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Reader PA linked to an old video featuring four famous French singers embodying four distinctive styles of womanhood. All four are fantasizing about hitting on the same man who’s leaning against the bar. PA comments, This is a delight in its own right. It’s also a Game tool: ask a girl which style, of the … Read more

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Her pockets are longer than her shorts. Dat body language. It’s like she caught a whiff of dog shit. Betaboy doesn’t know it yet, but she checked out of their one-way playdate relationship long ago. The story is here, in all its lurid, coalburning detail. I’m warning you so prepare yourself as you see fit. … Read more

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There is much hand-wringing by the hypocrati over the below-replacement fertility rates of overeducated, urban leftoid, credentialist suck-up, status whoring SWPLs. However will civilization carry on if our progressive snarkmeisters disappear down the sinkhole of Darwinian finality? Well, I’m here to tell you that Western civilization will carry on quite well, and certainly better than … Read more

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There’s A New Kunt In Town

The infamous lawyercunt is an archetype first identified (and happily ridiculed) by CH artisans of the hairy oyster. But the lawyercunt has gotten a little long in the fang. It isn’t that she’s grown mellower with age, or that her occupation has started attracting a less lizardly class of humans. It’s just that times change, … Read more

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An inspired reader has put to song The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold.

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The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold, sung to the tune of: The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.” The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed when the thighs of his wife spread to darkies. With a load of mandingo twenty inches … Read more

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Where Did The Arena Rock Bands Go?

Cheap Chalupas takes a breather from undermining the ethnic cohesion of his country of birth for a glorious experience of authentic face-stuffing to link to a Pitchfork story about the pittances that rock stars get paid today. In the comments, “lords of lies” responds with an interesting take on why there are so few bands … Read more

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Where Did The Arena Rock Bands Go?

When the day comes that dudes stop picking up guitars and warbling beta ballads to score poosy is the day that I’ll entertain their griping about illegal downloading.

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The Most Alpha Song Ever

There were a lot of quality suggestions for alpha songs from readers in the comments to this post. Too many choices from too many different genres to properly choose a number one alpha song of all time. But any list of top ten alpha songs should include “Hey Mister” by Custom, and “Homecoming” by The … Read more

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Based on the sketchy evidence that has come in so far, I don’t think this possibility can automatically be ruled out. Will we discover from the autopsy that his body was flooded with a massive dose of the painkiller Demerol? If so, was the overdose intentional or accidental? What we know: Michael Jackson was 50. For a … Read more

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