Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Escape, Girls, Rules of Manhood, Vanity on Oct 15th, 2007
I broke my previous record for number of consecutive days bumping into a different ex each time. I’m now at four straight days, although in the interest of accuracy one of those girls was a brief fling, making her ex status questionable. Unfortunately, this city is not big enough to shelter me anonymously from failed … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster, Vanity on Oct 4th, 2007
There are many factors that contribute to a woman believing the world should fall in her lap (for example, being an American), but none are as important as how she perceives her looks compared to other women. I’ve found that the prettier a girl is, the more she feels entitled to special treatment and unearned rewards. I … Read more
Posted in Escape, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Vanity on Oct 2nd, 2007
I was standing around with Zeets at one of my favorite clubs when I was approached by a girl who immediately chatted me up. I thought, here was an opportunity that doesn’t fall in my lap every day. Unfortunately, the girl who opened me was fat and pig-faced. And slightly inebriated. Considering her beastliness, I was intrigued in a sort of scientifically … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness, Vanity on Sep 21st, 2007
I kept pulling up her shirt. She resisted. I pulled on her pants and panties. They came off without much fuss. Back to the shirt. More resistance. She’s tugging down on her shirt while her lower half is completely naked and grinding into my crotch. Weird. Are the boobs really that much more precious to … Read more
Posted in Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Love, Psy Ops, Vanity on Sep 10th, 2007
Your girlfriend, who is thin, asks if you think she looks fat. Among the following responses you could give which is most likely to make her smile and kiss you? Which is most likely to piss her off? Which is most likely to make her more dependent on you (AKA love you)? The Sarcastic Answer“Oh yes, you’re … Read more
Posted in Girls, Psy Ops, Rules of Manhood, Vanity on Sep 7th, 2007
In seduction, honesty is not the best policy. A man learns from experience to conceal some of what he is thinking because no matter how much a woman says she wants to know his true feelings, she would rather not. Hiding my opinions from a woman I am trying to bed is a tactical maneuver, not a fear-based … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Rules of Manhood, The Id Monster, Vanity on Aug 30th, 2007
There are a lot of false impressions circulating about the motivation behind men’s Darwinian struggle to fuck the most beautiful women. Of course, the cultural explanation is gibberish so I won’t bother to address that here. What interests me is the oft-repeated claim, mostly by women but also by some men with beta issues, that … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Vanity on Aug 16th, 2007
A friend, who is a good person despite his penchant for finding humor in the suffering of others, trawled one of those sad-sack internet support groups and forwarded me this plaintive wail from a man(?) who is losing his hair and blaming it for his collapsing marriage. My friend, for purposes of this blog I shall call him … Read more
