Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Nov 18th, 2014
Sandals. White tube socks. Is that a fanny pack? His fashion sense is clearly beta. But then there’s his body language. Leg up, the fulcrum of his maleness insolently displayed under her nose. If this were a gif I bet we’d see him swinging his pelvis into her. A fat nerd in the distance looks … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Comment Winners, Current Events, Lolita, Love, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Nov 18th, 2014
Days of Broken Arrows provides a short history of Charles Manson, convicted murderer, cult leader, psychopath, and alpha male with a knack for harem building and marrying much younger women while in prison for life. Manson: Son of a prostitute. No father. Awful childhood. Barely literate. 5’2″ tall. Spent most of his youth in detention … Read more
Reader H.H. is bedeviled by the Boyfriend Zone. Dear Chateau! you’ve helped me a lot so… What to do when girls always put me in the “potential boyfriend” category? I’m a sociable guy who usually has no problems talking to strangers, getting people to smile or laugh, etc. I travel, have a cool job, hit … Read more
Which man is envied by more men and desired by more women? a. The childless player who has a history of bedding beautiful, unencumbered women and is currently in a relationship with a pretty girl on the Pill, a relationship which he seasons every so often with side flings. or b. The low class oaf … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Nov 15th, 2014
Many readers sent CH a link to this story for inclusion in the Beta of the Year contest. But is he really beta, or is he that lowest of life forms, the omega male? A Chinese man dropped to his knees for 30 days (and 30 nights?) in an act of contrition to win back … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Nov 14th, 2014
Inspired by the subversively realist Shoshana Roberts catcall video, a hundred “Ten Hours of [X] Walking in NYC” parody videos have sprung up like facial scruff on Amanda Marcotte. This is a good one: “Judge me by my size, do you?” 😆 Mockery is the best tonic for feminist idiocy. I can smell the feminist … Read more
Posted in Science Validates Game, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Nov 14th, 2014
SCIENCE! has given us a glimpse into the possible origins of the renowned human female mate preference for jerkboys of varying jerkitude. Male sexual aggression: What chimps can reveal about people Male chimpanzees that wage a campaign of sustained aggression against females sire more offspring than their less violent counterparts, new research finds. The results … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Hitting The Wall, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Rules of Manhood on Nov 13th, 2014
Commenter natphilosopher poses an interesting thought experiment, What I want to know is, what’s the CH translation factor [for female age versus female fatness]? I figure, maybe 2-2.5 pounds/year? A 20 year old who’s 50 pounds overweight against the same woman 20-25 years later, but now she’s lost the extra weight and toned up? No, … Read more
Posted in The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Nov 13th, 2014
Step 1: Stop feeding them. Step 2: Introduce predators. Step 3: Profit economically, socially, spiritually. Best, CH
If a girl tells you she’s having boyfriend troubles, what message should you take from that? How would you proceed? A reader provides blog fodder, I have a hot personal trainer, obviously I’m interested. She has a boyfriend, but the other day she sent me a text telling me the boyfriend might be cheating on … Read more
