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A reader perspicaciously noted that not only does this GBFM-approved photo of a carousel feature a cock front and center, but there’s a white horse just to its side missing its white knight, and a hungry cougar right behind the cock ready to devour the soul of the girl riding it.

Sometimes eternal truths are revealed through sadistic serendipity.

51 Responses to “The Perfect Spinster Metaphor?”

  1. […] The Perfect Spinster Metaphor? […]

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  2. Ripp says:

    Still lolllzloozlzozlzlz about that pic.

    Heartistian classic. Right up there w Mona Lisa amd mozart s requiem

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  3. Lichthof says:

    Great blog but none of my comments get posted. Censorship seems to be in force on wordpress.

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  4. Ripp says:

    And to add if you notice carefully the mirrkr reflection in the upper right corner:

    2 lower bodies of a man on the left and a girl on the right with a large space in between them. They are obviously looking at the cock carousel which represents society and they are apart…not together.

    And the tiny gravitational flux I’m the mirror between the 2 people can represent the start of Joo tearing the family apart.

    Damn this photo mock up could be a treatment summary for Davinci code part 3.

    Lolz…

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  5. Anonymous says:

    And the mirror without a reflection to connote that she has lost her soul and is most likely a vampire.

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  6. pdwalker says:

    I though you chose this carousel picture on purpose because it had those features.

    I guess this makes you a subconscious genius.

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  7. mendozatorres says:

    Seen this photo so many times and missed that.

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  8. SigmaUnplugged says:

    That creature looks like Draco Malfoy, on meth.

    To further elaborate on the white horse. The placement is absolutely perfect. The white knight will loyally and dutifully hold the hand and stand by the side of the sickly carousel rider and simply keep on spinning with said carousel rider in the slight hope that one day his position will change. Sorry, Sir chump, you will never exit the white knight friend zone. You are bolted down forever enslaved to the roll of carousel spectator. . . Literally, that horse is literally bolted down.

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    • Anonymous says:

      It seems the white night runs along with the cock carrousel, patiently waiting for women to reach their epiphany phase and jump into the empty saddle he has been offering all these lonely years, just minutes before they crash face first into the wall

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  9. OT: ever since ROT wrote about Mad Max, it’s created quite a ruckus. You can see the WK and Manginas out in spades on the imdb comment boards. Hell, even the comments on the article itself.

    Friggin’ hilarious!

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  10. Treezus says:

    Gross. I can’t stand looking at that grrrls’s face.

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  11. newlyaloof says:

    haha. This picture is so perfect. And there’s more! The white knight isn’t on his horse. He’s either watching from the sidelines or working. In the mirror you see a small plus sign next to the male onlooker’s women pants, and you see a minus sign next to the single mom jeans – with her pink N.O.W. shirt. The illuminate eye in the mirror is watching it all. On the ceiling of the ride above the cock-riding woman is a clock. Too perfect. And let’s not forget the numerous stripper poles that also accompany the ride.

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  12. newlyaloof says:

    AND, let’s not forget the 8-foot-high gated community motif going on with the gate in the back, and the ride is practically void of kids since nobody’s having kids and marrying (and it now costs too many tickets to ride more than once).

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  13. earl says:

    Obligatory.

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  14. Malcolm X-Lax says:

    That chick looks like a cross between Golum from LOTR and Harold from Harold & Maude.

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  15. Marissa says:

    Speaking of spinsters, here’s 29-year-old Lena Dunham. Hope no one wanted to have a boner today:

    [CH: she looks like a dumpy manboy with wide hips caused by a stunted prenatal exposure to testosterone.]

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  16. coolcono says:

    A new word for cock carousel terminology. What is the name for an old hen? combine that with something else.

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  17. JCclimber says:

    The cougar isn’t waiting to devour the girl who falls off the cock.
    The cougar is pursuing the cock to eat it, but will never catch the prime alpha cock. And THEN she will consume any other girl who falls off the carousel.

    Speaking of the cougar chasing the cock, if you’ve ever chased a cock around a yard like Rocky in training, you know it is difficult to catch one. So the cougar has to lay in ambush and pounce on the cock by surprise, or when he is sleepy or sufficiently drugged by alcohol.

    Otherwise that wily beast will get away.

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