PA, one of the dark right’s consistently quality commenters, writes at GLPiggy:
When working on obtaining permanent residency for the foreign spouse, you are both interviewed by an ICE agent whose job it is to decide if you’re a real couple or not. Applicants (US citizen sponsor and the foreign fiancee) are advised to bring photos of the two of you on dates and other evidence that you’re a bona fide couple. They ask you things like the color of each others toothbrush, and things like that.
The agent who interviewed us — I was in my early/mid 30s then and my fiancee in her early 20s — HATED HATED HATED me. She gave out an enormous Ivy League lesbian feminist vibe, and kept trying to trip me up on facts. My demeanor was one of amused mastery layered with crocodile-grin politeness, and I’d produce every kind of documentation she’d ask for. I was genuinely amused by the process. At one point she asked me with a note of exasperation “are you a lawyer?” She ended the interview by telling my fiancee “make sure you get an education and know your rights as a woman!” or something to that effect. Good times.
By the way, I believe we were the only white couple in the entire waiting room filled with hundreds of other applicants that day.
Having known a few European-background foreigners of exceptional mien who journeyed through the (legal) US citizenship gauntlet instead of just doing the easy thing and jumping the border, and having heard their stories of woe navigating layer upon layer of inexcusably combative cunts and sneering diversity hire ballast, I can attest to the authenticity of PA’s experience.
So this is what America is becoming: Land of the Ivy League dyke and home of the anti-white bigot. A degenerate army of feminist and racialist bureaucrat multicultists who not-so-secretly despise white men staffs our government agencies, top to bottom, front to back, floor to ceiling, cubicle to cubicle, shore to shore. The very immigrants we should be welcoming with open arms — smart, white Europeans — are the immigrants to which our (literal) gatekeepers are most hostile, preferring instead to smile broadly and swing the doors widely to indigent Somali tribesmen.
Way to put your best face forward, America!
No homo, but I would trade one million American lesbian feminists for one foreign-born PA. It wouldn’t increase my competition — that’s one million fewer man-hating beasts despoiling my environment and spreading the virus of slothful fatassery among the few remaining slender American women — and it would add one more ally in the war against the ideological perversion known here as equalism. And if you think America isn’t stacked and packed with one million quasi-dyke feminists, well, you haven’t been here long enough to appreciate the comprehensive cave the voices of reason made to the forces of treason.
America is no longer the country she once was. She’s now a fragile papier-maché prop containing nothing but wire hanger and air inside her. Won’t take much more than a match to burn her sad effigy to the ground.
It is funny that the GOP is all gay for immigrants, or they think they can work with obama on it when, yeah you can put all the requirements into it you want, Obama’s just going to waive those requirements across the board.
“I believe we were the only white couple in the entire waiting room filled with hundreds of other applicants that day.”
Don’t you think the GOP and the DemoNcratic party are just two wings of the same bird?
If you have some minutes check this video:
Australia is doing well in that regard. They welcome people willing and able to contribute to the country, and keep out the parasites.
That Minnesota example is similar to what is happening in a lot of European countries. Once muslims make up ~10% of the population, they start causing trouble.
Australia is doing well in that regard. They welcome people willing and able to contribute to the country, and keep out the parasites.
Not really… they took in a bunch of Sudanese.
How many? Haven’t seen any
They put a few in Melbourne and there’s been reports that they’re commiting lots of crime.
Australia is as bad as Europe and America when it comes to the anti-white, pro third world immigration thing.
http://eradica.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/countdown-to-summer-2013/
An interesting read. Make of it what you will.
“White Australia” ended a while back…
Yeah, now it is mostly white and asian Australia, which is an improvement. Dilute the bogans with highly educated, tax paying, non-criminal asian immigrants. Excellent trend.
Asians are an improvement? A fool and his culture are soon parted.
A propos… well-done.
“the bogans”
See? Australia has anti white tards as well.
America never sucks, but it sometimes sleeps in the daze of its freedoms. Its greatness is that it allows every evil to express and exhaust itself.
Like you, I’m lounging beside the infinity pool, but, unlike yourself, I haven’t forgotten a fat high stack of old towels which I’m handing out with a smile, as the worst of the prog-filth, the feminist and left elites, fail to replace their populations and exit the only pool there is.
