Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Girls, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Feb 28th, 2014
The datanauts at OKCupid ran the back channel numbers for New York City to find out who among the city’s 400,000 users on the dating site were the “most desired”, an appellation that relied on the simple metric of which users received the most messages from lovelorn horndogs. (More on that later.) CH has taken … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Jan 21st, 2014
Via: The ghost of George wept. I’m sure there’s a segment of the American public — let’s call them dickless cucks — who look at this and see a vision of progress, an America hurtling toward a bright future of rhythmic world beats, Oval Office courtship displays, and white pissboys gamely pretending to enjoy their … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Dec 18th, 2013
Organizing for Action, a creepily nondescript leftoid group tasked with propagandizing President Barack Obama’s (jesus it still sticks in the craw to say that) healthcare law, have released an ad campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #GetTalking that, well, you’ve gotta see to believe. I didn’t think it possible that the Barack Boyman Brigade’s “Hosurance” … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Nov 13th, 2013
Our devolving culture is disaggregating into its origin slime so rapidly it’s hard to distinguish parody from reality anymore. Behold: Do not adjust your vertical or horizontal. What you are seeing is real. It’s an Obamacare ad campaign, currently appearing in Colorado (which means Coloradan taxpayers may be funding this flagrant farce). As an astute … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Pretty Lies, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Nov 8th, 2013
One of the biggest problems of our phallocentric culture is the constant pampering to the superficial behavior of men. The dating arena is a prime example of this. I won’t ridicule mainstream dating advice. That the “golddigger” strategy is dubious at best should be common knowledge by now. Instead, I want to attack a particular … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Ridiculousness on Oct 27th, 2013
It’s that time of year. Secularized America’s new number one holiday demands your careful consideration. As a man, you have one job every Halloween: dress in a costume that tells the world an alpha male is hiding underneath. Rule #1: Don’t do “couples costumes”. Actually, that’s the only rule. Not only are couples costumes betatizing, they’re … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Aug 9th, 2013
Sperglord, or Master Meta-Troll, Bryan “the moral and utilitarian thing to do is open the border to my rectum to any undersexed homosexuals so that Gross Domestic Penis is increased” Caplan is hosting an Open Borders Logo Contest. Naturally, the site was infiltrated with mischievous pranksters (Leroy Krune!). My favorite so far: I think the … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on Aug 5th, 2013
The modest Lion of the Blogosphere tirelessly works to alert the citizenry to the threat of death by cow, but there is another evil that lurks in our nation’s parks and quiet retreats: death by tree. This is not the first time a rogue tree has snuffed out a life. Four years ago, a woman … Read more
Posted in Beta, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on May 30th, 2013
I’m a stay-at-home dad to twin 4-year-old girls who are already smarter than me, and my wife is a brilliant doctor who kicks ass and saves lives every day. From an article by a nominal man who feebly spurts many words onto Slate’s page describing how much his penis scares him. Congratulations, Mr. Andy Takes-It-In-The-Hinds, … Read more
Posted in Beta, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness on May 2nd, 2013
Behold your modern White man of the West. Honored descendant of great warriors: …brilliant thinkers: … and sturdy yeomen: Fatter, wimpier, more pathetic. Bequeathed a noble heritage that perhaps surpasses every other culture’s heritage come before or since, the modern Western White man disgraces his forebears in all manner, by every measure. His disgrace and capitulation … Read more
