everybodyhatesscott (poor scott) writes,
If women had 300 years of quality pre-wall existence, they’d spend the first 298 years partying and the last 2 looking for a husband.
And they’d go through 50 litters of cats.
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Sep 22nd, 2013 by CH
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Coconut oil by itself might get you to spf 7, which doesn't meet the FDA minimum threshold of spf 15 for adequate UV protection. Calcium carbonate as a texture additive might boost the spf a few points.
If you are prone to skin cancer, you should probably stick with the FDA approved sunscreens, 30 spf or higher.
Also, coconut oil is incredibly greasy. You like that feeling on a hot humid day? There are non-greasy sunscreen options that feel like talcum powder.
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Nigs?
They all voted for President Trump in 2024.
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Comment of the week?? LOL this should be a sticky post at the top of the site!
close to it, yes. but i’m thinking ‘younger tighter thirty pounds lighter’ would be a better choice.
i am currently living in the self-made hell of dating women in their thirties that are looking for a soft place to land after their complete irresponsibility concerning mate choice, children, a plan for their future, a recognition of the coming wall, etc. and there is no end of tears and guilt they will lay on you to make you feel like you are less a man for not picking up their baggage and carrying it to your grave.
i have developed a decent stoneface to combat it but that’s all i’ve got. i gotta shoot younger.
i am currently living in the self-made hell of dating women in their thirties that are looking for a soft place to land after their complete irresponsibility concerning mate choice, children, a plan for their future, a recognition of the coming wall, etc. and there is no end of tears and guilt they will lay on you to make you feel like you are less a man for not picking up their baggage and carrying it to your grave.
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Can I frame this and install it inside every men’s room in America?
+1000 on the stoneface
with my compliments and a free signed photo of what stoneface i can actually muster, yeah absolutely.
Well, at fifty-five the thirty somethings aren’t too bad. I just tell them that I’m in no hurry to force anything and that I’ll settle down when the “right one” comes along. Works like a charm, and it’s not even a lie.
i am with you there. in my mind (it’s a ways off yet) i think at 55 i will be ready to take the plunge and attempt to raise a son. so some childless late 20s to early 30s gal will be in my sights at that point.
for now i need to try to get back to women in my same stage of no-future-lifestyle
“and there is no end of tears and guilt they will lay on you to make you feel like you are less a man for not picking up their baggage and carrying it to your grave.”
I just had flashbacks …. the horror …….. the horror.
“…there is no end of tears and guilt they will lay on you to make you feel like you are less a man for not picking up their baggage and carrying it to your grave”
Buddy, you said a mouthful!! I feel bad for the straits they’re in (modern American women have been sold a bill of goods), but that sentence bears repeating. Rarely do you see that much high octane truth crammed into a sentence.
I avoid the ones you refer to and social climbers (nest featherers) at all costs. Great post.
Only in dystopias.
Lobsters, anyone? Lobsters appear to be functionally immortal — that is, they don’t age (and apparently only die from external causes). They do this by becoming more fertile as they get older (so selection favored longer lifespan).
One more reason to eat more lobsters.
If I was a lobster I would eat myself.
Crabs will do, in a pinch.
If you’ve checked the CDC stats, crabs are already alive, well, and drug-resistant – one of the reasons I’m actually glad to be off the market.
How the hell can someone still catch crabs? I have no hair down there, and won’t fuck anyone that does.
I was gonna bring up ‘larry the lobster’ from sponge bob, but thought best of it.
It’s the small things in life.
Would we be able to meet the demand for yoga pants?
Imagine the sheer quantity of twerking.
Why, GBFM would surely supply some videos.
Cluck
They’d spend 298 years getting ‘educated’ thinking it makes them more attractive. No, being a 40yo human resources manager with MA in women’s studies doesn’t make you sexier than a thin, illiterate 20yo cleaner.
I’m in the market for a thin, illiterate, 20yo burger-flipper.
You can have her in two years. She’s 18 right now, but I’ll throw her back into the pond when she’s 20.
Well I don’t know about thin, but in any Hispanic neighbourhood there will be plenty of illiterate (in English), 20 yr old ladies flipping burgers.
If they have a job. What they do have are 3 kids (by ghetto-gangstas, you guessed it), at least 2 of whom are headed for rehab and/or an early demise in a gang/police shoot-out.
Damn right. Then these hoes wonder why we refuse to do more than bang them occasionally.
Hamsterbation into ludicrous speed.
This coming from Hilary Clinton?
