A diligent reader emailed me a ‘Beta of the Month’ submission about a guy who fears he may have been cuckolded and who turns to a Washington Post advice columnist for support in his time of need. I read the article and decided that the real value to be gleaned was not in the unearthing […]
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Lie to me, I promise I’ll believe… I had a friend who was a stockbroker. He was good at his craft. When anyone asked him his secret to success, he always said “How do I kill in this business? Practice. In college, I had to sell myself to the girls!” There are very few jobs […]
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Posted in Culture, Pretty Lies on Mar 15th, 2009
If you watched last Thursday’s episode of The Office , you saw Andy use some basic concepts from Game to advise Kevin how to handle a woman he likes. Watch from 3:40 onward . Naturally, the show follows the usual PC fembot script and ridicules beta Andy for giving horrible advice to omega Kevin, while […]
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Posted in Culture, Current Events, Pretty Lies on Mar 13th, 2009
Newsflash! You can’t trust a woman’s opinion of other women’s looks . (Hi Chic.) Everyone loves a pretty face – except those women who might see it as a threat. With eyes on the competition, women of childbearing age rate other attractive women consistently lower than women who have entered menopause, according to a new […]
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Posted in Love, Pretty Lies, Ugly Truths on Mar 9th, 2009
Like a dispatched army of obfuscators and purveyors of palatable lies, the fembot foot soldiers were marching in locktstep after news broke of Rihanna’s return to the violently abusive man she deeply loves. The lies, pop culture psychoanalysis and threadbare excuses were flying left and right. “It’s really hard for a woman to leave an […]
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Zeets and I were at a multi-floored historic mansion converted into a bar/restaurant/lounge (a not uncommon idiosyncrasy of the city) that features the hottest female waitstaff and bartenders in the city. For those locals who have been there, you’ll know what I mean – sweet dushkas! Just more evidence that Russian women are on average […]
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Posted in Pretty Lies on Dec 10th, 2008
Christmas decorations (notice I didn’t use the word holiday. that would be beta) are going up around the office. Taped to one wall is a printout with candy canes and snowmen and the words “Less is more”. It’s funny the things people tell themselves to perk up their banal existences.
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