They’ll never win.
Spot on Heartiste. As many on the alternative right have written, we have an immigration system who punishes and blocks out the people we should let in(high-skilled workers, immigrants with similar ethnicities and cultures to us) and reward those who come here illegally or overstay their visas (tend to be low-skilled and from cultures far from the traditional American culture).
But the real issue your article brings up is the large influx of Muslim immigrants that has occurred in recent years, such as with the Somalis in Minneapolis. I’m sure most American-Muslims are great people, but I’m scared of a few bad apples like Major Hassan who decide to attack America when they inevitable have an identity crises(And I believe the London subway bombings were done by homegrown terroists, too). If the foreign policy elites really cared about our national security, they would cut-off immigration from countries hostile to us in the Middle East, which is all of the besides Israel.
“I’m sure most American-Muslims are great people.”
No, no they are not. They can be “great people” only to the extent they have abandoned Islam, because Islam is antithetical to everything that made America great.
This “I’m sure most of them are ok….” mentality is why we’re in the mess we’re in. With culture, only absolutism makes sense, only absolutism will keep your nation from being destroyed.
Sure… most [ethnic group] are great people… until their kind grow in enough numbers and/or power to hold sway over a given area or field of endeavor…. then the knives come out.
The trouble with a hornet’s nest in your yard is that you have to eradicate it.. thereby being unjust to the hornets who won’t sting you… because you can’t tell them apart from the ones who will… but more importantly, because the so-called “good” ones will never side with you against their own kind.
It is quite bad in the USA, but all white nations are infected with this disease.
Liberalism is a global epidemic.
Someday historians will compare it to the plague so much damage it will have done to our civilization.
The United States of Disparate Impact
I tried to pay my employees in gold but that was prohibited.
I wanted to get a loan but the government said they didnt have any money because they had already given out too many bad loans to historically disadvantaged groups.
I made more than the median income but I was not able to keep all that much because I live in the same house with the woman I sleep with and live as a family with our children together.
I was going to help a woman and train her at my business because I thought she needed help but the AAUW said I have to pay her equal pay for equal work. I knew she wouldnt be able to pay her what the AAUW thought was equal right away at least until she was proficient but the AAUW and I couldnt agree on the definition of equal work so I didnt hire her.
I was too costly to give my employees health insurance because of government mandates so I didnt do it.
I ended up losing my business to my competitors because the government bailed them out and not me.
My wife left me and I lost my life savings paying child support despite the fact that she cheated on me. I had to move back in with my parents.
I met a young women on public transportation. I like dating her despite the fact that she had 3 kids by 3 different men before the age of 21. I think I am going to stay with her until she gets her 9k earned income credit check in February. I dont know if our relationship will last much longer than that, but her mom might be able to get me a job in the Obama Administration investigating companies that use IQ tests improperly. If they are caught they are subject to fines that go towards subsidizing bad loans for historically disadvantaged groups.
Fake but accurate?
“make sure you get an education and know your rights as a woman!”
lol. Make sure you get a butthex education, know your butthex rights, and then proceed to butthex your husband in court.
Evil fucking cunt.
“I want half, Eddie!” Just like Eddie Murphy describes…
Feminists are able to maintain their leeching grasp on our culture because they have taken control of the emotional components of certain words. Everything is spun in their favor. It gives them that much more power over controlling the cultural narrative, while utterly neutralizing criticism.
http://welcometothelifestyle.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/ideological-linguistic-prescription/
RE : the linked article to being a stranger in London
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/interactive/2013/jan/30/languages-mapped-england-wales-census
>>>>>I would trade one million American lesbian feminists for one foreign-born PA.
that would make PA’s country as shitty at trading as Derrick Bell’s Space Traders where the aliens were going to give us gold and technology for all our black people. uh yeah, that’s our best offer, give us gold, technology, and PA or NO LESBIAN FEMINISTS AND BLACK PEOPLE FOR YOU!
