Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Closing the Deal on Sep 5th, 2008
Hope has just delivered some semi-big news: Not one to be Sarah Palining this and hiding it… I just got a positive reading on my home pregnancy test. If everything goes well, a great alpha name for the kid is Poonhound. It is the name of the beast. 😈 If it’s a girl, try Trinity.
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Hitting The Wall, Self-aggrandizement on Sep 5th, 2008
Exhibit A: Is it smarter to spend $20K on an engagement ring or just get your fiancee’s name tattooed on your ring finger? tattoos are forever. Exhibit B: Is it smarter to get knocked up at 17 with many more years of fertility and tight vagina left, or spend $28K a month on fertility treatments at the age … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Escape, Tool Time on Sep 5th, 2008
I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when the Palin family confronted Levi (pronounced like Levi Genes, or “When the Levee Condom Breaks”?) about his knocking up their young but sexually ripe daughter. Did Todd Palin threaten to have him ostracized from their Alaskan town, thereby dimming his job prospects there, if he … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Ugly Truths on Sep 4th, 2008
I wrote the following in my DC Truths Day post: People will only turn against an alpha male when he attacks a weak woman. This is Sarah Palin’s anti-missile defense shield. She isn’t weak, but she will be perceived as worthier of protection than her alpha male opponents. Her attractiveness, earthiness, motherhood, and gender means she will be almost … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal on Sep 3rd, 2008
I missed this comment David Alexander wrote Saturday night: Hey, no fair. Tonight, I’m seeing a girl! Stop the presses! I… and my readers I’m sure… would like to know how your date went.
