Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Videos on Jun 21st, 2014
Vitaly rents a Lamborghini and picks up girls without saying a word. I laughed. Some of you cried. Is it staged? Maybe. Is it plausible? Yes. And did you see the cameo appearance? If you have a son about to enter manhood, and you want to impart a quick lesson in women, you won’t go … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America, Self-aggrandizement, Sluts, Videos on Mar 26th, 2014
The recently outed Duke porn whore Belle Knox (real name MIRIAM WEEKS) was interviewed by an intrepid CH reporter. You can watch the interview here. Ok, so she’s not much for words. Her mouth is busy doing other stuff. And yes, she really is a women’s studies major. Like millions of other women with useless … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Videos on Mar 10th, 2014
Fed up with public perception of new media “journolism” as a bastion of blushing hermaphrodites opening up about their day to day experiences having sex with themselves, Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein have teamed up to inject a healthy dose of raw masculinity into the discourse with their unique brand of confident swagger. Check out … Read more
The infamous lawyercunt is an archetype first identified (and happily ridiculed) by CH artisans of the hairy oyster. But the lawyercunt has gotten a little long in the fang. It isn’t that she’s grown mellower with age, or that her occupation has started attracting a less lizardly class of humans. It’s just that times change, … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Music, Videos on Jan 28th, 2014
An inspired reader has put to song The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold.
Posted in Alpha, Game, Love, Marriage Is For Chumps, Videos on Dec 12th, 2013
Remember Ice Cream Guy who jerked his ice cream cone away from his girlfriend when she reached over with a spoon to take a scoop? The good and the great were offended by this raw moment of microalphatude, but CH guests of honor knew better. This guy had his girlfriend wrapped around his finger. So … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Game, Guy Rules, Science Validates Game, Vanity, Videos on Oct 16th, 2013
National Geographic has an illuminating series on alpha males in the human wilds, documenting a slew of experiments which demonstrate that the term ‘alpha’ has validity as a descriptor of the top dog in emergent human male hierarchies. The bitter sperg denialists of the CH worldview are gonna have to retire their empty-headed argument that … Read more
I was initially confused about the purpose of this short video Mystery put up for public consumption, until a reader explained that it was about anchoring. Lawdy I was blind and now can see! But really I’m kind of ashamed I missed the thematic elements, knowing as how I’ve anchored a few beautiful babies in … Read more
Posted in Culture, The Good Life, Ugly Truths, Videos on Sep 10th, 2013
Give this man a VIP pass to Le Chateau. “you can still write an average rap song” Maybe it’s the hopeful side of CH, but is anyone else picking up the faint echo of RealTalk signals tripping the cosmic fantastic? Just in the last six months, it seems like a considerable number of mischief making … Read more
Posted in Culture, Goodbye America, Psy Ops, Videos on Sep 9th, 2013
The Cathedral — the term of art for the social and political apparatuses of equalist progressivism — is mentioned in the abstract quite a bit at Dark Enlightenment idea factories, but seldom are the actual, unholy workings of the Cathedral’s machinery explored in excruciating detail. This post sets to rectify that oversight. Reach for your … Read more