As soon as I got married, my wife (whom I met when I lived in South America, and had dated for 3.5 years there, prior to getting married), applied for legal residency (a “green card”). It took seven years, and lots of bureaucratic forms and money, for her to become a citizen. As soon as she became a citizen, she applied for green cards for her mother and her sister (both college educated in their country). We are still waiting for her sister’s visa to come through. So, although my wife has been married to a native-born U.S. citizen for nearly 14 years, and has been a citizen herself for nearly 7 years, she still hasn’t gotten permission for her sister to come beyond what is allowed on a tourist visa. This is why I’m opposed to any notion of “amnesty” or a “path to citizenship” for uneducated peasants who crossed the border illegally. My wife and her family are all professionals, we’ve done everything the right way, and we’re still waiting for a visa.
Maybe “America” is designed to fail?; no wait a minute, maybe WHITE PEOPLE are supposed to fail?
There, I said it.
True. The human race sucks.
You had it right the first time… America was designed to fail from the start, because it was founded on a lie… ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL… it’s success over the past two centuries can be accounted for simply by the fact that it didn’t really practice it’s own supposed founding precept..
As far as white people “supposed” to fail, well… let’s see what the future holds… worst case, we’ve had a great run… far better than most… and we only seem to fail when we attempt to enforce the initial lie amongst our own and non-whites.
you might be right i passed a white dude hunched over the steering wheel in his car last night before the train tracks downtown in the middle of his lane no train coming for some reason i thought getting a blowjob
but ahh yea i came back and two cops behnd his car and pretty sure he was dead
You are the fucking coolest dude ever and I’m jealous all the cool shit happens to you
well chick came back and cleaned shit out of my house
from me playing baseball with some of her shit on valentines
she like how does glass get in the top of the curtain i could see the bottom of the curtain but the top?
i should of stopped when i saw that dude i guess i don’t know i didn’t think much at time but after i saw the cop cars like fuck should of stopped maybe not that cool
allthough earlier she was telling husband go ahead hit her greg will break you in half when we went to pick up some makeup for her to go to stripclub interview yellin at dude
he turned and stopped she said yea you got half a ball didn’t think so you can only beat woman
but yet i wake up and she not here so again have no idea what the fuck she doing
keeps it interesting i guess
you should make her get your name tattooed all over her face.
ehh i think we done finally it just took a lot i can’t seem to say no to seeing this ho
and yea thats what she would have to do lol
allthough her mom called me and i said we finally broke up her mom like what are you in high school grownups don’t break up they together for life or some shit so i don’t know what the fuck that means other than she thinks there are no repurcussions for shit and bitches should be able to do what they want and still be able to show up and get some lovin
i’m waiting for this j chick to knock on my door the one that when i was at my dads i had to tell to stop coming she appeared again at my door few weeks ago my chick anwered and asked her wtf she wants with me
she got the body to make her cinderella and some personality but i ddn’t have same attraction beofore to her but hey would be decent diversion right now
i guess if i look at the top two posts it is kind of funny expectations and shit
j comes back after doing whatever she wanted i’ll let her go to work my chick comes back i am gonna tell her to leave
maybe it is just the diference between not knowing the potential and knowing the potential
This is the white version of the fried chicken and watermelon dream:
but so far it has been a one sided war
Dunning-Kruger on a larger scale. In short, nations which achieve a certain level of sophistication, or shared inteligence succumb to the same lack of confidence seen on the competent side of Dunning-Kruger. The self doubt, openly questioning what has already been done in the past. Its easy being a cocky winner type when you don’t know any better. This is the western hemisphere in a nutshell. Probably Dunning-Kruger itself out of exsistence, just like in individual situations (see Idiocracy).
What I want to know is why are only white countries supposed to be diverse? A country full of asians or blacks is considered proud and traditional, while a white country is oppressive and racist. And don’t give me that “well the Native Americans use to own this land” BS. In our millions of years of being on this planet, borders have constantly changed. All sorts of ethnicities have come and gone. I won’t really feel sorry for Western Europe when Sharia Law gets declared. It’s their own damn fault for being so “tolerant”.
Im in 2 minds here.
1: Immigration in any western country is generally rooted
2: Securing a visa (by false marriage) is worth around $40,000 in Australia in one group I know well (Vietnamese, my father has a Viet wife).
I wont go into the ins and outs of the fake marriage scam, but point out in my town there is one bloke who has done this 3 times in about 12 years.
So migration mobs are paranoid.
I worked immigration detention in Oz for 5 years, there is no department (tax included) which is the subject of more legal action.
