Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in The Good Life, Vanity on Jun 7th, 2010
Reader J. writes: R, This post changed my life, “Relationship Game Week: A Reader’s Journey“. The biggest problem in my 8+ year marriage was constantly failing shit tests. Within hours of reading this, my life got waaaay better. We’ve had the following “discussion” every month for the past four years. Before [reading this blog]: Her: … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, Vanity on Apr 5th, 2010
A late 20-ish/early 30s woman with a passing resemblance to Jennifer Connelly sat down on the springless couch to my right, relieved that she found a spot to sit in the crowded coffee shop. She sunk all the way in like a turtle retreating into its shell, and I smiled and told her the couch … Read more
Posted in Vanity on Mar 6th, 2010
There’s an article called “The New Dating Game” in the Weekly Standard which mentions this blog. It’s written by Charlotte Allen and it is pretty good. But I do want to issue a couple points of correction. Allen writes: CH’s deliberately outrageous posts are a source of controversy. In a write-up on George Sodini, the … Read more
Posted in Culture, Goodbye America, Status Is King, Vanity on Feb 24th, 2010
When I first read this news story, I doubted its authenticity. It reads like something Snopes.com would later discredit. But I looked around and the story is repeated in multiple media outfits. Transsexual performer vomits on Susan Sarandon Oscar winning actress Susan Sarandon has had a bad time of it lately. The actress recently separated … Read more
Posted in Vanity on Feb 3rd, 2010
On January 21st, I wrote the following in this post: Tiger Woods may not be a model citizen, but neither does he have an emotional or psychological problem. […] If Woods has a problem, it’s that he got married. Big mistake, chief. On January 28th, John Mayer said the following in an interview with the UK … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Vanity on Dec 18th, 2009
As I’ve been saying all along, female beauty is objectively measurable and not a function of the beholder’s eye. The distance between a woman’s eyes and the distance between her eyes and her mouth are key factors in determining how attractive she is to others, according to new psychology research from the University of California, … Read more
Posted in Escape, Girls, The Big City Life, Vanity on Nov 25th, 2009
“Hi, I’m an interpretive guide for the Truitt exhibit. What do you think of it so far?” I looked over and saw a short, cute girl with a seeing eye dog in tow. At least, I figured it was a seeing eye dog because one, it had the telltale handlebar thing strapped to it and … Read more
Posted in Culture, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, Vanity on Nov 24th, 2009
Stuff White People Like needs a new entry on its illustrious blog: Going Primal. Yes, the wave of the future is going back… all the way to the Paleolithic. Trendy white status whores have jumped on the Primal bandwagon, as evidence mounts that our pre-agricultural hunter-gatherer lifestyle was healthier for us. In a complete reversal of SWPL values, vegetarianism … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Pretty Lies, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time, Vanity on Oct 9th, 2009
Did Obama successfully end a war I was unaware of? Did he open an anti-American church in Chicago? Did a member of the Nobel committee get a sweetheart no-money-down deal on a Chicago penthouse? Any “peace” prize that is awarded to Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama but not to Ronald W. Reagan, who did more … Read more
Reader Powers left the following comment: I knew I looked my best when I broke my nose and looked like a boxer. I predict makeup that mimics scars will become popular among men. This is a brilliant business idea. It’s true; chicks dig the scar. As long as the scar is something cool, like one … Read more
