Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness, The Pleasure Principle on May 19th, 2011
It’s an open secret that Arnold used steroids throughout his bodybuilding career, and probably uses them today (either as part of an anti-aging program, or to buff up for a film, like he did for T3.) If he was on a cycle when he banged that ugly housemaid of his, that would explain a lot. … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Ridiculousness on Mar 3rd, 2011
How do you survive that? Because I’m me. I’m different. I just have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart… you know, I’ve got tiger blood, man. A big thank you is owed super alpha Charlie Sheen for distracting us Americans from the debt sinkhole, multicult mass brain disease … Read more
Posted in Girls, Ridiculousness on Feb 26th, 2011
Soul of a woman was created from cats. Cats are funny. If you’re around a cat, it won’t deign to give you more than a passing token of affection, usually around dinner time. But if you leave it alone for a couple of days, upon return it will rush up to you, urgently meowing and … Read more
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness, Status Is King on Dec 29th, 2010
Half Sigma has a running gag on his blog comparing the tastes of proles (the proletariat, i.e. the working class and lower middle class, with perhaps some bleeding into the middle class) with those of the higher classes. I can’t tell if he’s being ironically deadpan or sincere, but it’s funny nonetheless. Categorizing the peculiarities of … Read more
Posted in Girls, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Nov 13th, 2010
If a provincial foreigner who had never left his tiny village were to meet me and ask what American women are like, instead of bothering with a long-winded exegesis I would show him this photo. The understanding would be immediate. Fat? Check. Delusion of grandeur? Check. Ridiculous standards? Check. Pop culture cipher? Check. Overinflated ego? … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Sep 7th, 2010
For the reason why this symbol was chosen by an elite selection committee, see here.
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness on Aug 27th, 2010
Do a Google search on “Lincoln Memorial“. Glenn Beck, a conservative radio host, and Tea Party activists are having a rally in front of the Lincoln Memorial tomorrow. Really, Google? Here’s to Bing taking more of Google’s business. The infants are running the commie camp over there.
Posted in Globalization, Ridiculousness on Jun 12th, 2010
Here is the audio transcript (courtesy of reader johnny five): Butthex Entitlement – Davos World Economic Forum Let’s hope the powers that be listen before it’s too late.
Posted in Relationships, Ridiculousness on May 24th, 2010
An Australian supermodel, Miranda Kerr, has put together a list of tips men should follow to keep their women happy and their relationships strong. (Article courtesy of reader J.N.) Kerr revealed her top 10 romance tips to readers of AskMen.com, who voted her most desirable Australian woman in the world. They are: 1. Buy the … Read more
Posted in Game, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on May 12th, 2010
Was sent this photo, with the following message: “First I saw the two barking rats, then I saw the guy walking them. Talk about an odd pairing! The dude had tattoos on his skull, and looked tough. Not like the herb or homo I thought he would be. And there he is, with two runty … Read more