It is the ultimate embodiment of legalese here, its run, managed and administered by lawyers, for lawyers. You want to know just how rooted the legal system is, look at immigration.
In Oz it tends to take 2 years to get a spouse residency in Australia, thtas if it runs smooth.
Quickest Ive seen, 1 and 1/2 years, slowest, over 5.
And yes, there is seething hatred of foreign wives from the female staff, as it tends to be the upper Betas (reasonable resources, burned by western women) who take that path. This drasticly reduces the prey for the 40+ divorcee whos kids/alimony are running out.
“No homo, but I would trade one million American lesbian feminists for one foreign-born PA”
Yeah, me too. 1950′s morals in a 21st century technology society. It’s sad to think that a country unlike any in history in strength and wealth will fall because of hatred for the kind that built it.
The scale of the imminent collapse is sim ply staggering. It is actually frightening. On the other hand, the mediocre dross who are ruining countries like Ireland have become aware that they are doomed.
Anyone remember Christmas 1989 – Nicolae Ceaucescu and his wife, Elena, went onto the balcony of the palace in Bucharest, to assuage the masses. Five minutes later the people began throwing the crush barriers at them and the TV cameras captured the look of fright on the faces of the old dictator and his wife. Within days they were dead.
This is approaching.
“Having known a few European-background foreigners of exceptional mien who journeyed through the (legal) US citizenship gauntlet instead of just doing the easy thing and jumping the border, and having heard their stories of woe navigating layer upon layer of inexcusably combative cunts and sneering diversity hire ballast, I can attest to the authenticity of PA’s experience.”
So can I, my husband and I just spent the past year going through this mess. When he went for his medical the nurse said, “You’re the first (his European nationality) person I’ve seen coming through here in a long time. 99% of the people we see are foreign nationals who immigrate here because it’s easier to get into the U.S. from a visa waiver country.” I feel so bad for all the garbage they’ve put him through when he’s a hard-working, law-abiding person and it seems they let nearly anyone in.
Here’s the final hurrah of Nicolae Ceaucescu. It’s laughable to hear him talk of his grandiose plans for January 1990 because he was dead within four days. See the look of sheer, unadulterated terror at the start of the video – yet he keeps on with his bullshit. This is a perfect comparison to those in charge of our society today. Like Ceaucescu, they know it’s up,.but they’re still bullshitting away …
The end is nigh!
Typical leftist parasites. Self-righteous to the very end.
Can you imagine…
The thing is, Nicolae Ceaucescu was a puppet. Much like our current “leaders”. Well compensated puppets, but puppets.
This is an incredible video, one of the most emotional and stirring pieces of political history ever, easily in the league of the fall of Berlin or the storming of the Bastille.
Most obvious is the basic silliness of this deluded, mediocre couple – the wife’s reedy voice ordering the people to be silent, the husband’s dazed, uncomprehending look which, by the eighth minute has turned to animal fear. He was always less stupid than she and he was more aware that, by this stage, they had a problem.
But, to the end, denial and delusion: that is why they so strongly resemble the clowns at the top of our apex today. The Chateau had a post, some time ago, about the middle-American couple who realised that being delinquent, instead of conscientously paying off their mortgage, would benefit them more. As the Chateau wrote then, that is when the show is over – anything afterwards is mere theatricals.
If Mr and Mrs Ceaucescu had quit the denial, turned around on the balcony, got two suitcases full of dollars and got the fuck out of Romania under cover that night, to either Moldavia or Albania, they would probably still be alive today.
If Mr and Mrs Ceaucescu had done that, they wouldn’t have been Mr and Mrs Ceaucescu.
Nicolae Ceaucescu was also incompetent: essential was his cluelessness, his inability to know when to go.
From an Irish angle, he strongly resembles Brian Cowen, the failed Prime Minister (we do not have an executive Presidency, unlike the US – our ‘big guy’ is the Prime Minister, like in the British or Canadian systems. Our President only has reserve power, and is not a member of the Irish Government).
Brian Cowen was an arrogant, talentless, clueless buffoon and utterly incompetent. Like any tyrant, he was defined by his unilateralism and his impetuousness.
In 2008, in a 2am meeting, Cowenbailed out all of Ireland’s failed investors – this is without consulting the rest of the government. Ordinary citizens are still, five years later, running class acts against “Ireland” to stop this.
