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There’s A New Kunt In Town

The infamous lawyercunt is an archetype first identified (and happily ridiculed) by CH artisans of the hairy oyster. But the lawyercunt has gotten a little long in the fang. It isn’t that she’s grown mellower with age, or that her occupation has started attracting a less lizardly class of humans . It’s just that times […]

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An inspired reader has put to song The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold .

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The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold , sung to the tune of: The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.” The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed when the thighs of his wife spread to darkies. With a load of mandingo twenty […]

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PA suggests that emailing this song to your girlfriend or wife is a simple gesture of well-timed beta reassurance that (uncorrupted, foreign) chicks dig… in small quantities. It’s a fine song of loving lovitude. However, halfway through the listening experience my eyes drifted down to a random YouTube comment. my dad played this song every […]

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Where Did The Arena Rock Bands Go?

Cheap Chalupas takes a breather from undermining the ethnic cohesion of his country of birth for a glorious experience of authentic face-stuffing to link to a Pitchfork story about the pittances that rock stars get paid today. In the comments, “lords of lies” responds with an interesting take on why there are so few bands […]

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The Most Alpha Song Ever

There were a lot of quality suggestions for alpha songs from readers in the comments to this post . Too many choices from too many different genres to properly choose a number one alpha song of all time. But any list of top ten alpha songs should include “Hey Mister” by Custom, and “Homecoming” by […]

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Based on the sketchy evidence that has come in so far, I don’t think this possibility can automatically be ruled out. Will we discover from the autopsy that his body was flooded with a massive dose of the painkiller Demerol? If so, was the overdose intentional or accidental? What we know: Michael Jackson was 50. […]

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Best New Song Of 2009

McDonald’s stock is up 8.1% since 3/1/09.

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Alpha Or Beta?

The older guy on the right with the wicked guitar: alpha or beta shredder? He’s a lifelong studio musician who also tours with this band. They normally play in smaller venues holding crowds of 100 to 200 indie music fans, like the one I went to shown in this photo. Their music — bluegrass rock […]

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Flobots

Great music, idiotic lyrics. Way to ruin the listening experience, Flobots. You suck.

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