Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Ridiculousness, Vanity on Aug 27th, 2009
I received an email von Markovic (the pickup artist who goes by the pseudonym Mystery) in response to this post I wrote. I can’t vouch for the authenticity of the email, but the writing style and splendid vanity on display do sound like Mystery’s voice. I won’t reveal the email address from which this was … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Game, Vanity on Aug 2nd, 2009
– July 2009 was the biggest month here at Chateau Heartiste. There were 473,908 views of exquisitely beautiful O chained to an iron pillar with her ballroom gown hiked up, getting whipped on her blushing naked buttocks with a riding crop by a masked man. O savored every lashing. – Recently the blog passed 100,000 … Read more
Recently I was talking with a girl about the first time we met (read: the first time I forced her to meet me with my brazen approach) and how I went about seducing her. She laughed and told me my “palm reading was gay”. I reminded her how much she enjoyed it at the time, … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Vanity on Jul 9th, 2009
The great thing about tearing the scales from your eyes and seeing the world for what it is rather than what you wish it to be, besides the additional poon such clear thinking offers up for pillaging, is that science eventually comes around to proving the validity of your personal observations, thereby boosting your ego major and giving … Read more
Pulled from the headlines! A four part installment. You met a girl at a bar. (Where else are you gonna meet her, tiger? The church social?) She’s a six foot tall, 23-year-old statuesque brunette who would probably intimidate most men, but not you. You gab for twenty minutes and score the digits. On your first date four … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on Apr 24th, 2009
This is a trend that is bursting with fruit flavor. Dandies have a long and storied history in the Western cultural canon, so these types of androgynous men are nothing new. But the sheer breadth and rapidity of the dandyfication of the 21st century urban Western white male, coupled closely with the pickup artist movement and the rise of game, … Read more
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, Ridiculousness, Vanity on Mar 18th, 2009
Why is it the biggest engagement rings are always found on the hands of women over 30? Who are these beta schmoes spending a fortune on rings for women with only a few years of primo fuckability left? Discuss.
Posted in Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness, Sluts, Vanity on Feb 17th, 2009
I didn’t bother unhooking her bra. I never do anymore. I pulled it off her like a t-shirt. As I’m squeezing her boobs (and taking a mental note of her remaining “years-to-sag” based on a complicated formula I devised involving underside crease length, armpit spillover when prone, and depth of press), I glance over at her … Read more
The number of women in DC who are in their late 20s to early 30s and still flaking as if they were hot college coeds has reached critical mass. When I call a 29 year old woman’s number to set up a date, the last thing I expect to encounter is flaking or playing hard-to-get. It’s such a massive … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Jan 23rd, 2009
Reader and prolific commenter Obsidian was interested in my take on this article by a white woman who discusses her preference for black men. Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh. There’s only one patch of skin on a white man’s body that remotely compares to … Read more