I’ll take a 20 year old hot broad flipping burgers any day of the damned week. Over educated frigid hate filled 40 year old business chicks are the least attractive broads on the planet.
With human life extension (and/or immortality) at least a possibility in the 21 st century, that’s at least a possibility. A post-scarity, post-mortality world would look very different than today. I wouldn’t mind it myself, it’d be pretty great to have unlimited time to learn unlimited things. Humans for the most part probably wouldn’t be very human long after, for all kinds of reasons.
Watching a lot of scifi, are we?
Unless you can extend your 20′s and 30′s by an extra decade each; the whole life extension biz is bullshit.
It will probably wind up extending the ass end of middle age. Everyone thinks OMG I CAN BE 20 FOR 40 YEARS! No, you’re still going to have to work and get a job, which takes stress out on your body. You’re still going to get in accidents and shit, giving you scars and deformities. You’re still going to drink and do drugs which warp your skin and looks. Remember awhile back some pics from girls who were hot at 19 and the after photo at 23 after only 4 years of partying hard and riding the carousel? Grotesque. Life extension just means you’ll be able to physically work longer for the man, it isn’t going to turn us all into a bunch of Vampires who look 24 forever with clear skin and no disease. Odds are your mental capacities will still degrade at the normal rate, so we’ll have a bunch of people living to 200 who have been crazy since they were 80.
Sure sounds like a Utopia.
Exowombs and sexbots. In the early days of the brave new world, men will be more satisfied than women because their primal urges are more transparent, and technology will cater to them. Back to nature movements for women will proliferate among the wealthy. None, however, will be universallly popular because none will be able to articulate the nature of women in the language of women. Androgynous offspring will be officially encouraged, but concerned parents will bribe genetic engineers and exowomb nurse technicians to endow their progeny with masculine traits. Eventually women as we know them will be forgotten. Their spirit will live on, though, in viral software programs designed to infect sexbots with irrational quirks and transmitable drama. Japanese geeks, who regard such imperfections as charming and sweet, will become the world’s connoisseurs of infected sexbots. They will dominate the market for sexbots, and over time all sexbots will come to vaguely resmeble Japanese chicks, as far as anybody can remember.
And the cheese stands alone.
Women could have everything they want on this planet…and then complain they still don’t have enough.
Why…because they will never have a Y chromosome.
Age-old question: “What do women want?”
Answer: More!
I’d have said Dick.
“If women had 300 years of quality pre-wall existence, they’d spend the first 298 years partying and the last 2 looking for a husband”… And screaming – WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE.
And screaming – WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE.
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They are back in your 20s where you left them.
It’s only a matter of time before they all start withholding sex until men build them a time machine to right this.
As if someone needs their rotten sex when they are about to hit the wall!
Once you decide to give it away for free when you’re young, no smart man is ever going to pay for it.
Withholding sex…HA!
Sex is the only thing they got.
My grandfather told me if it wasn’t for their tits and puss…men would have killed them off a long time ago.
Only the nagging whiny ones. Modern eugenics is easy though: leave them to their cats.
It’s a difficult period to get through, but eventually the smart ones will be gone. They’re literally too smart to breed.
In this age any woman who withholds sex places herself into the category of expendable. Not talking about the virtuous types, rather the acid spitting harpies.
Wouldn’t you?
Cats aren’t my thing but I’m pretty sure I’d spend the first 100 years fucking around… the next 100 years giving birth to 50 or so kids and then the last 100 teaching them how to fuck around by example.
Putting on a helmet and strapping yourself into a race-car for the purpose of competing on an oval track is quite a bracing experience.
The first thing you realize is that, at every single second, you are driving straight towards a concrete wall.
Then you realize that there are no safe run-offs.
Then you realize that the promoters of the race event are perfectly content to expend your life for the goal of selling a few more tickets.
But it is the most fun in a car you can have with your seat-belt on and hot chicks want to worship your cock.
Nothing needs any explaining.
God be praised.
Meh… just keep turning left.
It’s more fun on a motorcycle.
Roger that.
I have never understood the allure of car racing. It’s like commuting to work at Encorpera every day.
German women are very thorough, in what they do, and so they swallow every spurt.
I like the fact that the last used car I sold is now in a high-profile private museum in the Fatherland. A lot.
OT,
“Buffie the Butt model” proving she was once a skinny girl:
Get your daughter on a strong, crazy, dangerous horse by the age of 3.
There will be no chance she will turn like the above.
Wake up and smell the history. Diana Spencer was not exactly a failure of lookism. Neither are any of the other girl children of the Elite.
