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This video of Trump shaking hands with Emmanuel Maricon back in 2017 stands as Trump’s greatest handshake battle victory. The alpha on display here is almost absurdist. This is Trump bringing the WWE to international relations (and these globalist pussies are steamrolled, flailing for a face-saving escape from His Alphaness).
The best part is Trump pulling Grandma Bridgette into his body, literally KISSING HER while still shaking Macron’s hand. This is level 99 cuckoldry. THE CUCKSHAKE.
I believe Maricon was permanetly scarred by this handshake, which explains why he has regressed to a closet case running to darkest black French territories to be a bottom for “all of the Republic’s children”.
PS Trump has (finally) named the Soros:
The very rude elevator screamers are paid professionals only looking to make Senators look bad. Don’t fall for it! Also, look at all of the professionally made identical signs. Paid for by Soros and others. These are not signs made in the basement from love! #Troublemakers
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2018
“not made in the basement from love!” Aaaaand there’s your latest Trump Trigger. Meme it, send it, enjoy the shitlib squees.