up is not, and if it continues on its current trajectory then mass worldwide famines are all but assured.
The weight of the evidence proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump started the War of Aggression against Iran at the behest of jews who wanted a more secure Israel.
But if I were inclined to more conspiratorial thinking, I'd wonder if the globohomo class encouraged Trump's Persia Folly and consequent spike in crude oil prices as part of a long game to wean the developed and developing nations off of oil. Perhaps they had seen alarming data on global warming and have decided the best course of action is no longer to convince the masses to give up their cars but to force the choice upon them by making ICE car ownership cost-prohibitive.
How bad is the US healthcare and health insurance system?
This bad:
The wealthiest Americans have an average lifespan on par with the poorest Europeans.
I am willing to give up the internet for the complete destruction of Globohomo.
Are you?
I already loved Iran, you didn't need to convince me.
"fully assimilated to American culture" means free-falling to the lowest common denominator of Sportsball and Amazon Prime Shopping (SAPS).
It also means that the nonwhite "assimilators" will just as quickly drag White culture in the direction of nonwhite culture as either will assimilate to the deracialized goyslop dystopia favored by the judaized oligarchs. This assimilation process will rapidly converge to a nonwhite behavior and values norm in America as the nonwhite invasive species increasingly outnumber the native Whites.
So, no, Whites should not want nonwhites to assimilate, given that successful nonwhite assimilation means the degradation and sterility of American society and the eventual rejection and replacement of historic White cultures.
Stealing my wordplay. Tism activated.
The very dark and dismal part of my psyche wonders if there would have been an outpouring of support from mad pinkhatters for Clancy if her children were frizzy mulattos.
I think we all know the answer to that, and in that we have a clue to the source of the madness.
Diminution of both establishment wings of the Uniparty is the ideal outcome for pro-Whites.
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2 pictures refuting 10,000 feminazi words with lol. What more do you want?
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“What more do you want?”
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BTW, if Audacious Epigone’s numbers are correct, then the sad rotting pumpkins are unbreeding themselves right out of existence.
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Younger Hotter Tighter Tradcon Pumpkins FTW.
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[…] The Pumpkin Theory Of Female Choosiness […]
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>> Happy fresh pumpkin is deluded about its shelf life.
^ The “virgin”
>> Sad rotting pumpkin is deluded about its freedom of choice.
^ The “vampire”
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R.I.P. Barry.
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Showed this to my wife and she howled.
She also had jolly good rogering a couple of hours ago.
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Did she squirt? Tell us about your wife getting fucked
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Heh, heh… Proverbs 16:18, right on cue.
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Judgie, we talk about grownup topics here, like grownups. Do try following the proprietor’s example.
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She is a daily squirter ….with me anyway
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omfg
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You guys have gotta try the cold chai.
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Unfortunately, sad rotting pumpkin has real freedom of choice only if all the nice guys get deprived of THEIRS. And that’s the true impetus powering feminism these days.
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nah; these women have dogs. MGTOW is men’s response to rotten pumpkin and dogs.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
This blog. You might have to jump off the CH train every-so-often to T. C. of B.; but no matter how much work you do, you still end up riding the Château Express back home sooner or later.
It’s a blog for all seasons.
Literally.
Happy Fresh Pumpkin…and Sad Rotting Pumpkin! – damn it, CH, it’s going to take a few DAYS to stop laughing over that one.
But the God of Biomechanics laughs on…

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She can bring home the bacon, and burn it while talking on the phone. She can put off children, until her ovaries are coughing up stones.
Cause she beez crazy. O B – G Y N !
Little girls dream of Barbie Mansions. Teens dream of hair and makeup. Young women dream of fulfilling careers. They all want a Prince in America, a country that kicked Royalty to the Curb with GUNS.
WHY ARE WE LETTING THEM VOTE?
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