In 2011, when he organised a cabinet reshuffle of all his cronies, without telling anyone else in government, everyone else walked out of his government. He went into the Dáil (Ireland’s lower house of assembly) and … nobody else showed up.
The Ceann Comhairle (speaker of the House) asked him “where’s the Irish Government?”
Cowen: “I don’t know”.
On live TV (I paraphrase above, liberally).
Naturally, this public clown-ery angered all of us very very very much. It is bad enough for Brian Cowen to feed the drunk Irish stereotype to the extent that he’s being parodied Stateside by Conan O’Brien (Irish – American) but the continuing international humiliation got to be too much.
When a new government and PM came in in 2011, they were delighted – they didn’t exactly have big boots to fill.
I also laughed at the bit, in the middle, where he tell Elena to shut the fuck up!
Allllll-pha!
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“When working on obtaining permanent residency for the foreign spouse, you are both interviewed by an ICE agent whose job it is to decide if you’re a real couple or not. Applicants (US citizen sponsor and the foreign fiancee) are advised to bring photos of the two of you on dates and other evidence that you’re a bona fide couple. They ask you things like the color of each others toothbrush, and things like that.”
The series of questions is called a Stokes Interview and the officer is called an “Adjudications Officer”.
Or at least it was 7 years ago when I had the job.
Then got fired by a group of the women you mention (all of whom, of course, were in the highest positions).
You’d be shocked at how easy it is for the government to rid itself of a straight, white, male officer with an excellent “catch” record and serious investigative skills.
What’s most depressing about the above post is that I thought a ten year age difference was still normal even in the USA.
Maybe that’s why the Bitch Department employee was so nice to him.
Most guys I know overseas who date with a more serious differential, even if they hadn’t discovered game, would have already come to the inclusion that they were never going to get married with the intent to bring a woman back to the homeland, because the US Bitch Department was never going to approve visas for these young wives. Imagine XSplat with one of his babes trying to convince an Ivy League feminist government employee (paid by his tax money) that he and his wife really love each other, even when it would be true that the girl really does love the older man who treats her like the slave she wants to be.
But men can do something to turn the faggotized American reality to their personal advantage.
By chance, when the above post was made, I was one hour into a date with a 21 year 9 who had just been rejected by the US consulate for a visa. A manboob behind a plexiglass wall had given her less than one minute to make her case and read none of her documents. He just said “You will probably want to marry an American man and stay there”…and she didn’t properly counteract that, presumably with a sufficient man-hating feminist rant. So he denied her application. All in less than a minute.
Remember, she is a white 9, precisely what America needs to regenerate some of its traditional population and culture. It happened this week.
But this particular girl may not have wanted to date me if he had said yes. She was already partly indoctrinated with American feminism from watching TV shows like “True Blood” where girls her age are dating cute guys their own age. She had been dreaming of going to the US to get into that crowd and do the same and had already done so as a student on that work and travel program, albeit remaining a virgin (or I would no longer be interested).
The date with me was like coming back to reality for her. She even discussed marrying me as a way to become American, even though life in her country isn’t that bad at all, the lure of the USA is still strong.
So like jujitsu, there is a way to benefit from the poisonous American feminist strangle-hold on our government and State Department. You catch them when they come out of the consulates after being insulted and rejected by your fellow countrymen.
But there’s still the problem of Hollywood poisoning the minds of foreign females with the celebration of cougars, “Sex and the City” and relationships like “When Harry Met Sally” where the guy waits twenty years for the girl he loves to get other men out of her system.
That garbage takes it’s toll. Often the best women don’t have high speed Internet so they can’t see piratized American films.
So it’s not enough to finally get a rational immigration policy in the US. We have to change the way they try to indoctrinate the foreigners before and after they arrive.
Meanwhile, Democrats are openly saying that they are holding a law hostage that will allow high IQ people into the US (people with degrees).
They want to tie that law with one that gives equal access to people with low IQs. They are openly saying this.
Anyone reading this who votes Democrat is openly admitting to himself that he believes “It’s unfair to have an immigration policy that discriminates against people with low IQs”.
