Can you blame him for wanting to be born in Alabama? He will make a great American. This kid is awesome. He even has a shitlord face. I was going to post this story too.
Mom is a hideous looking hispanic woman. The fact that she needed various and sundry prophylactic devices to keep her from becoming pregnant and it still wasn’t enough is the perfect example of the differences between male and female sexuality.
FYI, that baby has bits of bloody placenta in it’s hair.
See between the baby’s head and the towel.
That is a real photo taken less than an 20 minutes after it’s c-section delivery — the head isn’t squished like a vaginal delivery — and just after the delivery nurses toweled the little S***lord off.
I’m actually in a huge debate(several actually)on this, on FB. Come find me. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100015614700759
Fuck the anonymous shit. No way to live your life. (unless you’re big and the consequence is being silenced. Keep your anonymity as long as possible CH)
Pic reminds me of the ending of Papillon;
“Hey you bastards! I’m still here..”
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Or Jurassic Park. “Nature will find a way”.
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He’ll grow up to be this guy
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Two shitlords in one. The boy, and the person who put it in his hand for the picture.
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[…] Shitlord Of The Month […]
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Holy shit, is the baby holding an IUD?
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oh i thought it was a dreamcatcher
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It is.
Zing!
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The same IUD he snuck past according to the story.
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Nine Pounder too…
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Dad must be in the infantry because he is at Fort Benning.
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Can you blame him for wanting to be born in Alabama? He will make a great American. This kid is awesome. He even has a shitlord face. I was going to post this story too.
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Speaking of shitlords:
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN1802T6
Push/pull.
This site has taught me more about human nature than all my time studying for that BA in Psychology.
[CH: good catch. trump used classic push-pull game to get that bill passed.]
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Kid wanted to be conceived so he could get some pussy. Hell yeah!
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It’s doubly-impressive tale, considering what the mom looks like.
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Dood, no kidding. Damn, that’s fugly
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desert queen
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Mom is a hideous looking hispanic woman. The fact that she needed various and sundry prophylactic devices to keep her from becoming pregnant and it still wasn’t enough is the perfect example of the differences between male and female sexuality.
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My wife got pregnant on this exact type of birth control. Now I’m raising up my own little shitlady.
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I kid you not this kinda BC is scary. My girl has it too, and we worry about pregnancy all the time.
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It is. After looking around it’s a bit more common than the 99.9% we were led to believe.
Make sure she gets in to be checked out if she is ever late.
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She’s fucking late this week. I can’t handle another kid right now.
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I’m sorry man. My wife is all over that place. Sometimes 5 weeks sometimes 7. Maybe it’s something like that.
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I really hope it’s just that.
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Shitlord of the Century: the Duke of Edinburgh
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ninety-gaffes-in-ninety-years-2290148.html
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That plastic device was meant to kill him, not prevent him, kill him. Tough little dude. He is our hope.
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FYI, that baby has bits of bloody placenta in it’s hair.
See between the baby’s head and the towel.
That is a real photo taken less than an 20 minutes after it’s c-section delivery — the head isn’t squished like a vaginal delivery — and just after the delivery nurses toweled the little S***lord off.
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Shitlord of all ages.
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Hold the door. This kid is non-Caucasian. Reminds me of the birthing scene in “Me, Myself, and Irene”. Just what the world needs, another mulatto.
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And yet this is the picture stupid bitches share on FB, attached to a meme, to argue abortion.
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I’m actually in a huge debate(several actually)on this, on FB. Come find me. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100015614700759
Fuck the anonymous shit. No way to live your life. (unless you’re big and the consequence is being silenced. Keep your anonymity as long as possible CH)
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Funny how the most talented rapper was white… lmao
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