Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, The Good Life on Nov 13th, 2007
This story from my past is reproduced in its entirety from an email exchange I had recently with someone. Originally intended to be private, we both thought it should be flung across the worldwideweb for the glimpse it gives into what made me the lover of myself thousands I am today. *** when i was a young teen my … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness, Vanity on Sep 21st, 2007
I kept pulling up her shirt. She resisted. I pulled on her pants and panties. They came off without much fuss. Back to the shirt. More resistance. She’s tugging down on her shirt while her lower half is completely naked and grinding into my crotch. Weird. Are the boobs really that much more precious to … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time on Aug 22nd, 2007
If you sit at a sidewalk cafe in DC and people watch you’ll eventually see hints of civilizational decline. mommy took our allowance There I was enjoying a manly tap water when something so magnificently wrong assaulted my visual field. A father carrying a baby in a papoose that he wore across his front. The … Read more
Posted in Girls, Ridiculousness, Rules of Manhood on Aug 9th, 2007
I recently heard this story about two girls, good friends, who were spending time together catching up. They decide to help each other rub on self-tanning lotion (not the spray kind, but the wipe-on kind). So what did they do? Why, they stripped naked of course! Two heterosexual girls sat butt naked together and rubbed … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Jul 27th, 2007
City streets to drive are harrowing frustration mounts all red lights no room to spare lanes are narrowing oh fuck there’s a biker in my sights he’s on the street obeying the law no bikes on sidewalks where people roam but this potholed lane can’t fit us all i hit the brakes he ain’t armstrong … Read more
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness on Jul 10th, 2007
For most guys porn has been a part of his life since his first adorable little ejaculation. It’s been a good friend, right there all along, assisting in quickie wanks, long drawn-out Saturday afternoon sessions, and walk-by chubbies at the office (pre-firewall days). It’s helped to raise our standards of what we expect in bed … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Jul 9th, 2007
I was never one to keep a diary. Nor did I ever keep a diary but call it a journal. Yet a casual glance shows that 99% of blogs are basically diaries of the minutiae of people’s lives and their overheated ruminations about said minutiae. Since I mostly write about abstract stuff I kind of feel like I’m … Read more
