The infamous lawyercunt is an archetype first identified (and happily ridiculed) by CH artisans of the hairy oyster. But the lawyercunt has gotten a little long in the fang. It isn’t that she’s grown mellower with age, or that her occupation has started attracting a less lizardly class of humans . It’s just that times […]
Category Archive for 'Music'
“The Wreck Of The Beta Male Cuckold”, Performed
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Music, Videos on Jan 28th, 2014
An inspired reader has put to song The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold .
The Wreck Of The Beta Male Cuckold
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Music, Psy Ops, Tool Time on Jan 22nd, 2014
The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold , sung to the tune of: The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.” The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed when the thighs of his wife spread to darkies. With a load of mandingo twenty […]
Cost-Free Gestures Of Romantic Reassurance
Posted in Love, Music, The Id Monster, Videos on Jun 9th, 2013
PA suggests that emailing this song to your girlfriend or wife is a simple gesture of well-timed beta reassurance that (uncorrupted, foreign) chicks dig… in small quantities. It’s a fine song of loving lovitude. However, halfway through the listening experience my eyes drifted down to a random YouTube comment. my dad played this song every […]
Where Did The Arena Rock Bands Go?
Posted in Music on Dec 31st, 2012
Cheap Chalupas takes a breather from undermining the ethnic cohesion of his country of birth for a glorious experience of authentic face-stuffing to link to a Pitchfork story about the pittances that rock stars get paid today. In the comments, “lords of lies” responds with an interesting take on why there are so few bands […]
There were a lot of quality suggestions for alpha songs from readers in the comments to this post . Too many choices from too many different genres to properly choose a number one alpha song of all time. But any list of top ten alpha songs should include “Hey Mister” by Custom, and “Homecoming” by […]
Did Michael Jackson Commit Suicide?
Posted in Current Events, Escape, Music on Jun 26th, 2009
Based on the sketchy evidence that has come in so far, I don’t think this possibility can automatically be ruled out. Will we discover from the autopsy that his body was flooded with a massive dose of the painkiller Demerol? If so, was the overdose intentional or accidental? What we know: Michael Jackson was 50. […]
McDonald’s stock is up 8.1% since 3/1/09.
The older guy on the right with the wicked guitar: alpha or beta shredder? He’s a lifelong studio musician who also tours with this band. They normally play in smaller venues holding crowds of 100 to 200 indie music fans, like the one I went to shown in this photo. Their music — bluegrass rock […]
Great music, idiotic lyrics. Way to ruin the listening experience, Flobots. You suck.
