Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Rules of Manhood on Jun 15th, 2007
When is it OK for a man to cry? Never. When his dog dies. These are the two historically acceptable answers, but there’s room to open the floor for a couple more as long as certain preconditions are met. First, one tear and one tear only is allowed. Anymore, and the line is crossed into blubbering. Second, the … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, The Good Life on Jun 14th, 2007
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. Frequently cited as the world’s most beautiful news anchor, this girl perfectly balances her femininity with the unnatural burdens of being a modern ambitious careerist woman. Very few women can pull this off, but if I had to guess I’d say … Read more
Like most measurement tools of the quality of a man’s game, the flag metric doesn’t account for a girl’s hotornotness, but it is still superior to the notch count because foreign girls do have subtle differences in their outlook on life, their behavior during courtship, and their opinions of men that will test the flexibility and … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Inner Beauty, The Good Life on Jun 7th, 2007
Guys see a picture like this and think to themselves “wow, if he can land a babe, there’s hope for any guy.” Clearly, Dennis Kucinich has landed an alpha babe. And not just a tabloid exploiting fame seeking fly-by-night whore. These two lovebirds are married. It is clear from her body language and how she speaks … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Rules of Manhood on Jun 5th, 2007
You know how we guys are – when we get an idea in our heads we focus on it to the exclusion of all other thoughts, clinging like barnacles. Girls don’t understand this tendency because they live in a world where conversations flit around from topic to topic like butterflies in a field of daisies. … Read more
Posted in Culture, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Jun 4th, 2007
After a lifetime of enjoying the spacious accommodations of the handicapped stall, an actual handicapped man entered the restroom while I was in there using it. His walker clicked on the tiled floor as he approached huffing and grunting the whole way. He stopped in front of my stall, the feet of his walker in … Read more