S Speilbergs daughters rode Dressage competitions against the daughters of D. Trump. Makes them all Smoking hot, and sane.
My own daughter won enough important equestrian events by the age of 16 that she was getting checks instead of me having to write them.
Open your eyes and push ahead. There ARE things that work.
There’s a column on Return of Kings that claims that women who are into horses are batshit insane…
copy that. every one
I can ABSOLUTELY CONCUR that is 100% accurate.
If she is “into horses”… RUN (don’t walk) away from her.
Don’t know about that.
Bearing in mind that 100% of women, period [heh], are batshit insane, my experience is the opposite – that horsey chicks (and, by extension, rural types in general) tend to be more down to earth and sensible than supposedly intelligent ‘sophisticated’ urban/non-outdoorsy females. The latter are more likely to be the ditzy, stupid, crazy ones, imo.
What horsey chicks are, which can be mistaken for craziness, is seriously devoted to their animals. And I mean seriously. Obsessively so.
So long as you can accept that – and that you will always be of secondary importance to a horse – I would highly recommend equestrians. They’re a lot of fun and – bonus! – tend to be in good shape, since looking after horses requires a lot of hard, physical work.
I’ll take a trim, horse-riding gal in tight jodhpurs, who likes to spend her time outdoors in the fresh air or up to her knees in manure mucking out stables, over the typical bar-hopping, self-obsessed, polluted city skank any day of the week.
My ex-wife is a horse chick. They live at the stable and care only for their horses. I too will run like hell from any woman who mentions horses.
Your experience is not the standard for that kind of woman. In fact it is the opposite.
got a hot cousin totally into horses
some day, man, some day
jodhpurs
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So thats what them things are called?
Thanks.
They are indeed crazy as fuck, more than nurses. They are fun for a while before they melt down.
My theory is that a horse is like a massive vibrator, plus they learn at an early age how to be control-freaks.
I’m batting 100% in my experience of horse girls being crazy. Heard this from friends too.
If by Diana Spencer you mean the former Princess of Wales, her looks left me completely cold.
Besides, what applies to royalty, nobility & celebrities does NOT apply to the 99.99999% of others.
Ditto on horse girls being batshit nuts.
Why do you keep repeating this on different threads? It’s stupid. No, I would never put my daughter into horseback riding.
1. It’s dangerous.
2. It’s dirty.
3. Girls can lose their virginity on a saddle.
4. Waste of money.
5. Girls obsessed with animals (any kind) are nuts.
I would rather put my daughter in singing classes or something feminine like that.
Christopher Reeves would agree with you.
CORRECTED, albeit in a minor manner: “And THEN they’d go through 50 litters of cats.”
I think the quote would be more accurate if it said spent 300 years partying, five years banging losers who blow smoke up their butts, and then the next 100 bitching about not being able to find a man.
Two years implies at least some rationality and planning.
“If women had 300 years of quality pre-wall existence, they’d spend the first 298 years partying and the last 2 looking for a husband.”
Just as women have difficulty visualising how a small car will fit into a big parking space, they also seem incapable of visualising how a short period of attractiveness fits into a relatively long life.
Just as women have difficulty visualising how a small car will fit into a big parking space, they also seem incapable of visualising how a short period of attractiveness fits into a relatively long life.
Perfectly stated. They always assume they’ll have the same level of attractiveness at every stage of life.
All else aside, any woman that will stay home and home school and take care of your children for their first 13-14 years is about all a guy can ask for these days. If we can get enough womenz to do that, and do a decent job of it this country could straighten out in a few years.
Until we make smarter children this liberal utopian nightmare will never cease.
Classic beta move….
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/40d4ccf53a/the-break-up
Nothing wrong with cats.
If it wasn’t for sex, I’ll take cats over women any day.
It is certainly true that teen aged girls tend toward obsessive when the Horse Love gene is activated. But first of all, high performance horses generally don’t live so long, there will always be other horses she is caring for, and a new horse is like a new puppy for curing dead-pet-angst. Altogether, they figure it out and the crazy part subsides.
Besides, what other thing would you rather your nubile woman-child be fixated on and desperate to please?
The tights worn for competition are absolutely merciless in the way they display any unsightly ass shape. Thus, young women who ride seriously will do what it takes to fix that, even if throwing hay bales around isn’t enough.
Some good ;lessons there, imho..
Relevant to the much needed and always appreciated bashing on slutty chicks bitching about being single in their 30s:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/483318927.html
another relevant (to a different thread) here
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/979427049.html