She gave out an enormous Ivy League lesbian feminist vibe, and kept trying to trip me up on facts. My demeanor was one of amused mastery layered with crocodile-grin politeness, and I’d produce every kind of documentation she’d ask for. I was genuinely amused by the process. At one point she asked me with a note of exasperation “are you a lawyer?” She ended the interview by telling my fiancee “make sure you get an education and know your rights as a woman!” or something to that effect.
Indeed. If you want to save the world, the first thing to do is burn down the universities. That’s where the trouble begins.
“America is no longer the country she once was.”
But that’s like saying that the shriveled old cat lady is no longer the nubile young slut she once was.
The child is father to the man. Kwa is becoming what Kwa was always meant to become. Filled with Europe’s outcasts, over-the-top Christians, the grossest type of race-undermining capitalists, slavers and ekwaility believers, we see the manifest destiny of atomized, aracial whites fulfill itself in our lifetimes.
It can’t be otherwise.
check this alpha
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/02/14/woman-in-argentina-marries-twin-sister-convicted-killer/
Aaah, that’s the stuff CH. You are on today. I read this one through a couple times. A nourishing little repast of truth in this poisonous world filled with indigestible lies and double think. Thank you.
Once again we thank
Piggy
For the Heads-Up on:
“America is becoming an Immigrant Shithole!”
Another lie perpetuated by feminists such as Hanna Rosin is that the changes in the family occurred due to do the loss of manufacturing. It does not matter one whit whether one is manufacturing identity politics or automobiles the issue is whether or not private property and liberty of contract are sacrosanct. It would be closer to the truth that manufacturing jobs were sent elsewhere because it is easier to locate actual production where the government doesnt enforce nonsensical laws such as equal pay for equal work. There seems to be no perception here that an individual’s wages have to be paid by their productivity or they will not be employed and that in an era of globalization it would be easier to avoid such burdensome regulations and locate business elsewhere. Another deliberate omission on the part of the feminists is that by making it costly to employ people it makes it less likely for employers to train its workers thus pushing the costs back onto the state for training (leading back to the student loan crisis).
“make sure you get an education and know your rights as a woman!”
Umfufu.
Part two of the Ceaucescu video
Shit, wrong one
OK, here is the second part
The very immigrants we should be welcoming with open arms — smart, white Europeans — are the immigrants to which our (literal) gatekeepers are most hostile, preferring instead to smile broadly and swing the doors widely to indigent Somali tribesmen.
—YES! This has been my exact experience, too (if one subs the Somali tribesmen for a bitchy Mexican peasant woman who only had to write a sentence down on a piece of paper!! i’m serious.). The wymyn who grilled me prior to my citizenship test HATED me, just for who I was…a white, professional, educated European man wanting to make a better life for myself in this great land. This Sept. 27, 2013, I happily celebrate 21 years in this country, 14 of which I have been a citizen. The memories of my arduous, dyke-fighting, system-bucking adventures are still very fresh in my mind & won’t soon be forgotton. In fact, after truly trying to find a good, slender, faithful, honest American woman…I’ve finally given up and taken a Russian woman for my girlfriend. Thanks for this post! I am remembering my own personal difficulty…ugh, shall I have to undergo a similar process should I decide to take her for a wife? *cold shudder*
Here is an essay posted just today at The Occidental Observer that fits in with the idea of this post.
More on the West-is-Evil Narrative
By James Miller
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2013/02/more-on-the-west-is-evil-narrative/#more-17854
American doesn’t suck. It just sucks compared to what America used to be. If you have brains and health and drive, you will do just fine.
Well, I have accepted my lot as being one of the elite, a tall, wealthy white man, an increasingly small minority but admired and envied nonetheless. I’ll try to behave with dignity, and keep a low profile so as not to incite violence against me by my obvious inferiors. Naturally, I’ll avoid them when possible, but I will be nice about it. And, yes, I’ll keep my wallet closed, thank you.
And, since I’ll be dead in 30 years, I hardly care what happens in the long run. My kids largely vote Democratic. They can live their choices.
The nice part is that since the country is ruined, there is no reason to worry about it. Just enjoy.
And, yes, who hasn’t noticed that the feminazis that run this country try to completely control the sexual and reproductive lives of men, and have been very successful. Any guy who plays by their rules is a fool. I hope to live to see the day when, thanks to their efforts, their men completely abandon them to their well earned fates.
I believe this is an excellent definition, for anyone asking, of “poolside”.